Bonus Story - Bird Feeder (Patreon)

There was something exciting about moving into a new place, Seth was in his mid-twenties and finally set himself in a position to where he could be on his own. No more roommates, no more piled up dishes, no more noisy evenings where he simply wanted to sleep. He managed to find a job as a caregiver and assistant and after a little bit of saving the raven was finally ready to leave the nest. He’d find a cozy little home but he didn’t realize how empty it was without all of his friend’s combined furniture. Luckily one of his friends, a peppy doggirl was eager to help him go shopping at the local Ikea.

“This one looks really nice!” Her voice excitedly cried out as she ran towards one of the tables on display, her hands running along the smoothed wood without even glancing at the price tag. “And look, it’s even got extension parts in there so you can have more people at the table.” 

Seth gave a slight smile, his first thought wasn’t hosting dinner parties at his house but suddenly the idea of having a wide open space to play D&D at gave the raven a few ideas. “Well maybe..” But then as his eyes glanced towards the price tag he gave a small gulp. Of course it wouldn’t be cheap like some of the other furniture he’d scrounged up from garage sales and the price tag of just under $400 made him realize how small his savings was. “Maybe we should try it out first?”

His apprehension was palpable but it simply made Sherri giggle. “Try it out? What you want to have a dinner date on it?” The way his cheeks flushed brightly made the doggirl tap on his beak. “Or maybe you just need a girl to pose on it like those anime girls on your desktop!” 

Oh no.

Suddenly Sherri let herself hop atop of the table her legs stretching out as she got comfortable on the hardwood frame that didn’t even jostle when she climbed atop of it. “Sherri get down!” Seth huffed, the store wasn’t particularly crowded but it suddenly felt like millions of eyes were upon him. Especially when the doggirl began to crawl towards him on the table, on all fours, her tail lifted and swaying back and forth as her fingertips trailed along the hardwood top. “You’re going to get us in trouble… again!”

“Look at this table though!” Sherri chirped excitedly as she let herself lay forwards, her breasts touching against the table with her plump buttcheeks wiggling high in the air. “It’s so sturdy!” She then turned over with her body laying flat back against it, her legs kicking up in the air and crossing ankles as she looked back and up to the blushing bird. “You could probably take a girl on it and not have to worry about it collapsing! That’s some true quality wood!”

The raven sternly clicked his beak together as he stared down at Sherri in such a prone position, she looked so amazing with her body laying back like that, her hair slightly falling off the edge of the table and he could practically see down her top. Her luscious thighs and those cute little high heeled paws, she was really pushing his buttons in all the right ways. “We’ll just see about that..” A quick glance to make sure he wasn’t being watched and the zipper to his khaki shorts swiftly slid down with his bright pink cock flopping free atop of Sherri’s face.

She didn’t seem to disapprove of his sudden turn of lewd behavior even as his cock slowly trailed along the outline of her plush lips. The bright pink length thickening by the second as he felt the warmth of her breath upon his cock and a sudden chirp escaping his lips as her tongue poked out to meet his cocktip with a slight flick. With his fingertips still holding upon his dick her lips pursed together and offered small kisses along the length of his shaft, kissing down the underside and letting her tongue drag along the thick meaty vein that traveled along the underside of his prick. 

He could feel his body tighten at her expert touch, her fingertips stroking along his shaft when he felt those lips kiss against his sac. He stood on the tips of his talons almost losing his balance as a single hand braced himself by pressing against her breast which in turn elicited a moan from her lips against his supple balls. “Hfffhh.. Fuck.. Sherri..” He heaved as her tongue looped around his furfeathered ballsack, tonguing at it and suckling upon one of his thick orbs. 

She pulled it between her lips and sucked on it like a jawbreaker while her tongue rolled along it and she tucked it against her cheek. Her teeth careful not to scratch the sensitive skin but the pressure upon it was intense, the softness of her cheek caressing his swelling ball as his cock began to throb excitedly at her touch. The veins of his length bulging and showing off his pleasure as he tried to not crow in ecstasy, his hand squeezed at her breast to return the pleasured favor he felt and his hips started to grind back and forth, rubbing the length of his prick against her chin to feel more of a touch against his sensitive shaft. 

“I.. I can’t take it..” He huffed and pulled himself back. “Open up.” He commanded and without even thinking he thrust his cock into Sherri’s mouth without even letting her get resituated, his dick sinking into her plump lips and rolling against her tongue until he poked at the back of her throat. The sharp inhale through his beak almost made a whistling sound as he felt his hips pull back and thrust forward again. Sherri wasn’t prepared for this and quickly grasped at the edges of the table when she felt her airway blocked with his fat birdcock. 

His tailfeathers flickered slightly and the featherfur on his neck bristled as he started to thrust his hips, pumping as fast and as hard as he could without any hesitation. His cock pushing down into her throat as he hilted against her lips and his balls smacking lewdly against her snout. He was operating purely off of instinct, his cock leading his pleasure centers to her lips as he thrust inside, over and over again pounding himself into her mouth as the doggirl gave out muffled whimpers from his newfound vigor.

As he leaned forward his body was unable to balance solely upon his legs and relied upon Sherri’s frame to help keep him upright, his hand already upon her breast but the other took to her shoulder as he loomed over her frame and let himself flow into a rut. Every slap of his balls was followed by the quick withdraw of his cock only to have it fill her mouth in a split second later. The mostly empty furniture store was quickly filled with the loud sounds of his birdcock plunging against her mouth and her saliva squirting out in lewd squelches.

“So.. close..” He clicked his beak tightly together to try and hold back but Sherri’s mouth was so tantalizing, even as her body lay there like an onafuckhole for his cock, the way she squirmed and crossed her ankles together, how she gripped on the table and moaned against his cock in a desperate plead for air turned him on more than he could have ever imagined. His clawtips squeezed against her body with his talons tasting the sweet sensation of her skin underneath his fur as he thrust himself harder in a frenzy of pleasure that was soon to overwhelm his senses. 

It was like riding thermals on an overly sunny day, he could let himself glide down at breakneck speeds and the adrenaline that rushed through him was the same as he pumped his hips. The goal to extend the pleasure to the last second and pull back only to ride again lest he be forced to land, yet unlike riding through the skies and the discipline of gliding towards the land he had less discipline in throatfucking girls. His body was in total control and the pleasure he felt could only be extended for so long. “Gonna.. I’m..” He heaved as he felt her saliva dribbling along his sensitive ballsack and her tongue, with the way it wormed and wiggled across his cock as he shoved it down her throat was teasing him to the moment where he had to prepare for a crash landing!

The world around him seemed to be spinning, he felt like every inch of his body tingled with ecstasy when the base of his cock felt like it was going to explode. His fingertips clenched into Sherri’s shirt and groping at her tits was simply a happy coincidence, his tail feathers twitched as he gave a sharp thrust of his hips forwards and let those plump featherfurred balls rub against her nose as his cock erupted with thick torrents of ropey cum that immediately filled into her throat until it started to spill out the side of her mouth. “Hannnhh.. Hhaaahuhh.. Yeahhhh..” He huffed as each moan of pleasure was accompanied by another thrust of his hips, using that plush mouth and that soft tongue to milk his cock of all that burdensome cum that had been stored up!

Sherri smirked as she lifted a hand to wipe the residual cum from her cheek and chin, her bright brown eyes still staring up at the panting raven. “So.. What do you think? Sturdy enough for ya?”

It may have been that he was still elated from a sexual high, or the association of orgasming with the table, or maybe Sherri just had a really good point about buying a nice table for entertaining guests but in any case Seth chuckled with his beak clicking excitedly. “I’ll take it.”