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Fan theories episode! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-06 09:46:31
Imported:
2023-06

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We're thinking of doing a fan theories episode for this Monday's podcast. Got any? Keep it brief. Or else.

Also yes James and Mason are the same person doing separate voices etc and so forth we know. 

Comments

Anonymous

Sean Connery is playing James Bond in The Rock.

Anonymous

Also, Bruce Wayne is actually a patient in Arkham Asylum. After witnessing the murder of his parents, he goes permanently insane and spends the rest of his life locked up and believing he is a super hero who fights evil to cope with the helplessness he felt. Because this trauma occurred when he was a child, everything he imagines is something a child would imagine, including the whole bat theme and the main villain being a scary clown. His entire rogues gallery is made up of cartoonish villains who use childish themes for their gimmick. He imagines his side kick as a child, or teenager. Also doesn’t imagine having romantic relationships because EWWWWWW gross

Anonymous

DCEU Superman was programmed at birth (like all Kryptonians) by Jor El to become Earth's savior. It explains why he grew up saving people while being taught not to, why he travelled the world looking for a space ship he had no reason to believe was there, why he continues to do it even though he clearly hates it, and why after claiming his son would be free, Jor El outlined for Clark EXACTLY what he was supposed to do/become. And probably also why in BVS Clark's imagination conjured the image of Jonathan Kent of all people to encourage him to be Superman again after nearly quitting.

Anonymous

Gogurt is just yogurt

Anonymous

Darth Vader sent Boba Fett to find the droids on Tattoine in A New Hope. After locating the Lars homestead Fett totures Owen and Beru but they dont let on to protect Luke as Obi-Wan has informed them the danger he would be in if the Empire found him. Fett executes them and burns their bodies to prevent them talking about a Bounty Hunter in Mandalorian armor working for the Empire. Fett informs Vader of his actions on the planet, Vader is slightly irritated as he could have used his force powers to read their minds to find the droids and thus this leads to Vader's insistance on no disintigrations by Fett in the future.

Anonymous

Theory: TIME TRAVEL IS REAL! Quantum Leap. Remember that? Donald P. Bellisario didn’t make it up, he was actually visited by time travellers and just tweaked things a little. Sam and Al weren’t from 1999... they were from 2019. In the show, Al has a suspiciously iPhone looking thing that he talks to - changed “Siri” to “Ziggy”. A recurring plot point was Al’s info from Siri/Ziggy was often not quite right... he was getting the information via Wikipedia. I’m on to you, Donny-P!

David Perez

I don't know if it's been already submitted, but the theory connecting Frozen, Tarzan and Tangled is one of my favorites and would love for it to be canon

Anonymous

Since we all know you two are such HUGE Harry Potter fans. Dumbledore is death. At the beginning of the series he posses all 3 deathly hollows and over time gives harry 2 of them and after Voldemort kills harry Dumbledore appears to him. This mimics the fate of the 3rd brother in the deathly hollows legend "he greeted death as an old friend"

Anonymous

My fan theory is that all high fantasy stories that involve magic, such as Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Conan the Barbarian, etc. are all set in the far future where our history has been lost and high technology is regarded as magical. For instance, dragons, giants, dwarves, elves, and direwolves could be explained by genetic engineering. Zombies, vampires, magical healing can be explained by nanotechnology. Witches, wizards, and warlocks are just people who have found a way to access the technology.

Anonymous

James Bond is a series of brainwashed agents who have the James Bond persona implanted in their minds.

Steve

Rosebud, the sled from Citizen Kane is actually a Transformer, meaning that film is a prequel to the Michael Bay films (adding this after it is recorded, to be sure it's not actually used).

Anonymous

The only thing keeping the Famous Hemsworths from all-out war with the collective Famous Chrises is the unceasing efforts of Chris Hemsworth to maintain balance between the two factions.