Courtney's Call | Patreon Extended Edit (Patreon)

The download link is at the bottom of the post.

Description:

Oh, totally! Like, oh my god! What a lucky boy! It's the middle of the night and you get to take a call from the number one most awesome girl from the valley, me, Courtney Kensington! I just love telling you all about how totally amazing my life is and how lucky you should feel to be like, even a tiny part of it.

Sure, you gotta be up early to go to work, but like, whatever, right? I mean, you only gotta work so much 'cause I spend all your money. And maybe I don't really like you, but I just love how much you adore me and how easy that makes it to, like, totally boss you around.

But like, who cares, right? 'Cause I'm, like, totally gorgeous, confident, smart, and popular! And you know that if you ever make me mad, I'll just hang up and never call you again. And that would be so, like, totally sad.

So, like, you better just shut up and listen to every single word I say. Make sure I know just how much you love me. And maybe I'll even let you take me shopping this weekend and tell you all about the, like, totally amazing convo I had with your crush! How totally tubular is that?!

Because you're a super cool supporter of FSU, you get to hear the whole unedited file, and that's so totally flattering! But let's be real, I totally deserve it for being, like, the sexiest, hottest, and most badass valley girl out there. At least, that's what you think, right? You're my sweet little platonic loser boy, and you're totally okay with that. I mean, you paid good money to hear me ramble on about my amazing life, so who's the real winner here? Anyway, let's get to it. You better listen up and take notes, 'cause I'm about to drop some major wisdom on you.

How to use this file.

Okay, dummy, listen up! Here is the totally best way to use this file so you totally, like, get the most awesome experience of talking to me, Courtney Kensington.

First, set your alarm clock two hours before you gotta go to work. That way, you'll have enough time to, like, talk to me and hear all about how totally amazing my life is!

Next, you can even use this audio file as your ringtone on some phones! Or you could, like, set the alarm to an 80s phone ring tone. And when the alarm goes off, start this file as quickly as possible! Like, seriously, don't keep me waiting, 'cause Courtney does not like to be kept waiting.

So, yeah, that's pretty much it! Just follow those simple steps, and you'll be able to, like, talk to me and hear all about how totally awesome I am! And if you wanna, like, get another call from me in the future, just comment below and let us know. So, are you ready to, like, talk to me, or what?

Password:

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Phone Screen Trigger!
(many more in the downloads section at the bottom)

Use one of these images as the background on your phone to maximize the training's effectiveness.

GET THE FILE!

Download using the link. The Zip Password is whtevr.

Click the link to download.

Courtneys Call.zip

https://1drv.ms/u/s!Atnlfe4LzWk0wlP7qhiNiZ3EGxp5?e=whKdJi

- we have included an audio version and it is in this post. Unfortunately, the video file is too large for Patreon.

For technical problems please visit our TECH POST.

TECH POST: Technical Help and Trouble Shooting.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/technical-help-64603762