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We are conducting an experiment so we are allowing all males a free squirt at this time. It is very important that you read this entire posting so that you have a correct orgasm.

Now the first thing we want you to do is picture your crush. Really focus on why you love her so much. How you will do anything to make her happy.

She feels it is important for you to experience deep shame whenever you have an orgasm. A public shaming is best. So you are to go to the nearest public restroom. You must write an apology for squirting addressed to your crush on the wall of a stall.




Then slowly stand above the toilet and use one finger to edge yourself right to the brink. Stay there while you read the apology aloud. If people walk in you can stop and wait. But you will have to start all over. Or you can just continue.

Either way you are not allowed to orgasm until you have read the apology out loud ten times without interruption.

Then when you complete the final reading. Grab your penis firmly. Pump hard. Scream her name.

And...
And...

Seriously. Did you really think we would let you SQUIRT!

Really.

God you're dumb!

This was just a little prank. Notice how the woman in the picture is flipping you off. That was your first clue!

Did you like our joke.

Leave your penis alone. We still have a long way to go.

#summertimechastity





Ends September 1st. Not one second sooner.

Seriously, Did you enjoy the joke, idiot?