Good-ish vs Not-so-Evil (Patreon)
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Shego, having once again broken into yet another scientific facility, is ready to abscond with some piece of technology....and once again, Kim appears out of nowhere to thwart her. Yet again, the two duel...her snarky come-backs versus Kim's angst-filled, goody-two-shoes lecturing. Ultimately, the two will wind up fighting it out... jujitsu/parkour style until some buffoon (i.e. Ron or Dr. Drakken) intervenes.
The same old routine, time and time again.
A solid five minutes into her 'good guy' speech and there's little sign Kim is going to let up any time soon. Shego lets out a sigh of exasperation, eyes rolling up in her head as she flutters her eyelids.
Shego: Alright, alright! Jesus! I get it. Enough with the hero monologue already. You're giving me a fucking migraine.
Kim: ...and that's why good will always triumph over evil.
Shego: Listen. You know the drill. Doc wants a thing, I'm here to steal said thing, you're here to stop me from getting said thing. We fight it out...yada, yada, yada. That about right?
Kim: That's generally how it works, evil-doer.
Shego: Fine. Then let's dispense with all of the speeches and get this over with, shall we?
Shego withdraws slightly, raising her fists in the air, posed as if she's ready to do battle. Kim, fully expecting green plasma to erupt from her nemesis's hands, stances herself, raising both hands as if she's about to perform a double Judo chop. The redhead watches as a little sneer forms in the corner of Shego's mouth, one eye closing slightly for added effect. In a scene cut straight from The Matrix, Kim gives her rival a 'come on' gesture with the tips of her fingers.
Kim: (thinking) Here it comes...
Instead of green plasma, Kim is met with green flesh. Shego grabs the zipper at the throat of her uniform, yanking it downwards. No sooner has the clasp reached her navel when two perfectly shaped and tan-lined breasts pop out their spandex prison. Kim's mouth drops open, staring at Shego's pink areola standing out against a field of light green.
Mesmerized. Dazed. Kim can only watch as Shego grabs the piece of technology she'd come to make off with. A series of acrobatic back-flips and Shego is atop a stack of wooden crates...somehow managing to zip up her suit mid-flip. The seasoned traceurs vaults to an overhead gantry and then up to an open skylight. A quick leap to a rope ladder attached to Dr Drakken's hovercraft and she's away...giving Kim a little hand salute as she disappears up and out of sight.
Kim blinks repeatedly, still staring up at the open skylight.
Kim: Th' fuck... What the fuck just happened?
Ron: Huh. I never knew she had nipple piercings.
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