Slip-and-Slide (Patreon)

The kids are at Nana's house for the week while Ann and James take a much needed vacation.

Ann: Honey, could you put some more suntan lotion on me?

James:  Certainly, dear.  How 'bout another piña colada?

Ann:  With this spiced rum?  I'm pretty sure four is my limit.

James: Oh, c'mon...we're on vacation, just the two of us for once.  Live a little!

James hands Ann another fruity drink, complete with a tiny umbrella, and then unties all of her bikini strings.

Ann: (giggling) Timothy James Possible, I do believe you're trying to get me intoxicated so you can take advantage of me.

James:  So, you don't want me to get you drunk on a secluded, tropical beach and turn you into a slip-and-slide?

Ann: Put some more oil on me and find out.

I'm from Florida and was born three miles from the beach.  Pro Tip: Don't play 'hide the pool noodle' on the sand.  Steal a hotel beach chair.  :D

Sorry, this one isn't available in 4K or 8K.

Original Art by Crisisbeat 

Commissioned by Phillipthe2