buldge envy (Patreon)

Young ladies all over the world walk into the locker room and feel shame for not having large perfectly round breasts.

While males hide their shame behind towels and boxers.

But all breasts are beautiful and powerful. And a small penis is a good indication you are beta.

We need to fix this. Wouldn't it be better if women celebrated their breasts and males had their penises measured, judged and images posted for all to see. Maybe a tattoo on their wrist indicating the males penile score.

Thoughts?