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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-03 15:27:29
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2024-11

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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet! As always, thanks for the support, love youse!

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CrippledEagle86

Former $20 homie, now $10 homie. This inflation is through the roof!!! Is it garbage to get business cards made up for yourself but really only have giving them out to women? And not so much for work stuff. Also, I never heard from any of them!!!! Hahaha love youse guys!!!

Michael Clark

Ever taped a lightswitch?

aDirtySock

Is it garbage if you have more than 3 kinds of ranch in your fridge?

The Head Intern

Is it garbage to go straight to the clearance section when you're shopping?

Miko Alcantara

$20 TAMPA Homie Here, never had one read. Got this EARLY! Know any L7 Weenies?

Aaron Vasquez

Youse ever life the bowl/plate off the table to get a better angle at scrapping off every molecule of whatever you were eating ?

BellasDad

Long time bozo. Never had one read…for real. Just bought a 12 foot skeleton for Halloween, long long do I have to wait to put it up?

GarbagedayisEVERYDAY

Is it garbage to have a calendar just to track free trials and email accounts used

Tuddy’s Pool Boy

Yeah where the fuck is fat court cmon boys

Foley Loaded

We need the return of Dusty Slay

Ashlee Faris

Is it garbage to get into a fight over dinner about Foleys use of the word “grundle”?

ConDog

Never had one read: Is it garbage your family celebrity is in the FBI’s most wanted list?

garbagette

Ayg if you just take your smoke detector down and throw it away when it beeps instead of changing the battery

Anthony R

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage to hang a flag on a rented boat? I see a lot of people on the lake with American flags or Trump flags flying behind their boats..

Nick Sweeney

Ever have a TV in your kitchen?

james traynor

Is it garbage if you still eat spaghetti Os at age 52 ?

Ian Rieck

10 dollar homie here. Is it garbage to cook a pan of lasagna on the smoker?

HARRY_WRECKED_UM

$10 home never had one read. Are you garbage if you used block cheese for your cheeseburger? When I was a kid my mom would buy the big block of cheese. We wpuld have to cut it into chunks. It NEVER melted completely.

BJM

Ever try on clothes not in a dressing room?

Chaconbeeseburger

When was the last time you had to “weekend at Bernie’s” style carry someone.

MVYHEM

Is it garbage to hang vinyl records on your wall (Kiss, foreigner,supertramp, areosmith) etc

Major Paint Eater

Dimebag bozo here, I've had one read, is it garbage to use your county fair bracelet to get discounted admission to the strip club?

Brennan Marion

$10 sleeper cell, NHOR. Is it garbage to blow your nose and then check the tissue to inspect your snot load?

DelcoDylan

10 dollar homie! Is it garbage to pack a couple dry wall repair kits every time you go on vacation because you know your friends are dick heads

Kraig WithaKay

First time, long time- never had one read. Is it garbage to name a child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? Example- The father’s name was Dave but you name your daughter Mille Lou (M.L.) because he drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

Paul Wirta

Is there any better indicator of a garbage bar than Keno?

Ball Sacomano

West coast homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you’ve been in the car when your parents got the car impounded? Stepdad to be was drafting semis on the way to Reno for the wedding. I was 12.

Assblaster from Tremors 3 (Back to Perfection)

What color plastic ninja sword would you choose after the middle-aged divorced dad guessed your weight wrong over on Morey's Piers? Bonus question: How long did it last before it was taken away?

Dallas Adonis

Ever taken the mesh screen from your bathroom sink faucet to use in your weed pipe when supply was low?

Lou

Long time listener, first time caller. Have you ever bought strip club merch? My friend did up in Edmonton.

Dominic Walter

$10 investor here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if 2 of your families favorite meals are called chicken slop and guts? (Chicken slop is a casserole and guts are stuffed peppers)

Jimmy Jawn’s

Youse ever honk the horn going past the golf course to try and jam up a swing? Just did it. Good clean fun

Josh

Is it garbage if your mothers birthday gift to you was her grocery store points ?

Melly P

Requesting some tank-top merch for the garbage ladiesss!! ❤️🗑️❤️

El Bozo Rojo

$20 Co conspirator here, never had one read. Is it garbage if your first thought when you see a flashlight light, is "shit it's the cops"

Foley Loaded

Have you ever given two hearty thumps on the side of a pickup to let the driver know you’re all good and they can drive away? $10 trash compactor never had one read

Mitch Dudley

Never had one red, is it garbage to get a tattoo at a ECHL game? ECHL is like minors hockey for the minor hockey league

Jacob Thacker

5 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to tip the chip bags to see if you can find one with more chips than air?

Deanzie

Is it garbage if your father stole your identity when you were young and when you are grown, you go into the same field of work because that means you already have time in the union?

BJM

Ever light a cig with a full sized blow torch?

The Head Intern

Is it garbage to wash your hands in a pool? I was eating lunch and didn't have a napkin so I reached in and rinsed my hands off in the pool

Joe Yaballsitch

$10 homie never had one read Are you garbage if the only wine glasses in your house were stolen from the same restaurant (the restaurant logo is on the glass)

Veal Chop Johnny

First time long time , is it garbage to clip your fingernails at work??? Dude in the cubicle next to me does it and the sound of the clipper grosses me the fuck out lol love youse

Eli Presson

Ever had a car break down and you just leave it there and get another piece of shit to drive?

Big Quig

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to keep a tray in your car for your passenger seat so when you eat on the go you don’t make a mess?

ChederCheese

$5 broke homie nhor... Is it garbage if we have dogs at our workshop instead of a doorbell? (Also is it garbage if we find fossilized turds in the warehouse?)

Dominic Walter

$10 Shareholder, never had one read. Are you garbage if your mom slept with your sister’s 24 year old fiancée and then married a different 24 year old. Then faked her own death to raise money on go fund me.

ThisOnesJustFunny

$10 bozo of the night, NHOR. Is it garbage to have a collection of basketball jerseys you refer to as your “Loungewear?” What do youz guys lounge around the house in?

Paul Wirta

Is it garbage if your a 3rd generation of your first and last name but the lineage is your grandfather, your uncle, and then you?

Dr. Farts

$10 NHOR (that I know of). Are you garbage if they play Life Goes On by Tupac at Grandma’s funeral because you sent it to your Aunt as joke that went completely over her head? July 18th 2024.

The Dilettante

FTLT is it Garbage if your Dad would give you Pig antibiotics when you got sick as a kid, side note we didn’t live on or near a farm. just good old fashioned poor.

DaveyKicks

Is it garbage if you’re an aunt before you’re born? Wife’s mother has nieces and nephews that are older than her. Love youse

Tony

$10 homie FTLT/NHOR (not lying) are you garbage if you use a dehumidifier as a hand-dryer in your bathroom? and also use it to dry your bits after a shower? how ya doin'

Ebb

NHOR: Ayg if you hang a string over your sink so you can wash paper towels and hang them up to dry and reuse? I got this habit from my grandmother.

J

Anyone have walking boner? After a slow dance at a wedding I had to walk to my table with a boner . Brutal

MySisterRanMeOver

NHOR... You ever been fired from your job at a porn website for tellin' an elderly man where to find free porn?

BJM

Ever fall down stairs

Oil Field Bozo

First time long time oil field bozo. Is it garbage that as kids i would drag my friends behind a golf cart on a stollen trash can lid on the golf course at night when the sprinkles were running at the country club i grew up in? ( no we did not do it on the tee boxes or greens)

Scootsie Doubleday

Whats your pot and pan storage look like? I've got one nice pan balanced on a pile of chaos.

Jason L

10 dollar homie here, never had one read - are your parents garbage if they disable the auto start/stop feature on their new cars because they have PTSD from their 1980s shitbox cars stalling out at red lights?

Seymour Johnson

FTLT $10 homer simpson. AYG if you use Walmart bags instead of boxes when you move? Is there a classy way to move?

Kyle Peeler

Arkansas bozo, never had one read, is it garbage to take several showers in a night to sober up so you don’t get the spins?

Chorizo n eggs

$10 homie here ...currently how may keys do you have on your Keychain that you have no idea what they go to but refuse to throw them away just in case

TuddyFick

Do you piss in a slop sink?

Blake

Long time $10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use your cousins college email account to sign up for stuff to get the college discount? (Sunday Ticket ain’t cheap)

jim k

how many napkins are you allowed to take from somewhere like chipotle before it becomes trash. i always take as many as i can so im stocked up?

Jenny Somma

NHOR: are you garbage if your parents left a 10 year old station wagon in the driveway for the kids rather than getting to towed bc the kids liked "playing in it"

Fritz

Is it garbage to still be on a phone plan with your parents? Btw, I'm 38, married, 3 kids, and a mortgage. Still cutting checks to mom monthly. Love youse guys!

Yo Mama

$10 buddy who got one read and foley of all people called me gross. Is it garbage to move into a house where your room never had a door to begin with? I just nailed a snuggie to the doorframe and called it a day.

Joshua Yamat

Ever take gas station boner pills?

Gnome Northeast

10$ shareholder, are you garbage if you use your aunt as a notary to sign and stamp documents in order to work at a weed factory, and you drive to the dive bar where she drinks on a Friday nights and she’s already 3 drinks deep? (She also keeps her notary stamp and seal on her at all times like a gun a badge)

Sky Luke Comedy

Selling loose cigarettes for 10$ homie. Is it garbage if you wear anything other than proper jewelry around your neck, my friend in middle school wore a Rockstar energy drink tab on a string around his neck every day for 3 years straight

Markus Haro

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to have 4 different brands and sizes of tires on your car

Lieutenant Burnie

Never had one read, $10 Homie: Is it Garbage to use a koozie outside of parties/beaches? I work in an office and use one to keep my morning energy drink cold. I like a good screamer

DelcoDylan
>>148390106

A couple people in my town have these up year round and just decorate them for every holiday

BOOBSMcTITTIES

is it garbage to keep a pile of cinderblocks stacked up behind the garage? from booby traps to oil changes they come in handy.

Jessica Byers

$10 homie. Is it garbage for your 3rd son to be the Jr?

Sam J

$10 jerk off here. I’ve had a few read but I need some more advice. Is it garbage to use funds from your 7 year old child’s bank account to buy a time share. We’re the ones that put the money there in the first place!

3.57 on pump 4

10 dollar chupacabra never had one read. Have you ever stopped to get a snack on your way out to eat

Elwood

Is it garbage if u can "pop the hood" on your vehicles without looking.

Walter

Is it garbage to use sample turf squares from Home Depot as coasters?

zoomped

new to the paytch first question. is it garbage to middle man your grandmothers oxycontin sales as a 9 year old, via huffy. (she would give me an envelope, i’d ride my bike down the street to a cousins house and id come back with groceries) i had no idea what was going on

Foley'sLeftTitt

Why do like one out of every 8 peanut m&ms taste hella funny? Is it garbage to notice that?

Nick Vogel

$10 homie, never had one read: youse ever post on social media addressing your haters?

BJM

Ever bummed a cig off your arresting officer?

Jim Galdin

$10 hero not hogie here, Is it garbage if the smell of menthol cigarettes and leather makes you feel like you’re at home?

Reuben Staton

$10 homie never had one read JERKOFFS!!! Are you garbage if you take the family out to dinner (to flex) but secretly pay with a gift card?

PrateTrain

Never had one read, $10 Homie: is it garbage to get a vasectomy at age 22?

Jaxon Jaxoff

First time long time, is it garbage to use H. Foley as your created player on MLB the show?

RonnieChong

Actually never had one read! $10 dollar homie. You ever waited for your change from a hair cut?

UncleMagic

$10 Gold Star Executive genuinely never had one read! Are you garbage if you only have one window ac unit and move it room to room based on where you will be?

Jim Galdin

$10 Trumped up Charge here Is it garbage to ever say “this would be so good with some vodka” about any non alcoholic drink?

Craven Moorehead

$10 dollar bozo, have had one read not gonna lie. Is it garbage to have a car that takes premium gas but only fill it with premium 2-3 times a year when gas is cheap?

PeanutbutterandJimmy

$10 homie still looking to have my cherry popped. Need a professional option here. My girlfriend recently told me when she was in college she would take Popov vodka and run it through her Brita pitcher three times "to make it taste better".

Foley's Grundle

$10 garbage bag here Is it garbage to stub your toe

Landyn Crumbaugh

$10 Homie, never had one read.. Is it garbage if you take your shoes AND socks off at the movie theater? I worked at a dine in movie theater for 2 years and people would have them kickers out and just pretend the fumes weren't slowly killing everyone around them

Jaxon Jaxoff

Have you every had stain glass somewhere in your house? Had a small panel in my kitchen of my childhood home a when I was younger.

Andrew S

Dunking food in your drink is already trashy, but how far have you taken it? My mom's favorite is dunking a tuna sandwich in a glass of pepsi. Says the little floaties left over are the best part.

Micro prawcessors

$10 bozo NHOR, ever squeeze Elmer’s glue all over your hand just so you can peel it off 5 mins later?

Willy Costigan Jr.

Ever watched your buddy get chased off a trailer porch with a baseball bat by a girl named Tequila at a party that was broken up because 3 different people pulled handguns out and started shooting into the air? Our band was also playing in the backyard on a flatbead trailer and we had to load all of our equipment up while avoiding gunfire and haymakers.

Alejandro

FTLT; you ever use dog clippers to cut your own nails before?

AuntTuddiesToeJam

10$ garbagio here. Is it garbage to duck tape your cars bumper too keep it from falling off?

Jim Galdin

$10 community college dropout here, Is it garbage to go to work in a medical boot?

Cody Gurnick

$10 bozo here. FTLT Is it garbage to tape a flash light to your lawn mower because it's too hot to cut the grass when the sun is up?

shLinky

10 meatballs on a stick here, is it garbage to have more money in your 401k than your savings/checking

Palmela Handerson’s Tommy

$10 investor, NEVER HAD ONE READ! Ever waited outside of an establishment to meet a celebrity you heard was in there?

Foley's Ever present Coldsoar

$10 Covert Operative reporting from Kippys Suburban basement (The molds bad send help) Is it garbage if you submit questions and they never get read?

isetthem

From your boy Charlie, what is the trashiest way to go if you have a few months to live. Me, blow and hookers.

Cody

$10 longtime rubbish aficionado here. You ever watch deadliest catch and think that’s a great way to make money and it could be the answer to all your problems?

Sancheezy!

NHOR you ever pooped in a gas station restroom only to find out there was no toilet paper?(what would you do)

Holden Hiscock

Y’ever buy your dad heaters for Christmas?

Stanky Leg

How many times do you reuse tinfoil in the toaster oven ?

Hot Wet Trash

$10 home, nhor. You boys ever load up ant hills with firecrackers when you were kids? We weren't allowed to play with matches so I used a magnifying glass to light em up.

Foley’s Tongue Waggle

AYG if you’ve put messages on highway overpasses with solo cups?

Ryan Kipp

Is it garbage if my white Burnies shirt has a stain on it but I still wear it

Marty Tallman

$10 long time homie, is it garbage to cheers something other than a drink? Like a corn dog, burger, etc.

Pizza Entree

$10 homie. Had one read but under a different name. When is a hat too old to wear? Got a brother wearing a dirty Cubs hat from the 90s.

Jake Briscoe

First time long time, ever ride a dog?

Rob Wilson

Howdy! First time long time, $10 homie from Texas. Is it garbage that the highlight of my week as a kid was going with my dad to the methadone clinic to get its “meds” and the lady’s would give me a handful of dum-dums. Then we’d head over to the guardian interlock place to get the breathalyzer on his truck calibrated and he’d buy me a Mr. Pibb. P.S. The breathalyzer was court ordered for my brother but he had it put in a clapped out suburban and gave it to my dad so he didn’t have to deal with it.

Fat Shisno

5 $ dip shit NHOR, is it to misspell your won tag when spray painting a decrepit building

iHeart Tugboats

Ever go to a dealership and buy a used vehicle make, not from that dealership? I once bought a used ford truck from a Mazda dealership.

Derek Moll

10$ homie NEVER Had One Read. (No bullshit) is it garbage if you’re swimming and ya let out a tinkle to see if they have the blue dye before you piss everywhere?

Frank Drapalski

$10 hoagie here, is it garbage if your mom kept a wiffle ball bat in the house to hit you and your friends when you got outta hand?

Brett Krodel

10$ flatbread, never had one read. Is it garbage to go to a timeshare pitch for free vacation. My family did only 1 and it was a week to colonial Williamsburg. It was awful.

Fran Martin

This ones for the big man love youse! You ever hot rail roxycotin with a one hitter an blast off to the moon

d3cember

$10 salary payer. Youse got any stumps in the yard?

Kippy’s Classmate - The Horse

Ever carried something besides coffee in your thermos to your office job? I used to have koolaid in mine for years until I spilled it one day and a coworker asked why it was orange.

Kay J Peterman

Is it garbage to be walking around my job site whispering “basura” to myself in the stylings of kippy only for a Mexican Labourer to ask what garbage i wanted taken out and he got very confused

Randy Bobandy

10 dollar home never had one read. Is it garbage to order 2 for 1 pizzas (limit 2 per customer) twice under different names and changing your hat/coat and wearing a mask to disguise yourself on the 2nd pickup. Times are tough and 4 Pizza Hut pies on a game day can feed an army.

Brett Krodel
>>148391046

30/20/10 is a my dad's annual gift. 30rack, 20 pack of cigarettes, 10$ lottery ticket

NuckinFuts

10 nhor. Is it garbage to listen to AYG while waiting in the lobby of the hospital where you're getting an MRI on your heart cause your mom did coke when she was pregnant, cause you were an oopsie, and you have a defect now.

d3cember
>>148391543

Homie, that’s not a real thing. Your parents just didn’t want you pissing in the pool.

Kay J Peterman

Is it garbage to only play the 1 credit songs on the ami app in the bar .. just to get more bang for your buck

Derek Moll
>>148391543

Hahaha I know. Ironically I’m a pool guy. But it’s still lodged in the back of my head 🤣 can’t be in a customers pool taking those chances without a test tinkle 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

gabage pal aunt Jamie

10 dolla new trash here, so is it trash asking for my ex. to marry a woman who is your best friends ex because she cheated with you, and now she asking for paternity test on his kid he has with someone else aka me

Patti's Side-Piece

$10 homie, NHOR: Is it garbage to bring a whole ass box fan to a hotel for one night? My buddy did this on a guys trip and I couldn't believe what I was seeing when he rolled into the lobby

Dylan Kain

NHOR Ever do an Amazon search for “leather tape”? Context: to repair a couch

Hometown Hogie

$10 juice boy, Are you garbage if you used to think motel 8 was in a higher class than motel 6

Jonny Two Shoes

Not a question, but imagine Kippy with the Crusty The Clown Haircut?

William Beats

Is it garbage if your sister took a 23 & me dna test that the family believes linked a grape/murder from 1980 back to your Uncle(on the moms side who we dont associate with) who is now spending the rest of his life behind bars?

Gary Bushwell

$10 home still banin' post Tobygate. Do you teach kids sware words?

Eric Parpart

When eating a sandwich with sliced bread, where do you start?

TuddyFick

Do you have an aunt that thinks Matt Rife is funny?

Chewbacca Silverstein

$10 homie. Is it Garbage that your phone autocorrects regular words to cuss words because they're such a common part of your vocabulary?

Shippy and Moley

$10 homie NHOR Youes ever tuck your pants in your socks by accident.

Mister Gambini

10 dollar homie. When you get take out do you shake up the container to distribute all the sauce?

GlisteningGooch

When’s the last time you used your finger as a toothbrush

Pierce Hughes

Canadian homie, Is it garbage if you or someone you know thinks they understand the light frequencies at intersections (example “my boy said if you stop 5 or 6 feet before the line you have a better chance of getting the advance”)

Lincoln Skyler Fant

New $10 Homie AYG if your dad wore swim trucks all year instead of basketball shorts because he “loved surfing” but never even attempted to surf?

Bill Greene

New $10 Homie, NHOR Ever sit down to take a dump while still chewing food?

Patty Foley's Side Piece

First time long time $10 home. Is it garbage to dump the sand out of your shoe at the restaurant table? My buddy just scolded me for it.

Kippy Cant Winkle

neva had one read, youse ever have to make a second paypal account and send yourself money from your own credit card

Toby's Toaster

NHOR (you can skip my username) Bad nicknames; Is it garbage if you used to hang out with older kids named fork-face and lighter? Fork Face’s younger brother heated a fork up on the stove and burned the imprint of a fork in his cheek. Lighter just always had lighters. I was 9 they were maybe 16?

Garbage Gobbler

$10 share holder here. Are you garbage if your family has had a video on americas funniest home videos?

Girth Brooks

Never had one read. Is it garbage to have a preferred brand of Vienna Sausages?

Nick

First time long time… Canadian homie here, but is it garbage, taking Puerto Rican showers…. If you don’t know what that is, basically taking “shower” in a sink throwing water under armpits and private areas lol

MF

NHOR - Is it garbage for your mom to take a credit card out in your name right out of high school & ruin your credit out of the gate? $300 limit Capital One CC back then.

Philthy Nic

Is it garbage to fake Covid to ride out my 2 weeks notice with my payed sick days? (It’s Goodwill which is sort of evil not that I’ve seen it from the inside)

Caratacus

NEVER HAD ONE READ. Are you garbage if you throw you life away to become a sheep farmer.

MidWestMexican

First time long time 10 dalla homie! Are you Garbage if you do food challenges cause it's a good deal if your can finish it??

ChaseMc216

NEVER HAD ONE READ. Are you garbage if your step sibling is your DOUBLE step sibling? My mom married my step sister’s dad. My step sister’s mom then married my dad about 2 years later. So they basically partner swapped!

FordsWorstWorker

$20 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to only do half of your laundry at the laundry mat? Ex I wash my closer at home and then dry them at the laundry mat. Not because of money but because I’m lazy to move the old one out of the basement.

FlatbushTommy

Ya garbage if u cut a jelly doughnut in half. Caught my mom doing this the other day at her house. Absolutely bonkos. No one wants that other half

Steak Sauce

NHOR: HYOAIYF carried a flat screen from one half of a duplex to another to watch a WWE PPV?

Jay-J Funguy

Is it garbage to refuse Tylenol because you never know when you are gonna throw back some cold ones? Is it classy to know Tylenol and Alcohol = liver damage.

caitlyn

$10 dumb broad again is it garbage to get wine drunk on an airplane and ball your eyes out watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Jared

Are you garbage if you’re a good pool player?

Backwoods Bozo

Never had one read. Is it garbage if one of the biggest hits at a family function (Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas, etc.) is smoked bologna? It makes killer sandwiches and we've even made bologna burnt ends.

Mister Jones

$10 homie. As a dentist, is it garbage that a patient said I smelt like McDonald’s after he was on laughing gas? Definitely ate a McGriddle that morning but didn’t know the smell lingered on me so much.

Mister Jones

Is it garbage to text a :) instead of a smiley emoji.

Twisted Schnifter

Homie for a couple months, haven't had one read. Is it garbage to pay for your bus fare with a credit card? I was jammed up before pay day and the busses in Portland have an option for you to tap your card to pay. Love youze guys!

Hart

Is it garbage if you and your friends regularly gamble on your kids sporting events? I recently lost $20 on my son’s Mario Kart race.

Kevin

Long time homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have stuffed animals or hats in the back window of your car?

EVAN

Hey boys ten dollar homie here never had one read. Is it garbage to go to a bar specifically because they have pull tabs that seem to always hit?

Anne_Dank

14.50 international shareholder. NHOR . Is it garbage to have 2 kids before 22? Both were umm.. surprises

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 bozo NHOR, Is it garbage to enter things in the state fair contests?

Alex Tonello

As an Adult have you ever tried to get a 18 wheeler to honk its horn?

Dylan

is it garbage to ride fair/carnival rides as an adult?

Baskin Rom

$10 bozo NHOR - tough look to drive around in a car with a dent in it. Even worse if it’s obvious the dent was your fault.

Amber Atkins

Never had one read. Is it garbage to pass on a perfectly good house while house hunting because the TV placement in the living room was trash?

BaddieFoley

Youse ever bought alcohol on lay away? There’s a certain company that lets you drive up and pick up groceries and then pay over 4 payments. Cheers.

Foley's Gravy Boat Captain

$10 sleeper cell NHOR AYG if you married and divorced the same woman 3 times? Happened to a buddy of mine, the second divorce was because she stabbed him and he still went back for the trifecta. She took half his shit each time.

Buthole Bayley

$10 homey NHOR. Is it garbage to get a set of training water skis from your uncle on Christmas? Especially since he never fixed the boat and it sat in the driveway until they sold the house years later. (Still never gone water-skiing.)

Wayne Breadzky

10$ hawmie, is it garbage to sip the water out of the can of tuna? My buddy does it and I haven't looked at em the same.

Patty’s Vibrator

10$ homie here. Is it garbage to buy a 10 pound tube of raw ground beef. Then portion and vacuum seal it by using a straw?

Marq with a Q

Have you ever put just a six pack, on credit at local liquor store? And then didn’t pay for two weeks til you finally brought the 7 bucks in? No? I’m the only one huh?

Jarek J.

$10 shareholder NHOR... I have 3 Uncle Bob's.. is that trash?

Polishgluckgluck9000
>>148396262

Holy fuck that's bad. There's so many layers to it too. It's crazy unsafe, you obviously do it regularly, you don't have the money or the drive to buy a real one, they're accessible year round meaning you don't store them like someone respectable, I hope to God they're newer ones that work if a bulb dies, and to top it off it's not like you stop needing an extension cord around the holidays so you either don't decorate at all, you decorate but don't use lights for your tree bc you're a psycho or it's pre-lit, or, worst of all, you have a robust set of Christmas decorations including lights but you have one set of Lights that's just your trashy ass fire hazard of an extension cord.

Riley B.

NHOR Are you garbage if you have to bring a bath towel to wipe yourself down in the bathroom after walking into work in the morning?

Red Sea Redneck

At what point is home surgery considered garbage? My mother has stitched a machete wound closed ( from clearing brush, not a Caribbean family dispute). She’s also plucked chunks of rock salt out of my thigh. Old man Cooper lit off his 410 at me and my friend as we ran through the cornfield with a watermelon and some warm Utica Club that we’d liberated from his garden shed. Sheri’s me I deserved what I’d got.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Bozo here. NHOR. Have you ever asked a cop if you're "being detained?"

Martin Van Nostrand

$10 homie (howyadoin) do you currently have any clothes in rotation that have burn holes in them?

John Paul Grim

Never had one read, is it garbage to realize the only time you get choked up or close to crying is by listening to songs from your adolescents that are not sad songs in the slightest, but goddamn do “those lyrics speak to me”

HoagieHog

$10 NHOR Is it garbage if you were adopted because the state had to confiscate you from your birth mother because she was on the run with you as a newborn?

Adrian H.

$10 Homie NHOR, is it garbage to choose your vacation destination based on if Weed is legal there?

Joe Money

Hey $10 Homie Never had one read AYG if, after giving someone a gift saying Hey that wasn't cheap you know

Foley's Belt

First time in a long time, is it garbage to be able to stand up on a Gravitron?

Gaydolf Shitler

Do you put the egg shells back in the carton?

Gage Harrison

$10 trash here never had one read. Is it garbage to use scissors to cut spaghetti to make it easier to eat. ( cooked spaghetti)

Foley Loaded Nachos

10$ buddy nhor. Ayg if one of your fond childhood memories was going out with your mom and your uncle mike to get burgers late at night then driving through the seedy parts of town to check out the junkies and hookers? We called it safari

Hart
>>148395741

Fair point. Hahaha. Just the most recent example.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator
>>148398392

that's just clean livin'.... also, get your mind out of the gutter with that username... show some respect for crying out loud.

Trashdor The Burnie-nator
>>148396262

guilty as charged.... follow-up question. You ever use pliers to remove the ground from an electrical plug because your house didn't have grounded outlets (or you were plugging said grounded cord into the other end of a christmas light extension) ?

Tommy G.

Is it garbage to embellish on your injury for sympathy at 40yrs old?

jc

$10 homie, never had one read. Have you ever had to tie your car hood down?

C Dub

$20 shareholder NHOR! Ever accidentally light your porch on fire from tossing your burny in a smoking receptacle filled with to the brim with old burnies. The “smoking receptacle” was a 5 gallon bucket with a little bit of sand in the bottom.

Rob

New $10 homie! Is it garbage to give your friends weed to get the $10 Patreon level?!

you_down_with_PJC

Do knives slide around when you open the kitchen drawer?

Martin Van Nostrand
>>148407609

No joke, I have. Used a metal bucket like you get beers in full of dirt. it turns out you have to use sand in those for a reason. Shout out to my landlord for being cool about that.

Martin Van Nostrand
>>148399428

Hahaha almost! I got a new hoody yesterday and it lasted about 2 hours which inspired the question hahaha

Duncan

$20 team member here. Have you ever almost, ALMOST wiped your drippy nose with the CLEAN side of the same TP you just wiped with. Asking for a friend.

Upperdekker

16.50 new Canadian homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you go out to dinner with a friends family and they all pray out loud.. loudly WHILE the servers are trying to serve the food and had to wait..like head down, holding hands kinda praying

Always_in_a_pickle

NHOR! Is it garbage to get fried chicken from one fast food and sides from another fried chicken establishment because you like their sides better? Bonus, you hide the bag of the last drive from the current drive through so they don’t judge you.

Ayotollah Hasidic Leroy Jenkins Border Patrol

$10 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your high school biology teacher got struck by lightning twice, and got hit by a bus all in one year and lived to tell the tale?

Jesse

$10 homie never had one read - ever leave your car running all night?

Tom Mackay

Youse guys ever use empty booze bottles as plant pots?. My wife grows vines outta vodka bottles.

Propane Likedagas

$10 share holder. NHOR. Ayg if your bar has a no rentery policy so you tell the bouncer you’re going to smoke a heater, then take a leak outside because the line for the bathroom was way too long. Pull this move every weekend. Game changer.

Taylor Notso Swift

Saltines in milk? Crushed up and eaten like a cereal.

Mattdogg

Ever get drunk and fall asleep with the shower running

Gavin H

$10 homie ($40 this month cause of the overdraft) NHOR. What’s currently keeping the junk drawer from closing all the way?

Glizzygobber91

10 dollar grizzly, never had one read ! Is it garbage to have wheels under you family room ? That trailer park life isn't for everyone

Matt Kapa

$10 homie. What did you play with as a kid that definitely wasn’t a toy. Like l played in the luggage in the basement or played with pots and pans like they were cars

StanRox
>>148398392

AYG if you know those "tubes" are technically called "chubs" i.e. "gimme a ground beef chub, butcher boy" is a totally respectful request! Not a bad way to proposition the ol bird either... Howyadoin.

StanRox
>>148392268

It happens, I know a guy who got jammed up over a lemon-larceny doing 23 and me.. bananas.

Commando Brando

Please bring Ian Fidance back on the podcast please

Josh Bates

$10 homie never been on air. You ever brush your teeth with your fingernails and a piece of gum? Rubbing your tee shirt across your teeth is a good option too

Ryan Schlichter

Long time $10 homie if someone gives you food in a tubberware container are you returning it or does that go right into the collection?

Gary Badge

Is it garbage if your step father asks to borrow a tie for a job Interview? He's 59, and I don't wear ties.

Cody Winters

Wearing rosary beads as a necklace ?? My buddy posted a Pic at a wedding wearing them .. seems like dirtbag behavior but idk 🤷‍♂️ love yous guys ❤️

Meatball150

NHOR. AYG if you have a fridge with an ocean maker but never plumb it, using ice cube trays instead?

Kaden K

$10 homie. NHOR. AYG if you met Kippy in a parking lot, told him you weren’t old enough to go to the Parx show, but had a screaming cold miller lite in your hand? (Love youse)

Kyle Beckworth

Ten dollar homie. AYG if you buy tickets to both shows, on same night!? Can't wait to see youse in STL!

JimmyBreadBowls

Is it garbage to call the ground outside “the floor”

C S

Heeeeyyy everybody out there! Not necessarily a “garbage” question but…. What’s the most embarrassing thing a doctor has said to you? Blew out my knee when I was 16, my doctor came in to look at it and told me “wow, you have beefy toes”. Still haunts me to this day.

Heater Griffin

$10 Dump Ever use a fast food coupon from the mail?

Balls Be Sagging

$10 piece of shit bozo here, never had one read. Is it garbage to rock a bowl cut into your mid-thirties? Also, your barber is your 85 year old Grandma who is legally blind.

Joe

$10 homie, never had one read, are you garbage if anytime a family member is in your car they will use the phrase “these new cars..” when referencing said car and marvel at the backup camera? The car is a 2013

Cigzilla

$10 homie for a long time. NHOR Is it garbage to only read comic books? I haven’t read a novel or anything in over 10 years but I read hundreds of comic books a year

Bobby Russell

$10 homie never had one read. Youse ever have a family member who owned a chimp?

Eddie Barreto

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you sneak a cocktail in your water bottle to church service?

Pinto

Ayg if you catch beef with your HOA. Fuck your parking decal!

Just the Kip

10 dollar homie, never had one read! Is it garbage if your neighbor has a chlorine floater in their inflatable pool?

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever brought in the hose from outside to spray something down in the house?

LaheysLiver

New $10 here. I work a second job part-time delivering pizzas. I can make a free personal pizza at the end of each shift. Is it garbage to trade pizza for beer at my favorite gas station/liquor store?

Harry Sedatesties

You ever fart while holding you baby and it gags?

Johnny Longcock

You ever been dieting and throw food away, but take it back out later and eat it?

Ramiro Baeza

Is it garbage to put a zyn in while you're at church?

Ayoodude
>>148438012

Was on a bodybuilding prep once and had such a bad craving that i caved and got a burger and fries ..didn’t want my roommates to see so I put the food in my gym bag and snuck it to my room and ate it in there. Good times 🫠

Wafflefries762

Is it garbage to have a Bret the hitman hart flag in your room as a decoration. And that’s it no other posters or anything

Not Foley Convinced

Is it garbage to sit on an exercise ball at your desk?

Balls Be Sagging

Is it garbage to snort an 8-ball of sweet sweet Colombian bam bam off a Tony Robbins book?

Leftomatic

Are you garbage if you purchase an extra large dish drying rack so you don’t have to put them away after cleaning the dishes? The dishes just live on the rack next to the sink.

knot 2 b trifld wit

Do you or anyone you know hold the seatbelt instead of wearing it?

Steve T.

Is it garbage if you graduated from a technical school that no longer exists due to “fraudulent actions.” Proud ITT Tech graduate.

Balls Be Sagging

Is it garbage to use food stamps to buy Newport lights and chili cheese Fritos? Clean living mfers.

Sam Paine

Never had one read. Is it garbage if the first way you learned how to open a beer bottle was watching your dad do it with the seat belt buckle? (Ps that was its only purpose)

Pocket ‘Trooper

Long time homey ― NHAQR Is it garbage if you buy commemorative Disney plates from Facebook marketplace (then smash ‘em with a baseball bat during a fit of rage)?

brandon shea

$10 bozo Never had one read, is it garbage to know how to get one side of a Rubik’s cube only (any color upon request) and show that off as a party trick 😂

Steven

long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you ask your weed dealer if he accepts canadian tire money?

Propane Likedagas

FTLT NHOR, are you garbage if you use an 8 inch piece of painters tape to cover the 2 inch camera on your MacBook

C-Eazy

New $10 homie here, is it garbage to move in with your conservative midwestern parents at the age of 27 with your girlfriend who has neck/face tats?

Dr. Forrester

Is it garbage if your dad refers to the sacramental wine as "a shot for the Lord"?

adan13ish

$20 silent business partner, is it garbage to want to leave the lights on, A/C blastin, and looong showers at a “nice hotel (Holiday Inn Express)” to get your “monies worth”?

Adam Darling

$10 homie. First time asking a question. Is it garbage if you have a tube sock slid onto a bat so you can get in at least one more swing if your assailant grabs it?

Don’t touch my chicken tendies

$10 homie. Never had a question read. Is it garbage if you don't have a pool so as a kid your grandpa told you to swim in the bath...and you did.

LaxCoach72

$10 home never had one read. Got two for ya 1) ever seen a girl fight end with a missing nipple? When I was 13 I was part of a fireworks war on the fourth. Something happened where two 16 year old girls started going at it. It ended when one of them did like the Hawk Tua girl, but a nipple came flying out of her mouth. 2) ever have a fat kid clog your toilet and not tell anyone. When I discovered it the next day, it was the worst day of my life. I had to try 3 different plungers before I found one capable of removing that chunk of evil

Big O

Is it garbage to get proposed at the train station?!!! Spoiler alert 🚨she said YES!!!!

Willis Dickfit

First time never had one read. Is it garbage to be asked to leave your mom’s fourth wedding for smoking weed at the reception? P.s. She married a cop She’s currently planning her 5th wedding.

Joshua Seymour

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to only date divorced moms so you can still party with the boys every other weekend?

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to tell people that you went to school with Lt. Dangle because you went to school with Thomas Lennon?

FartRipper67

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your parents filled your baby bottles with Dr. Pepper?

Tommy 2 Spoons

Is it garbage to advertise your cousins onlyfans?

GarbagePatchPlayer1

$10 share holder never had one read..is it garbage to have chicken not in a chicken coop just free roaming your front and back yard ?

foleys back fat

is it garbage to get electrocuted by the breaker board of your house? my parents are the landlords of the duplex so I can’t sue

C S
>>148448051

Forehead that big he’s gotta make sure he covers ALL the angles.. (sorry Kippy, love youse guys)

PowderedNostril

10$ homie yall ever had to get sprayed with a fire extinguisher before?

Ricky Spanish

$10 never had one - Is it garbage to put cream cheese on a toasted hamburger bun for breakfast because you ran out of bagels?

Fritz

Hey guys, $10 homie Fritz from Ohio here! Whens the last time you stepped in dog shit?

that guy

New member here. Listening to older episodes catching up. Would it be safe to assume T Bone will not be at the wedding?

Matthew King

$10 Boy-O, never had one read. Is it garbage to go to your local dive bar to eat at the free pot luck food table. Everyone chain-smoking heater the whole time.

The Angry Hippy

Is it garbage to tell the army of garbage about your grandfather smoking crack to win the AYG contest but still lose the contest and now have your family mad at you😂🤘🏻

Mitch Bolig

When you were a kid did you ever try to get someone to pee themselves by sticking their hand in warm water at a sleep over.

HouseRepHenry

$10 financier NHOR. AYG if toast with mayo and everything bagel seasoning is your go to after work snack?

Todd Cericola

Sawbuck Homie here, NHOR. Gonna keep asking til you answer. Wanna come do an escape room in Exton while you’re in Philly? You can film it all AND get your pic on the wall!

Scotty B

Is it garbage to bite string cheese instead of peeling?

Seth

$10 Montana Bozo here. Is it garage to use an Air Mattress as a flotation device? Love yous!

Eric

$10 long time share holder. Is it garbage to have carpet on your car dashboard?

Peaches

NHOR long time shareholder is it garbage to manually open your automatic garage door because it broke and your to lazy to replace it

Purevegastrash

NHOR is it garbage to record yourself quitting your job. Had to flex on those pussies

Bailey Stegall

Is it garbage if your local Walmart has a hitching post for the local Amish community to tie up their horses

R_Chemistry

NHOR are you garbage if Uncle Dan sets off a quarter stick of dynamite at his 4th of July party? ( For context - He’s not my actual Uncle, just dad’s best friend. None of us kids were wearing ear or eye protection when rocks started raining down.)

Eurotrash Johnny Cash

Are you garbage if you've ever been banned from a Wegman's?

AYGwillickers

have you ever said righty tighty lefty loosey out loud?

Dominic Masullo

Long time bozo, Youse ever know a kid who ate the lollipops with a cricket in the middle? Those boys are in the state pen now

Taco Tom

$10 Pinhead- never had one read… is it garbage to wipe your dusty chip fingers on your socks, or inside your pocket?

Richard C.

$10 homie. You drinking straight out of the brita?

TommyChicago

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to tell a girl about the roaches in your apartment on the first date so there are no surprises? (She didn’t go home with me)

Connor

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage if you have your dad as an authorized user on your credit card like a teenager cause he needs his credit rebuilt

Scotty B

Have you ever taken a hit from just a gravity bong cap

michael s

$10 homie never had one read. are you garbage if your grandpa holds the record at the local pizza place for most beers drank in their history. they put up a gold plaque and everything

Hannah Gartner

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your household growing up consisted of mom, 2 brothers, aunt, uncle and grandma. But no dad. We moved alot too.

Tyler j

Ever pass out drunk laying on your friends front lawn

Chad Stoagie

Youse ever eat a peanut butter hot dog?

Wraith Liotta

Ever make your own bandaid outta toilet paper and scotch tape?

FullyLoaded223

Are you garbage if your parents sent you to Soupy Island in NJ when you lived in Philly in the 80's?

BlackTeeMcGee

10 dollar baskin romns here NHOR youse ever been corn swimming? 🌽 (i.e. jump into a full corn silo, I lost my boot)

Kelly M.

Have you ever farted in court?

Uncle Smokey

whats the most types of cereal youve ever mixed in a bowl?

Foley’s C-pap

10$ hoagie. NHOR. Ever have a Venus fly trap? And did ya feed it lunch meat? Ours died shortly after

Mitchy Cheeseburgers

Is it garbage to quit smoking and throw out your pack, to later dig it out because the gas station is too far to get new ones

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you or anyone in your family has renewed their vows?

Professional knee driver

FTLT all that good stuff. Is it garbage to bring the free refill popcorn home for later? Because we never pass up anything free. Even if no one eats it..

Louie Fernandez

$20 dollar board member. NHOR. Is it trash if your grandfather passes away and leaves his classic car to the women he cheated on my grandmother with

Gooch McGillicuddy

Is it garbage to dig food from between your teeth with your license

Raymond McGuire

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to fall asleep in a port-a-John? Extra points if it’s on a construction site or during the summer.

Cousin Vinny

New 10$ homie here. Youse ever eat a steak with a plastic butter knife and fork?

AYGwillickers

ever fart in the shower and have to get out of it long enough to let the smell pass?

Jon O'D

Is it garbage if your town still has a functional Redbox for renting DVDs?

Beau Perry

Why did the Matt rife ep get pulled from your channels?

Hatcha

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if your step mom is the nurse who helped birth you

Captain Milky

Long time first time. Is it garbage to have a favorite stall to poop in at work?

Noble

Ever kept a couple lamps in the room over a year cause you didn’t want to hire someone to fix the light?

ThickBonesJones

$5 Stingy homie here. Trash to bring multiple cars to one pump if you got that fat $1 off a gallon Kroger discount? Buddies mom used to get all the family cars down to fill up for cheap. Discount is good for 100 gallons 🤷‍♂️

ThickBonesJones

$5 soggy hoagie here. Trash to have a car trash bag/can?

ThickBonesJones

$5 fart master here. Trash to wear your dads Tupac shirt to school as a kid?

The I-Lumina-T

$16.67 Canadian Hoagie here, first time, long time never had one read. Is it Garbage to ask for the cap of the bottle of sparkling water your gf ordered at a nice restaurant because it was 11 bucks so you’re for sure taking it home with you. (PS didn’t give us the cap, still took it for the ride). Love youse

Smashing Blumpkins

Ever been over at a friend's house when their parent starts yelling at them?

ThickBonesJones

Never had one read. $5 frugal homie. Do you pronounce the T in exactly? Or do you say 'eggzackly'?

Zane Prescott

have you ever been attacked by a relative or girlfriend?

Rozzy B.

Is it garbage is your cousin and his girl got his & her inner lip tattoos? His says meat wallet, her says cum dumpster.

Kay J Peterman

We all know it is correct to place a burger upside down after you first pick it up … but how many bites in that first pick up is acceptable.. I just had 4 bites and felt like trash

Blue eyes

Have you ever played slots in a gas station and or have you ever been in a gas station that has slot machines

Melanie Levene

Yo, I’m trying to get my work team who are all Philly GARBAGE into the pod… if you were recommending this show to someone who knows nothing about NYC comedy what episode should I recommend to them? Is there one that’s Philly centric or stands out?

Bobby McGee's Diesel

Are you garbage if you bring a delivery bag when you scoop up your za’s

Blue eyes

Are you garbage if you live in a town that has a corner store that’s named A-Z mart or E-Z mart

Harry Sedatesties

Proper Etiquette when lighting a Heater off a Stove: exhaust hood on first, right?

2mendys

First time, you love the name. Can you open a non-screwoff with a Bic? Full sized, you Mary's. Quit usin' girl lighters & remove the safety switch like a damn man!

The Arctic Albatross

Hey Gang, never had one read. Did your moms buy into the touch lamp craze? They were metal lamps with stain glass lamp shades. You just touched the base to turn it on and off. My uncle called them northeast Philly chandeliers.

Drew Peacock

$10 Homie never had one read Are you garbage if you went to summer camp with Whitey Bulger's godson?

Joe Bookman

Is it garbage because i drink whatever is in the liquor cabinet when i dont want go and buy beer. Both because im lazy and dont want to buy it.

mooseknuckle63

$10 brother, have you ever knowingly went through the McDonald’s drive through with only coins hoping they wouldn’t count all of them because you handed them 50 pennies

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

$10 sleeper cell operator, never had one read. Is it garbage if you fart under the covers and take a whiff?

Bingo Bango

$10 long time bozo here NHOR Is it garbage to use a body part as plateware. For example my wife uses her big boobs like a bowl

AYGwillickers

is it garbage if I enjoy being the "trivia guy" in the office?

SouthJerseySully

Is it garbage to have patio furniture on the front lawn?

Geovanni Macioce

First time long time $10 amigo NBD. Youse ever used buffalo chicken dip as a topping for a bratwurst? Clean living love youse dirtbags

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to go a whole day at work without realizing you missed a belt loop?

Corey
>>148604323

I thought I was the only one that didn’t get the constant laughs when he’s on. Just not funny to me for some reason

Wei Xiong Shien Gillis

10$ bozo NHOR is it garbage if your grandpop tries to take the bike he got your for christmas back later that year? My grandpa’s neighbors kid had their bike stolen the following June and he tried to take the one he gave me back to give to him to look like the neighborhood hero

Myles Frank

If you’re donating on gofundme, is it class or trash to make your name public rather than anonymously donate?

Patrick Draper

$10 homie here! Jordan Jenson on the pod

dean-o

Is it garbage if you try to beat the buffet

Tuddy’s Onlyfans

$50 New Money bozo and new subscriber ! NHOR are you garbage if most of your tools come from the side of the road and highway? Got a dewalt battery this morning on I-95 in traffic don’t own any power tools but one day I’ll find one in the breakdown lane! PS I may pick tools off the highway but I keep my butter on the counter in a butter bell Look it up!

andrew pearle

$10 homie. Are you garbage when you order so much carry out you ask for extra utensils to make it look like 4 -6 people are eating when it’s just you and your wife. Example, my wife and order so much sushi to the point where we are embarrassed to just ask for 2 sets of chopsticks so instead we ask for 5 sets. My utensil is filled to the brim

Taylor Notso Swift

10$ bozo here. Is it garbage to wear a tuxedo to court?

dd

10$ bozo here, drop the hard feelings already

Matthew L Todd

10 dollar Sargent at arms here. Is it garbage to lean against the wall while using a urinal?

HoonytoonS

10$ share holder NHOR!!!! Is it garbage to tell the tv to (zip it) just before turning it off for the night.

bigchiefcrazysmoke
>>148646898

Oh yea. My mom had one on her night stand. Shorted out and sparked and scared the piss out of me when I touched it while my arm was resting on a digital alarm clock radio beside it.

TrustyFiend

10$ holler nhor Is it garbage to prefer gummy/sour candy as an adult? I always feel like a moron walking thru 7/11 with 4 bright colored bags of gummy worms and sharks and fruit slices or whatever. Also come thru Dayton Ohio goddamit

Jake Karlin

Is it garbage to find a shell at the beach and say "this will make a good ash tray for outside"?

Alejandro

is it garbage if your tv doesn’t use volume numbers sequentially instead skips around, no 16,17,18…. etc shoutout mexico homies

All The Toast

Ever grab something off the rollers that was behind the “we’re still cooking” sign?

Mr. Foxhound

$10 homie NHOR. You ever flick a burnie at a bug?

Tooties Weed Plug

Ever play bloody knuckles. I grew up in 2 states..both had different versions. Curious of other versions around the garbage world

Entree the Giant

Reposting from the sub Reddit: have you ever been asked to put out your cigarette by a cop?

Adrian H.

$10 Homie, AYG if you smoke a bowl (or burnie) while taking a shit

Philip Masturzo

Have you ever used you T-shirt to dry off after a shower?

Fat court public defender

When making you own belt hole which is more garbage, to make it smaller or larger

The_Wall

Haven't had one read on air before but, Is it garbage to flash your headlights at other drives to alert them that there's a cop lurking up ahead. Love ya guys can't wait to see you next time your in Boston

Patrick Sealand

Is it garbage to have a “fancy” pocket knife that you keep for nicer occasions that is different than your everyday pocket knife

Connor Tudja

Haven’t had one read is it garage to use a metal pot that you cook with as a cooler for beer with ice

Mike Cody

$10 homie. Never had one read. Ever been attacked by more than one dog at the same time?

Ben Orbison

$10 homie, never had one read. AYG if you try to give your doctor a fist bump?

One of Foleys folds

10$ portta John here never had one read. Are you garbage of your dad follows through with his threats? When I was a kid my dad said if I slam my door one more time he will take it off the hinges.

Jawn Doe

$10 Homie nhor. Are you garbage if you still have white kitchen appliances like the fridge , microwave, etc? Asking for a friend.

Drew I.

$20 tax evader here..NHOR..is it garbage if you have a high paying job, no kids, average rent, but are $30k in debt and have a 660 credit score…things got ugly this summer boys..28 days in Europe..

Dave Aiken

Bringing it back to highschool yall ever smoke rez? Yes im okay i dont do it anymore

Geronimo Hanson

Thanks for sorting thru all these fellas! Have you ever accidentally killed an endangered species? Hooked an endangered Sucker Fish back in 02 and thought the FBI was after me for years.

Aaron

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you do takeout from the movie theatre? Asking for a friend…

TuddysCouch

Is it garbage to swap your front and back plates to make it seem like you got rear ended?

TuddysCouch
>>148774362

We would take turns keeping a quarter spinning on its axis by flicking it. Loser would get a shot at them. Pussies who flinched got 2 shots

Erik Hartshorn

What are your thoughts on using a miscarried baby as fertilizer? Some girl I know pulled it out of the toilet and planted it in a pot with a Hoya plant and posted about it on Facebook *this happened today * her friend commented that they flushed 9 down the toilet * What the fuck

Jake Briscoe

Is it garbage to refer to a surgery as “going in there”

Tyler P

$10 dipshit here, never had one read. Is it garbage for your town to have two of the same gas stations right across the street from each other? My hometown was often referred to as “the town with two speedways”

Bulrog

International mid tier homie Never had one read I’m 32 years old and my partner has passed anyway from cancer She is was also 32 she battled it for 4 years no signs of it,no history just almost out of thin air Ayg,boozos,homies you have been a great help taking my mind off it when it troubles me All I ask is a shout out saying look after your health if you don’t feel like your getting answer get a second opinion

Baskin Rom

NHOR $10 buh-zo My husband asked me to marry him and while down on one knee he pulled a Smirnoff ice out of his pocket and iced me. Couldn’t tell if the proposal was real or a ruse.

Simon W

What is garbage if your poor, classy if your minted: Day drinking Discuss

Tim

Youse ever bite your toenails as a kid?

Dan B

Are you garbage if, when you put pants on in the morning, there is already a pocket knife in them?

Scotty B

Ever stand up through a sun roof?

Phil A

First time $10 bozo nhor Are you garbage if u run outta titos before making penne ala vodka so you use cherry vodka instead?? Bonus points for telling the old lady its sweet because i used a yellow onion

Micro Penis Confirmed

10 dolla holla. Nhor. Is it garbage to cup your hand over your butt as you fart to capture it and launch it into your buddy’s face?

Breezy Garbage

$10 bo-dizzle Are you garbage if you wiff your own fart to test if it's okay for public consumption...

Kyle

10 tuna hoagie made by Terry, (done right, lil salt, lil peppa) Is it garbage if your dad’s party trick for the kids was letting them poke tacks into his feet because he couldn’t feel them? Bonus garbage is learning he just had neuropathy from being a booze bag and passed it off as having a high pain tolerance

Kyle
>>148816300

Oh they’ve talked about some rezzy rippers over the years

Chris O'Malley

$10 bozo. Are you garbage if you have a folding chair in your living room?

HoneyNutScooter

Peanut butter sandwiches with chili?

Dave oxtoby

Is it garbage if you use the rip open cologne sample smelling strips in magazines and rub it on yourself pretending you could afford it? Bonus points if you use it untill it runs out lol.

Bozo Brandon

Is it Garbage if my dads one and only Tattoo is Dale Earnhardts number 3 and he shows it off like it’s a battle scar? Tattoos on his right shoulder so he can hit ya with a quick one if he feels it’s necessary

Delonious Funk

Is it garbage to just be finding out about "the disguise" music video?

BasuraBro

Is it garbage to raw dog a slice of pizza off the buffet “for the road”

Patrick Gilson

Ayohh is it garbage to use C4 as Fundip. Tastes really good if you pretend lol

T-Top Timmy

Is it garbage that Foley and Kippy he used to get down to 50 Cent, candy shop now they get upset they can’t get any candy for 50 cent

CT

AYG if your claim to fame is that 50 cent's great-aunt was your neighbor for 10 years? Off-and-on $10 bozo, never had one read.

Firm Handshake

When’s the last time you tried catching a fly in your hand

CT
>>148854959

Old clothes. If you're rich, they're vintage. If you're poor, they're hand-me-downs.

Platespinner42x29

Are you garbage if you get and successfully use legal advice from a tinder match??? Ps it was family court

CloudPal

10 dollar bozo, first time question. Is it garbage to make s’more’s in the microwave? I got the perfect marshmallow puffing timing ratio 15 secs also instead of Hershey’s chocolate use a Reese’s pb cup

Christian Thompson

$10 homie NHOR Is it Garbage if the only hotels you go too still advertise WiFi and color tv?

TUPAC THE GOAT

FTLT, ever used a beach towel indoors?

Bozo_Bob

Hair swap from Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/AreYouGarbagePod/s/nCZJwFeesZ

Genevieve Wycoff

New to the patreon are you garbage if you use coupons at the liquor store

Lunchbox9164

$10 Schlockmeister here, is it garbage that your Google word of the day was Schlockmeister? German form of orgin. Most likely based off my microphone picking up youse guys voice.

iTokez

Sup guys? New to the patreon. Never had one read. Are you garbage if your step father is your boss and your drug dealer? There's nothing like fronting drugs all week, getting paid, then turn around and give half of it back....

Dorito Squeeze

Is it garbage to only do a fat court once a year?

Sarah A

Heading to the Chicago show!!! Let’s go!!!

ethan essex

Is it garbage if you are proud of yourself for “rehydrating” when you take a long drag from the kitchen sink after a long night out.

James Carlyle

FTLT. Is it garbage to part ways with Toby? Yes. Yes it is. Love you guys but the show feels different and not in a good way since Toby left.

Chris Atchison

Long time homie. Never had a question read. Are you garbage? If you think your best friend's hot and you're dead mom's clothes?

AYGwillickers

Is it garbage to leave an unfinished jigsaw that's too difficult on your dining room table for the last 6 months because: "You'll get to it some day"

SKANK Fries

New garbo-trash. Is it garbage if your family fights over who gets so peel the skin from a back sunburn

The Pretzel Prince

10 dollar soft pretzel with beer cheese here. Is it garbage to lick the melted cheese stuck on a fast food wrapper?

All The Toast

How sticky are yer cars cup holders?

James Carlyle

Toby ought to be brought back!

Myles Frank

Ever been to hibachi alone?

Bryce Wessels

Let’s be real how much money do we have to spend to get T-bone back on?

Josh Carter

How long is Costco rotisserie chicken good for in the fridge

michael denino

Have you ever been inside of a loss prevention office? Walmart don’t play.

Phil A

$10 fuck head nhor Are you garbage if u aint staying at the house cuz there was a fire but you still sit on the front yard for the annual block party?

Sticky Vicky

How old were you when you learned alcohol didn’t freeze? Mine wasn’t in science class but when a relative pulled a handle out the freezer to pour one when I was 7yo

Burly Boiii

$10 brand new homie wishin Tutty would adopt me! Are you Garbage, if you remember when you became a man?(in the terms of figuring out I could produce baby gravy) and I only remember it because it was the night before I went to Monster Jam?(if big Jay is ever back on the pod, I feel like he could relate to this)

Tyler Gross

Never had one read Is it garbage to buy a window unit ac in the summer and return it back to Walmart for full refund in the fall when you don’t need it anymore… I was a poor college student what can I say

HARRY_WRECKED_UM

Is it garbage for a 35 year old man to pack a bologna and cheese sandwich for work?

Mark C

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage to let a carnie hit your vape at the state fair for a discount on ice cream?

Andrew Hoefer

Any homies need tickets to Albuquerque show? Got 2 tickets and can't make the show.

Dadillak

New $10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to argue with the church staff because you changed your mind in line to get baptized and tried to leave?

Wei Xiong Shien Gillis
>>148695966

Haha having one read was pretty fuckin cool, and I didnt learn about this till I was a grown man well after he died my dad told me about it. But if kippy and foley care the kid he tried to take it for was older than me, and my dad told him kick rocks basically. Also, very well could have been stolen in the first place

Dr. Max Pounder

Did ya ever have one of those singing bird clocks?

Bobby Lamb Chops

Never had one read! 1st time long time $10 Shareholder. Do youse pronounce it as soy sauce or soya sauce?

Wyatt

$10 homie nhor. Are garage couches garbage?

james traynor

Are you garbage when you call your mom and she answers the phone on the toilet in a public restroom.

Micro Penis Confirmed

Are you garbage if you have pieces of your dishwasher just sitting in your dishwasher and you’re not really sure what they are for so you don’t remove them?

Tess Tickles

FTLT $10 homie Is it garbage to swallow your gum?

shpadoinkle

Youse ever use spray on sunscreen as deodorant if you're jammed up? Just did, not bad.

George Stephen

UK homie, first time long time. Is it garbage to get static electric shocks? For example every time you close your car door.

98-Eagles

Just made Dino nuggets , strip of mozzarella cheese stick , with sauce . Hot air fryer few min not to shabby ! Kid parm kid give it a try

AYGwillickers

Youse say documentry or documentary?

Kyle Gallagher

Have you ever participated in a "balloon drop"? (where you catch a balloon with a coupon inside it)

BlueCollarBozo

Broke Hoagie tuning in. Is it garbage to use the coffee maker in the dorm to boil hot dogs in the coffee maker after a night of drinking. Side note we had pizza rolls rippin in the microwave and I did not attend college. Just lived there on campus crashing my cuzzintz room. #ASUtrash

Joe Bookman

Is it garbage to use left over rotisserie chicken for something else. My mom made chicken enchiladas which i cleaned up

Platespinner42x29

10$ cheese steak here….is it garbage to get a 300$ fine at a court date for wearing shorts? I got on a 50$ a month payment plan.

Kai Garth

Youse ever had to mediate your parents fighting in the house. “Ask Johnny!! Johnny tell your mom she’s wrong!”

Mkind

Been here since Covid. Never had 1 read. Ever carry a case of water through hotel lobby? 🗑️

BlueCollarBozo

Youse ever help your dad build the addition room in the house and both of you both fall through the ceiling into the house. Yeah me either

Micro Penis Confirmed

Is it garbage to slice about one inch off each of your kids’ pizza slices so you can eat their food without them really knowing you ate their food?

Lou Sassel

Brand new $10 bozo here. Never had one read. Have you ever cut a 2 foot square out of your living room carpet and threw a rug over it instead of cleaning up the shit your dog left while you were at work?

Tess Tickles

FTLT $10 homie Are you garbage if you have peed in a bottle while driving?

BlueCollarBozo

5 buck hoagie chiming in. Is it garbage if you are a traveling electrician and bring Tupperware down to the continental brekky to use it for lunch later in the day to cut costs and save all your per diem pay

Blue eyes

What’s the classy move going to the fridge around 12:00-1:00am to get a snack a handful of shredded cheese or Getting a jar of peanut butter and getting a spoonful then going back to bed to disappoint the bird for a second time

Platespinner42x29

10$ floor mat here, are you garbage if you put a slice of cheese cake in a milkshake for your shift meal at the restaurant you wash dishes at?

Martin Van Nostrand

AYG if i got a black eye from your wife throwing a redbull “to” you? She yelled heads up (thought she was joking so I casually looked up) and WHACK a redbull to the face!

Robinson Hunt

$10 criminal here, Is the show Universal Basic Guys based off y’all’s likeness?? Haha

BlueCollarBozo

Ever been interviewed by your local news station for getting poisoned in the YMCA pool? Yeah, me neither.

Dikonya

Is it garbage to have your Facebook profile picture you and your girlfriend kissing in the fake animal cage at the zoo?

Will “Queso” Sobera

Is it garbage to drench finger food in a sauce or dip in order to “cool it off”

Balls Be Sagging

$10 infidel here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you’ve made a ham and havarti sandwich while sitting on the toilet? For further clarification I was baked, constipated, and trying to increase efficiency.

James Carlyle

Toby gang for life. The patreon episodes are especially hit by this

Tuddy’s Parole Officer

Gang I need help finding an episode. It’s not Ice Box, but does anybody remember the episode where the boys are intentionally icing each other after every joke? To the point Kippy says no more icing? Thank you and love youse!

Wei Xiong Shien Gillis

You ever wear a durag before learning its not for white kids?

gabage pal aunt Jamie

Are you garbage if you just leave the room everytime you dad mentions his will and estate because it makes you uncomfortable? Aka he keeps telling me I am getting 10$ then he says he setting me up with a trust because he know how I am with money because I am not successful

Dr. Max Pounder

$10 hoagie Is it garbage to put out a sign for a security system that you do not have?

Josh Bates

$10 never had one read. Are you garbage if you put a mouth thermometer under your armpit?

Robert Lumley

$10 Philanthropist NHOR. Youse ever used a spatula as a fly swatter?

Blue eyes

When are you going to have Toby on the Pod as a guest

On Lizzle PredaDizzle

$10 NHOR! (“Smells like a cowboy boot”) Ever put a leather air freshener in a car with cloth seats…

Brad Mays

RIP Boar’s Head you were too good for this earth

Alex M.

$10 stinger Youse ever rip a heater in the back seat?

AYGwillickers

Is it ever okay to refer to the amount of your farts as "having enough gas to fill a car?"

Baskin Rom

Have you guys read Foley’s “Trivia” facts on his IMBD page?

Adrian H.

$10 Homie, AYG if you take leftovers home from Medieval times? (they offer to-go boxes at the end of the show)

GrampaLen

$10 financier, NHOR. Do you wash your feet? (Or just let gravity take the soap for a ride between your toes)

Peaches from Tulsa

$20 dirtbag -- never had one read. Is it garbage to get blackout drunk on Christmas, two years in a row?

BlueCollarBozo

5 buck burner here. Never had one read. Are you trash if you take your kid to see your parents for grandparents time and then use their pantry and fridge as your own personal grocery store

Sharif Mohni

Sleeper cells going to the NYC show tonight, where is the pre/post show spot for drinks?

Dr. Farts

Long Time Homey I’ve sent gold garbage questions and never had one read but I’m not bitter and I finally got one that’s undeniable: Are you garbage if you are an air mattress aficionado? (Which I am).

Ball Sacomano

Are you garbage if you based your outfit on weather or not you want to be arrested in that it.

AYGwillickers

Have you ever taken a shower at your buddy's house and accidentally ripped the shower rod off the wall as you're getting out of it?

Foley’s Milk

$5 bozo never had one read. Are you garbage if your yearly childhood vacation was to whatever town your dad’s church league softball World Series tournament was in? (PS, the nicest place we ever went was Rock Hill, South Carolina).

BlueCollarBozo

Never had one read. AYG if you worked at sonic drive-thru in high school and would keep a bottle of Malibu hidden to pour in your ocean water slush to run a buzz the entire shift

HouseRepHenry
>>150941906

This is has been the last the 7 we've hosted. Last year I doubled down and got drunk, took an edible and couldn't get out of my garage lawn chair on Christmas cookie day. My wife and brother had to carry me into the house. Not a finer moment in my life

Zachary Hendershott

$10 homie, never had one read. You ever use cheetos as a condiment for hotdogs? My girlfriend used to do it when she was a kid.

Foley’s cannoli’s LLC

Never had one read: Growing up did you have tissues in the house or did you blow your nose with toilet paper?

Jesse P

First time post, never had one read. $10 board member here. Is it garbage to refer to something that’s clear as “see-through”?

Micro Penis Confirmed

Nhor Are you garbage if you let your kid help you pick out which vape you’re grabbing at the quick stop?

Tuddy’s Parole Officer

Never had one read $10 associate: Saying Supposedly as Supposably?

JURD

Are you garbage if your 4th grade teacher stopped class to put you in a headlock. Me and my buddy were fake assassinating each other prior to the display of her moves. The same one had multiple heart attacks on campus, still lockin heads.

Brian Keyser

Are you garbage if you haven’t posted a WEEKLY discussion thread in over a month?

CoochieMonster

Are you garbage if you drive a decommissioned cop car??

Trash since 81

You’s ever find a good stick?

Tommy 2 Spoons

This is for all the bozos on here, I wa just watching an episode of antique roadshow with my wife and this old lady says "I thought these weren't worth anything, turns out these plates are worth $50-$100, theyre paying for my gambling" 🤣🤣🤣

garbagewizard

$10 homie here Are you garbage if you own a spork?

Foley stole my lighter

10$ homie never had one read… Is it garbage if youse go to 2 different gas stations for beer and smokes because ones cheaper then that at the other (It’s about a 5 mile difference)