Cheater - Part 2 - Preview (Patreon)

It's the following morning and Blondie finds herself sitting at the kitchen table, daydreaming about last nights escapades as she sips on a cup of coffee.  The kids have long since left for school, leaving only Dagwood darting downstairs in his usual haste to get to work on time.

Dagwood: Honey!  Have you seen my briefcase?  The carpool's gonna be here any second.

Blondie: It's on the table in the foyer where you always leave it, dear.

Dagwood rushes into the kitchen, struggling to knot his tie.  Standing up, Blondie turns and hands him a cup of coffee, then reaches up to help him with his tie.

Blondie: Here, let me, dear.

Dagwood: I'm almost fifty and still can't manage to tie one of these.  How is it that you know how to tie them so well?

Blondie: I've tied a few knots in my day.

Dagwood simply stares at his wife, blinking, his mind obviously elsewhere, as Blondie not-so modestly smirks at him.

Dagwood: Yeeeah, I'm not even gonna touch that one.

Blondie: I was in the Girl Scouts, silly.  Where did your brain go?

Dagwood: (feigning modesty) Far from the land of merit badges and cookie sales, apparently.

Nope, you won't see Blondie's knot tying skills, but you can see her in all of her scantly clad glory...and read the rest of the story at the $1 tier level.  :D

Original Art by SGTMADNESS

Commissioned by Phillipthe2