Dell Is Reliably Unreliable (Patreon)

My new computer was supposed to arrive between June 12th and the 15th. It's the 15th! I've been following the progress in the order tracker, and I could see that they were not on track to hit that window, even though they kept saying they were. I got an email today notifying me that the delivery date has been changed to June 27th. I'm convinced Dell could screw up a wet dream.