The Pumpkin Smash King (Patreon)

Every year at the Fall Fair is one of the most fun times of the year in Studsville. Everyone dresses up in sexy Halloween Costumes and spend all day drinking Fall Flavored beers and Smokey Cinnamon whiskey. When the sun goes down and all the wives and kids go home the men of Studsville like to have a couple of blue ribbon competitions like biggest eggplant, Hot Dog Swallowing championship, crème filled pie eating competition, father son three legged race, potato sack romp, and more. 

One of the most popular games is the Pumpkin Smash. Two man enter on each side of Farmer Brown's prize winning pumpkin and core it out with their massive tools. The first one to blow loses... and of course Beau Hungman is the reigning Pumpkin Smash King. This year he has a new challenger. Some 18 year old punk who is just old enough to qualify to participate this year. Something seams familiar to Beau, but he is a whole case of whiskey deep and all he cares about it putting this young masked challenger in his place.