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Standing on the sidewalk in from of the Possible residence, two delivery drivers talk with a policeman about the traffic accident that had just occurred.

FedEx Driver: It was the damnedest thing, officer.  This little, pink, rat-looking thing ran out of the bushes right in front of us.

UPS Driver: Yeah.  I swerved to miss it, but..

FedEx Driver: Damned thing came outta nowhere.

UPS Driver: There was just no way to avoid hitting one another.

The office, skeptical of the two deliveryman's story, looks over at the Possible's front window.  Dressed in little but a long t-shirt (and nothing underneath it), Shego stands in front of the window relaying the goings-on to Kim.  Kim, however, hasn't been able to grab any clothing since the accident and is slumped down on the couch so that nobody can see her.

Policeman: Uh-huh.  A pink rat.

FedEx Driver: Like I said...  It was the damnedest thing.

The Tweebs, standing on the front porch and doing their best to play the part of your average rubberneckers, point and gesture as they look on.

Jim: Think he'll buy it?

As the policeman scribbles something in his notebook, his back turned to the house, the deliverymen look over his shoulder and leer at the green woman standing in the front window before eyeing the Tweebs with a grin.  Tim, in turn, glances over at Shego and then returns their grin.

Tim: Yep.

Jim: Think the girls will go for it?

Tim: You think they have much of a choice?

An impatient and visibly nervous Kim strums her fingers on a couch cushion, staring up at Shego's pride flag t-shirt.  From her vantage point, she can see the lower edges of the green woman's still-glistening privates.  Turning Shego into a pressed ham, so to speak, was Kim's idea in the first place...a fact that Shego isn't going to let her forget.

Kim: Are we really doing this?

Shego: Well, let's see...  We...and by 'we', I mean you...either do a couple of middle aged and slightly overweight delivery guys -or- we all wind up in jail.

Kim: Urgh.  Yeah...no.  See this? 

Kim, gesturing down the entire length of her body with two upturned palms, frowns up at her fellow actress.  Shego continues to stare out the window without actually looking at the redhead.

Kim: This isn't a body built for jail.

Shego: Sure it is.  I'd totally trade that ass for a pack of Kool's and a couple of postage stamps.

Kim: Oh, har-har.  Wait.  You...  You totally would, wouldn't you?!

Shego: Without batting an eyelash, Princess.

Outside, two wreckers pull up, the drivers climbing out and starting the process of removing the battered shipping vans.  Smirking, Shego watches as the cop climbs into his cruiser and begins to pull away.  No sooner has the officer disappeared from sight when the two deliverymen begin walk towards the front door.

Looking down at the naked, carrot-topped woman, Shego raises an eyebrow and gives her a knowing smile.

Kim: What?  Please tell me the cop left.

Shego: So, which one are we...and by 'we', I still mean you...gonna do first?  Spare tire and a mullet -or- captain comb-over?

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Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2