May 2024 Update | Fuckin' hell b'ys, we're back! (Patreon)

From "I don't know if I can ever do this again" to 4+ hours of audio posted last month, I think it's safe to say the ol' Audi audio machine is well-oiled and ready to roll. So let's talk news.

Introducing the Monthly Pinned Post 📌

In an attempt to stay organized, I've started doing a monthly pinned post. It's part content bundle, part schedule, with a new one every month. In it you'll find a link to the audio masterlist at the top, with all relevant information below, organized by date. Rather than scrolling or sorting or searching, you'll have that month's audios linked right there. You can check the status of this month's audios to see if it's written, recorded, or queued to post, and I update it every time I complete something.

Coffee Confessions 2 ☕️

I'll be doing another Coffee Confessions this month for funsies and I was thinking of partaking of a certain substance and then reacting to and answering a bunch of anonymous questions I found in my tellonym. I just regained access and some of the questions are from like 2 years ago. If you have any burning questions yourself, use the link! Use the word "banana" in your message so I know you're patrons and will give your questions priority.

About Commissions & Audio Ideas ⭐

I'm working toward being able to do commissions again - I'm planning to reopen them in September 2024 (Let's see if I can make it through the summer and keep up my current pace before I add any extra work). As Patrons, you get a 20% discount on commissions and also first dibs for any open slots. Pricing info and how to get a comm will be coming closer to the fall. I appreciate your patience and understanding!

You are always welcome to contact me about audio ideas, script fills, and suggestions. I have a post about it here with all the relevant info.

Tier-Specific Announcements 🎤

BODYGUARDS
I had a lot of fun with "Don't Call Me Ma'am" last month so I'm making it a regular series for your tier! There will be a poll to see which direction the next episode should go. The idea is to focus on different areas of foreplay and work our way up to sex and follow our heroes as they discover and try new kinks. I'm really excited about it. We'll have one new episode every month in addition to all your regular content.

MANAGERS
I'm adding an extra audio to your tier this month as well! With this one, I'll pick a concept but we'll have a vote on which direction the audio should take and what tags you would like. And you also have access to the abovementioned new series so don't forget to vote for that too!

What I Still Owe You 💜

Aside from my life, you mean?

I launched my Patreon on June 1 2020 and this year I would like to do something to celebrate. I'll start planning out something special - after the year I've had I REALLY want to mark this occasion as a fresh new start, while honoring what got me here. I was thinking I might redo some of my very first Patreon exclusives, and also maybe an OOC audio where we listen together and I critique my own work and react to it, stuff like that. If you have ideas or wants or suggestions please let me know!

There was also a Canada Day audio from 2023 that didn't get made - I'll start working on that this year and I'll make it extra special to make up for it. That won't be out until July, but I didn't want you to think I forgot about it.

I know I've said it already but it's really good to be back and having fun and getting to create for you all again. You're my saviors, regardless of how long you've been here or what tier you're at. Thank you for a fantastic April, now let's have an even better May. 💜