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Prepare to enter Britain's most 'gramworthy fingering pit as we introduce a new segment, plus: Inebriated deer, removable Dutch floors, dipping your child, and the Tipping Report.

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poisson

Hello Boonta, I have been stuck on a train for several hours as well. My senior year of college (~2018) I was in Chicago attending a funeral for a close family friend a few days before thanksgiving. The day after the service I took a train back to my hometown. I live in a more rural area so the trains get going quite fast in these areas. It was early morning so I was napping on the train when I wake up with my head hitting the seat in front of me and a gigantic wheel bouncing past my window. Turns out we had hit a tractor that had been crossing the tracks to save time, and the driver had headphones in and could not hear the train (he sadly passed). After about an hour of sitting the staff started handing out beers since “they are technically evidence and we cannot sell them now”. We were in the middle of a field that was incredibly muddy so they ended up having us walk about a mile along the track to a point where some local farmers could picked us up in 4x4s. They drove 10 of us at a time to the nearest road. We were about an hour from my hometown so my dad and brother picked me up as well as another college kid and drove us to my home town (and him to the next station). All in all I believe the train was stopped for about 4 hours. Cheers Jack

Declan Kennedy

"in the ball pit?" "no, in the vagina" was possibly the most I've laughed in months, hats off to Lucy and Ben