Distraction - 4K (Patreon)

Meanwhile, down in the bowels of his not-so-secret lair, Dr Drakken plots and schemes as Shego lays under her tanning lamp...

Drakken: Shego?  Shego?!  Confound it, where is that woman?  Shego!!
Shego: What, Doc, what?!  Jesus...what's so damned important?
Drakken: Take off that swimsuit.
Shego: Pardon me?
Drakken: I said, take off that ridiculous swimsuit and...
Shego: Uhhh, you...you do realize you're seconds away from death, right?  Choose your next words carefully.
Drakken: Oh, don't be so melodramatic.  Here...

Drakken hands Shego a large gift box, wrapped in green and black ribbon.

Shego: Ohh-kay?  Christmas was last month, Doc, and my birthday isn't until...
Drakken: (annoyed groan) Spare me the sarcasm and open it.
Shego: If something comes outta this and sprays acid, belches knock-out gas, or tries to bite me, I'm gonna be really fucking annoyed, Doc.
Drakken: Oh, please...do I look that juvenile?
Shego: Do I have to answer that?

Shego unties the ribbon and flips open the lid, revealing...

Shego: Oh...look...my old uniform...but less of it.  You know, if you wanted to see more of me, you could've just asked.
Drakken: What?!  You...I'd never!  You think you're all that?!?  I spent weeks designing that!  The latest in synthetic elastic polyester polymer fiber, skin-tight, waterproof...
Shego: You made it out of spandex, didn't you?
Drakken: I...  (defeated sigh) Yes.

Shego slips her one-piece swimsuit off of her shoulders and over her breasts.  Turning away from him, she looks over her shoulder and gives Doc a sultry wink as she pushes the suit over her hips and let's it drop to the floor.  As she walks away, new suit in hand...

Shego: You went through all that trouble...the least I can do is try it on.

Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2