187. Hellsing More like Alucard and his Bitches - Vamp Tramp Trio - (2019) - Full Res (Patreon)

Original Artists Statement
Published: Nov 9, 2019

Alucard: Who wears short shorts!
Integra: *grumbles*
Rip: ... Zhis ees humiliating... *blushes*
Seras: I like short shorts mastah!
Alucard: Good girl!
Seras: ^̮^
Alucard: We wear short shorts!
Integra: ...I'm wearing a skirt...
Rip: ... *whispers* I dont eefen know vhat zee Dirty Pair ees, ees it zee outfit or ein schow?
Alucard: They're such short shorts!
Integra: Give me back my pants you bastard!
Seras: ^̮^
Rip: ... How awm I eefen stihl alife?
Integra: Oh don't you worry dearie, as soon as I get my saber I'll dispatch you straight to hell.
Rip:  HAH ein zaber!?! Vhat a ridiculous veapon! I Hellsing bitch am en  modern voman und I fight mein battles vhith a proper veabon, ein musket!
Seras: *snorts* Really?
Integra: And pray tell how did that work out for you?
Rip: Sighs... You see ze bloomers unt ze hooker boots no?
Alucard: We like short shorts!
Rip: zat vampire schot me through zee heart
Seras: Yeah he tends to do that.
Alucard: Who wears short...... ..... ....... *sniffs the air*... Police girl?
Seras: Yes mastah?
Alucard: Is there anything left of that Zorin Blitz?
Seras: Only enough to fill a doggie bag mastah
Alucard: Good girl!
Seras: ^̮^
Alucard: Still we do need a caboose for this conga line. Lets head down downing street and see who we can pick up
Integra: Oh my lord no
Alucard:  Down... Downing street.... down downing street... down.... that does  not roll off the tongue ... Whatever, then to the House of Lords!
Seras: Didn't they just finish rebuilding that?
Alucard: and then to Westminster Abbey!
Integra: *draws breath slowly* Allllluuuuucaaaaaaaaard
Alucard: *exasperated* Relax Integraaaa I only want to see whats under it. I heard the sepulchers had quite the renovation.
Integra: *almost swallows cigarette*
Alucard:  You can finish the night dancing with Anne Cleves! Oh and it'll be so  good to see Elizabeth again! I think she'll make a great Poison Ivy.
Rip: *whispers* Anne Cleves ees from Dusseldorf
Integra: *literally mortified* '''0.0'''''''
Seras: Just a thought, can we stop by Emma Peels house on the way back?
Alucard: Oh anything for you Harley.  After what you and Poison Ivy'll do together you'll have earned it.
Ghost of Pip Bernadotte: Cahn I cahm alahng too?
Alucard: Avec moi? The fuck was that?
Seras: uh I ate a Frenchmen.
Alucard: Good girl! and sure why not, the more the merrier, we are going to have the best Halloween ever!
Seras: ^̮^

Alucard:  *Iphone, with netflix ends track "Short Shorts"* *Track list is  entitled "Grave Yard Smash* *next track begins* *Alucard turns volume  up* *Alucard opens the Hellsing estate doors and begins to lead his  entourage out into the night.*

Alucard: Its a dead mans party! Who can ask for more!
Seras: ^̮^
Integra: '0.0'
Rip: -.-;
Trick R Treaters: ノ( º _ ºノ)


Published: Nov 9, 2019

Rip Van Winkle: .....
Alucard: ^^
Rip van Winkle: ......
Alucard: ^^
Rip Van Winkle: ........
Alucard: ^^
Rip Van Winkle: ... I did not expect hell to be zo chilly...
Alucard: ^^


Published: Nov 6, 2019

Seras Victoria: "Can I call you Puddin' Mastah?"
Integra: "Oh lord don't encourage him"

Published: Nov 1, 2019

Integra: "Alucard you Vampiric Asshole!!!"


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Favorite Comments

Sepiroth163 : literally Hellsing abridged in a nutshell Nov 9, 2019

ED3765 : I feel like we're missing this somewhere in this great chat: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFngQo…Nov 11, 2019

ForestWolfDragon : The communication for this is just.....amusing. Nov 14, 2019 

ForestWolfDragon : Rip Van Winkle looks quite ravishing! Nov 14, 2019

 

ED3765 : Trying to think what (TFS) Alucard would reply... Nov 6, 2019
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RighteousBoyII : I  think Grand Mastah Puddin would turn his hat sideways and start working  some turn tables. Make that number one album of 1996. "Hellsing, more  like Alucard and his Bitches", probably sound a lot like Sam B's Who do  you Voodoo Bitch www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo3NXD… the hard part will be teaching Integra how to dance. She's camera shy. Nov 6, 2019

ForestWolfDragon : Her smirk is far too adorable for this. Nov 14, 2019

FascinationJorugumo : Absolutely Awesome !!! Nov 1, 2019

ForestWolfDragon : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!  The head of this chaotic organization and her most valued asset becomes biggest issue.  I love it! Nov 14, 2019

ForestWolfDragon : I  think this scene with the ladies is far more appealing than  Vlad's.....brutality.  Now we can enjoy the sexiness of these lovely  ladies. Nov 15, 2019