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Sitting at the head of the dining room table, Kim mumbles to herself, memorizing her lines as the Tweebs set up for another shoot.  Having just picked up the script and not read it completely, she has only a vague idea of what this scene entails.  Not that she has many lines to remember...it's pretty much all 'action sequences'.

Having ditched the running gags theme from the old show, simply because most of the original supporting actors aren't available, they've opted to co-opt some of the other episodes instead.  Just as Kim is about to read what the meat of scene is about, Jim dumps a huge pile of plain, white envelopes on the table in front of her.

Kim: I'm applying for college.  Ok, I get that...but, what's with the giant pile of envelopes?

Jim: Oh, c'mon.  You'd think it'd be obvious.  You're stuffing envelopes.

Kim just stares at Jim, blinking, having no clue where he's going with this.

Jim: A lot of them...and you need help stuffing them all.

Kim continues to stare at him, shaking her head in confusion.  Jim rolls his eyes in frustration, dramatically pointing at the pile of paper and then to her.

Jim: 'Stuffing envelopes'?  You, know...metaphorically?  (sighs heavily) Oh, c'mon, seriously?

Jim watches as Kim's dumbfounded expression changes to one of realization...he can almost physically see the gears beginning to turn inside her head.

Kim: Ohhhhh, ok, stuffing my 'envelopes'.

Jim: Ahh, now she gets it.

Kim: Wait...no.  Uhh-uhh, no way!  I watched you two Franken-cocks pull a DP on Bonnie back in high school.

Jim: Heh!  Yeah, good times.

Kim: It's wasn't funny!  Ok, well...yeah, it was kinda funny.  The bitch deserved it, but she couldn't walk straight for a week!

Jim: Yeah, I seem to recall a certain redheaded, go-getter wanting to play 'two-hand-touch' just as much as the others girls.

Just as Kim opens her mouth to berate Jim some more, a completely different set of Tweebs walks in from the kitchen.  Taken aback, Kim's annoyed expression instantly changes to one of total bewilderment.  Naked, they are identical to Jim and Tim, except for...

Kim: Holy shit.

Jim: Yeah, we might've augmented these two a little bit.

Kim: Wow.  Just wow.  Wait, hang on...  I thought you two got out of the cloning business?

Jim: Ehhh, well, technically we did.  It's not illegal, per say, but all of those religious nut-jobs just wouldn't leave us alone.  Señor Senior, Jr still wants the occasional 'play thing'...and he's willing to pay top dollar for 'em.  So, we just fire up the old incubator and pop out another...

Kim: Urgh.  Ok, ok...  I get it.

Jim: While we were at it, Tim and I figured...  Hey, we're, like, super busy with filming and editing, so why don't we just make a couple of improvements and...

Kim: ...and have me sitting on a donut cushion for a month.

Jim: Oh, c'mon.  They're not -that- big.

Kim: "Not that big"?  Seriously?  It looks like you spliced their DNA with a rhinoceros.

Jim: Ok, now, that'd just be slipshod science.  You can't mix genus like that.  Technically they're part Lorwardian.

Kim closes her eyes for a moment, rubbing her temples with her index fingers.

Kim: Annnnd, how many of these hybrid, alien, monster-cock Tweebs did you make?

Jim: Including these two, the two out back mowing the lawn, and...  Uhhhh...

Kim: Urgh.  Nevermind.  Let's just shoot this thing.

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Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2