Friday Night Lights - Preview (Patreon)

It's 11:58pm in Middleton and the football fans have long since gone home.  Kim, having just gotten home from the game, is about to take off her cheer uniform and get into the shower when her Kimmunicator starts to ring...

Kim: Dammit, Wade!  Can't this wait?  I was just about to get ready for bed.
Wade: Aww yeeaaah, KP in her nightie!  C'mon, lemme turn on the video link.
Kim: Uhhh, no....and who says I'm wearing a nightie?
Wade: Such a tease.  
Kim: You know you like it.  So, what's the sitch?
Wade: The silent alarm at Middleton Bank and Trust has been going off.
Kim: Soooo, you called me for a burglar alarm, why?!?  Call the cops!
Wade: That's just it, the police aren't responding.  Infrared satellite imagery is seeing a lot of flight activity in the area, but it's not police or news helicopters...they're all at a warehouse fire on the opposite side of town.  An obvious decoy.
Kim: Urgh...obviously.  (long annoyed sigh) Fine.  I'm headed that way.

Kim climbs into the Sloth and heads toward downtown.  Halfway there, Wade calls on the in-car video screen with more info...

Wade: I checked some of the downtown CCTV feeds.  Looks like Drakken is showing off some new flying anti-gravity gizmo of his.  Wait...are you still in your cheer outfit?
Kim: I didn't feel like changing...and besides, it's just Drakken.  I can whip that losers ass in high heels  and fishnets.
Wade: Ohhh, I'd pay money to see that.  Is that a new uniform?
Kim: Yeah, they wanted us to show a little more skin.  It looks so trashy...like wearing a tube top.  Constantly feels like I'm about to fall out of it.
Wade: Seriously, no joke.  I'd pay good money to see that.
Kim: (giggles) Yeah...o'kay...riiiight.  Now look who's teasin'.

Wade just stares at her knowingly, smiling with a raised eyebrow. 

Kim: Wait...you're serious?!?
Wade: Cash, credit, or Bitcoin?

Original Art by phantomdiver
Edits by Phillipthe2