Episode 406: Crazy 'Bout Chocobos (Patreon)

Chocobos! For over three decades, these large, flightless friends have been a mainstay in the Final Fantasy series, with their roles growing from glorified horses to creations that sustained several spinoffs. But just what are Chocobos, why were they invented, how have they changed over the years, and, most importantly, why aren't they real? On this episode of Retronauts, join Bob Mackey, Jeremy Parish, and Andrew Vestal as the crew becomes amateur ornithologists in an attempt to study the wily Chocobo.