Based on this fic by hakunahistata: https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/comments/188l7ym/writers_angst_army_the_time_has_come_for_a_new/?share_id=LeiG5JeOnnvG1Qj8PQecK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)