Nonsufficient Funds (Patreon)
Published:
2017-04-10 17:45:39
Edited:
2019-03-08 16:22:56
Imported:
2022-07
Content
Years ago, I had a pizza delivered to my shittty, old apartment by this cute, young, little half-Dominican chick. Her little machine kept declining my card and I didn't have any cash. Out of the blue she says, "Maybe we can work something out..." Now, being the typical male that I am, I took her possible solution as meaning only one thing....OH YEAH, this is the kinda stuff that porn flick scripts are made of!
Uh, no. She couldn't have been a day over 20 years old and had spotted my recently purchased 12-pack of cerveza sitting on the kitchen counter...and otherwise had no interest in my decrepit, (at the time) 30-something year old ass.
Original Art by Dan Almanzar
Edits and Colors by Phillipthe2