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Sitting at the kitchen table, a cup of coffee in hand as he reads the morning paper, Phillip hears the plodding of bare feet behind him.  Alice, carry a veritable flaming birthday cake, strides in the kitchen wearing only a black string bikini.  Setting the cake in front of him, she hooks a finger onto the top fold of newspaper, snatching it away and tossing it aside.  Now that she has his full and undivided attention, Alice breaks into song...Marilyn Monroe style, doe-eyed and swaying her hips as if she's serenading the president.

Alice: Now, make a wish and blow out the candles.

Phillip huffs and puffs, successfully blowing out all fifty-two candles.

Alice: So, what'd you wish for?

Phillip: If I tell you, my wish might not come true.

Leaning forward at the waist, arching her back and pushing out her chest as she does so, Alice places a hand on either of his shoulders.  Her breasts pressing against his chest, she smiles demurely, the tip of her nose nearly touching his.

Alice: Oh, c'mon...

Running a fingertip down his chest and across his abs, Alice hooks her index finger into Phillip's waist band.

Alice: (whispering) It'll be our little secret.

Phillip: Well, if you insist.

Grabbing the tall blonde be the backs of her thighs, Phillip pulls her forward.  Bending her knees, Alice slips down, facing him as she sits on his lap.  Just as he reaches down and begins to untie the knots on her bikini bottoms, Alice instinctively reaches behind her back and does the same to the knot holding her top in place.

Phillip: (whispering) I wished for a sexy, blonde MILF in her 'birthday suit'.

Alice: (smiling devilishly) I think your wish is about to come true.

No sooner has she begun to unwrap his birthday present when...

BEEEEEEEEEEP!

...the smoldering cake behind her sets off the smoke detector.

Original Art by Chancero

Colors and Edits by Phillipthe2