Pizza O'Clock: Couple Lunch (Preview) (Patreon)

“I know what we’ll have!” Abbie declared, slapping her menu down and startling them. “I wanna big slice of your meat lovers and, knowing my boyfriend, he’s gonna want a slice of your veggie’s lover! Extra onions if you don’t mind~.”

“Heh, extra onions?” Roy chuckled, jotting those orders down, “Youse lookin’ for extra cryin’  ‘nd funky breath den, I’s bet~.”

Micah blushed. Abbie just winked at him, whispering under her breath that she had breath mints. It was nice that she understood what he liked, but it still felt awkward to order something like that.

Roy stuffed the pen and pad into his shirt pocket. “Okie-dokie, I’s got da orders down. One slice of Big Feline Dish and a slice of Woodland Large, extra Scenty! Be right back!” The toon turned and ZOOM! He was gone, leaving only a cartoonish cloud in his original spot.

“Gees… he sure can move with all that fat,” Micah bluntly remarked, spotting the kitchen door swinging back and forth.

“Never underestimate toons~!” Abbie giggled. She sighed and leaned back into her side of the booth. “Come on, admit it, the place is nice.”

Micah looked around again. “I mean, it’s not as… silly as I thought it would be. B-but, still… I’m not sure about this at all. I don’t understand why you wanted to come here.”

“Come on! Liven up and have some fun!” Abbie huffed, “We need to try something new once in a while. All of the restaurants and places we go to eat are starting to get boring. We gotta liven up our dates somehow, so why not check out a toon pizzeria?”

Micah was still unsure. Toons were a bit too wild and out there for him from previous experience. Anything could happen, especially when they were there at-

“DONE!” The beaver was back, holding two, steamy hot plates.

Both humans could only look at him with surprise. How long was he even gone for? A minute maybe?. Roy winked, sensing what they were thinking again. “We toons pride ourselves on ours speed ‘nd timin’! No ways we let sum hungry customers be hungry fors long!”

Clack-clack. He dropped the plates on the table before them and gave a hearty belly laugh… one that made it bounce and jiggle. “Enjoy! If youse need more to fill up dem scrawny tummies of yours, just let me know~.”