Ask Me Anything - Gag Gift (Patreon)

It was a calm Friday afternoon at The Golden Lotus, Sherri had finished packing her orders and was in the middle of re-reading one of her favorite manga while sitting at the counter. It was only an hour after opening and while none of her regular customers had stopped in to haunt the location on their day off she wasn’t complaining. Sometimes it was nice to enjoy some peace and quiet without digging through cards and sorting out deals, especially on a Friday when the store would be packed to the gills with multiple tournaments firing off throughout the evening and into the early morning hours. She was almost wondering if today would be a slow day when the rumble of voices caught her attention. 

Initially she thought it was a couple of new customers but as the doors opened and friends and family poured in through the front, Sherri’s eyes widened. The crowd was quickly towered over by obviously recognizable elephant ears and a bright smile that told her exactly what was happening. Sherri didn’t even need to see the cake her mom was carrying in her arms. Her cheeks blushed brightly and almost shamefully as she covered her face.

“Happy Birthday, Sherri!” 

The cake was almost the size of Sherri’s freaking torso, then again it had to be a large one to accommodate for all the company that had come to celebrate. Luckily Sherri wasn’t inexperienced when it came to birthdays at the store, she’d done it on a few occasions for some of her customers. She even held a Pokemon Themed birthday party for one of her customer’s puppers and it happened to be one of her favorite events held at the shop! The cake had been set up and Sherri was quick to return from the back with leftovers of various birthday necessities like cups, plates, napkins, and of course forks and a cake cutting knife. Her role as the hostess ended there, as Momma Ellie quickly nudged Sherri to enjoy the basking adoration of her friends that inevitably began to swarm upon her. 

She almost never knew what to do with the presents, they were nice of course but she adored the attention even more. She’d finally gotten a moment to enjoy her sliced cake and sitting on the table with her legs kicking back and forth with her treasure trove of presents beside her. Her tail swishing about behind her with each bite when a large figure walked in with a messily wrapped present.

“Hey, sorry I hope I’m not too late to the party.” It was Paladir, the large wolfhoss who sheepishly scratched at the back of his head as he stood in front of Sherri with a box held out. “I didn’t know what to get you but uh, I think you’d like it.” 

It was unlike him to be so shy, it gave Sherri pause as she looked at the box in his outstretched hand. The bow was messily wound and the packaging looked crinkled and messily taped together, she smiled and accepted it knowing the amount of attention and care that went into such things. “Thanks!” It didn’t feel particularly heavy and so with one hand she began to tear at the wrapper with her nose twitching curiously at the scent. Then her eyes glanced up at him with a slightly unamused smirk on her face. “Har har har..” She lifted the box, condoms. “Thanks for the gag gift, Paladir..”

His gentle demeanor quickly vanished and he work a toothy sneer, “Oh, they’re like the most durable condoms out there. But,” He leaned in and with his massive palm she felt his hand come upon the back of her head with his clawtips dragging through her tresses. Her eyes up at him suddenly much more conscious of his massive figure and the bulge that was swelling in his slacks, her heart was pounding and her tail gave a slightly nervous wag as she didn’t tug her head away but the firmness of his grip upon the back of her head told her it wasn’t an option. Her mouth still had the taste and flavor of chocolate cake and ice cream in it but the scent of his thick musky cock was quickly filling her senses as he unzipped his trousers in front of her. “I figured this would be the perfect present for you.”

Her heart skipped a beat, her pawtoes slightly curling into her shoes, “And.. why’s that?” She tried to ignore the fact that his cock sprung free, with his massive knotted hosscock throbbing in front of her with his slacks slowly dragging down his thighs. 

“Because,” the same hand that had unzipped his slacks had returned to her eyeline holding a condom in hand in front of Sherri’s lips. An odd gesture to be sure but when his fingertips knuckled into her tresses and his hips thrust forwards it took even Sherri a good moment to realize what had happened. His fat hybrid cock pumped between Sherri’s lips with the textured condom sliding easily over his length as Sherri’s lips acted as a source of leverage that let his dick slid seamlessly into her mouth while at the same time wrapping his length in protective casing. “Huahhhh..” The large male held her in place as she squirmed, with his hand tugging at her body until she landed face down upon the table. Her lips smothering his cock in saliva as his dick railed in deep, pushing against the back of her throat and forcing her body to suddenly tighten and constrict involuntarily. “It’s a GAG gift!” 

She should have known it was a prank from the moment he walked in and pretended to be all flustered and tried to be shy. It was all a prank and she fell for it hook line and sinker! Her mouth bearing the consequences of her taking the bait. Her fingertips clenched upon the edge of the table as he slammed his hips into her, his fat musky nuts clapping against her chin like a constant reminder of his dominance over her mouth. The sensation of his dick wasn’t unfamiliar but the texture of the condom felt oddly uncomfortable in comparison to the unfiltered flavor of his musky length. Her eyes squint shut after a few seconds, her nostrils filled with his crotch fur that he took considerable pleasure in mashing against her nose as he jackhammered his hips. 

The way she was positioned made it easy for him to rut her mouth, his cock slamming fully into her maw and fitting the thick wolfquine tubesteak into the squishing muscled walls of her throat. “Gglkg! Glk! Glk!” Sherri’s mouth echoed the sounds of his dick and the squelching noises of how deep it was penetrating the depths of her throat. Her tail curled tightly into itself and her ankles crossed with her pawtoes scrunching as her pounding heart raced with the sensation of being unable to breathe properly. Little bits of oxygen filling the gaps between her lips and his cock that she had to breathe in between the speedrutting thrusts of his hips. 

“Thasright.. Yeah..” The large male groaned happily as his other hand gripped the back of her head his cock was throbbing and his knot swelling as her lips soaked his fat bulge with mouthjuices. “Just like that.. Almost there..” He huffed and groaned, his fur standing on end as his clawtips tightened and pinched against her skull making her squirm with the pressure of his touch. “Just a.. bit..” His lips curled upwards revealing snarling fangs as his chest puffed out, every ounce of his body growing as his churning balls began to smack against her mouth with his shorter more rapid thrusts using her lips like a slutty fuckhole meant only for his pleasures.

She was used to a cock cumming inside her mouth, but the sensation of the filling condom sack wasn’t one she happened to be experienced with. Somehow it felt more lewd, more dirty, and in a way it was making her thighs quiver with a taboo excitement as his cum shot rope after rope inside her mouth ever filling the expanding package. Every time his cock throbbed she was expecting the explosive flavor of pure salty sweet cum to wash against her tastebuds. When he finally retreated her lips pressed down upon his cock while her teeth clamped upon the end of the condom. “Nnghh.. Happy birthday Sherri..” Paladir smirked while petting at her head. 

It took her a moment, and she closed her eyes turning her head to the side as she pulled the cum filled condom from her lips pinching it between her fingertips almost surprised at how much was in there.. and how much of it had filled her throat! “Gwuh..” She looked over seeing how he was cutting himself a slice of cake. She opened her mouth for a moment, eyes narrowed in his direction as he greedily took a giant helping bite of cake. She had the thought to tell him that he should get her an actual birthday present instead of the ‘gag gift’ he’d gotten her.

But she decided to keep that thought to herself. Because knowing him he’d probably have something else up his sleeve…