The Lunch Hour (Patreon)

Princess Zelda had been very busy lately, working tirelessly to protect the kingdom of Hyrule from the threats it faced. She'd barely had time to take a lunch break, but finally she had a few minutes to get something quick to eat.

The bell on her tray indicated that lunch was served. She lifted the bell to discover a fresh salad, accompanied by perfectly grilled meat, covered in a delicious pita sauce. But what caught her attention was the surprise under the bell: Link, shrunken to the size of his feet, deliciously covered in the same spicy pita sauce. 

Zelda couldn't help but smile at the sight of this meal. She felt a little more relaxed, knowing she had a tasty meal to enjoy. She put her feet up on the plate and tied Link down, shrinking as if to tell him that there was a huge power differential between her and him. She then picked up a fork and began to eat the salad, enjoying the freshness of the vegetables. She then moved on to the meat, which had a delicious grilled flavour. She then tasted the little Link, and the combination of juicy meat and spicy pita sauce was a real treat for her taste buds.

Despite her worries, Zelda felt better after this lunch. She knew she had to get back to work, but she felt a little stronger because of the delicious meal. She put down her fork, smiled and thought that maybe she should take lunch breaks like this more often.