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If a hacker remotely locks your dick in a cage but you're wearing the cage hoping someone remotely locks your dick in there, have you really been hacked? Plus: charging entry to Bondi beach to democratise it, rescuing hikers with jetpacks, and Paging Dr Lucy.

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Clare Patterson

despite all my rage I am still just a dick in a cage

Reece Lawrence

Robber crab hacked my dick