076. Iji Kataiser - Missile Defence Pony - (2015) - Full Res (Patreon)

I told PascalofPiers that i'd draw any character wearing a 90s crop top eventually! She submitted indie game darling Iji Kataiser for my appraisal... only Iji Kataiser isn't the submitting kind. She's still raring to go! and this weapon steady pony girl is ready to reign some hell down upon some alien dumbasses... or peacefully win them over with her buxum charm and astute diplomatic skills.

Its a clever game!

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Original Artists Statement
Published: May 11, 2015

Iji Kataiser: So you're saying these new nanobots will make me even stronger?
Scientist: .... .... yes ....
Iji Kataiser: You hesitated there

SUM  TIME LATER

Iji Kataiser: How is this supposed to make me stronger!!?
Scientist: .... .... .... Oh I get it, you need to get completely naked like in that show...
Iji Kataiser: I'M GUNNA KICK LA KICK YOUR ASS
Scientist: *clothes yank*
Iji Kataiser: 0.0
Scientist: You can fire your missiles with detonators in your armlets or with hip thrusts
Iji Kataiser: 0.0!!!
Scientist: Stay gold ponygirl
*Runs*

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Favorite Comments (ever)

PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015

DOES SHE TEST OUT HER MISSILE DEFENSE PONY WEAPONRY?! 8 D
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Not  only does she do that but she learns that the recoil from the blasts is  absorbed by her crotch rope and she literally gets off on it! 8D

She is a deceptively happy camper here.
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PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015

THE TASEN / KOMAT WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!

Iji 2.0: 'The Missile Mare' motherfuckers!

Btw this is fantastic in both a silly and awesome way XD.
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Aw shes just out to kick ass and get a little tail.
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PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015

Well, she'll definitely kick ass like THAT!

Thank you dude!
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

No problemo. Its funny how a conversation about 90s style belly shirts turned into this lol.
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PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015

Well,  in some corner of the room she's currently in, Iji's nice green one is  probably neatly folded on her pants for 'After Missile Pony Fun Times'.

Oh, my favorite thing about the scrambler; all of Asha's dialogue become emoticons XD.
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Now there's an idea
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PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015  

But thanks for this, dude! ^w^
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015  

Alright. There was on last thing I had to do before moving on to whatever it is I do next.
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PascalOfPiers : May 11, 2015  

Ah, more (Missile) Ponies!


dawho555 : May 11, 2015

I  feel like firing those missiles might actually be a considerably  distressing idea for Iji here, considering the location and integration  of the poor girl's crotchrope.
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Lol this picture is so Freudian it hurts ; p

But  yeah she gets a warm tingling (jerking twisting) feeling inside every  time she lights off a rocket and frags some alien bastards.
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dawho555 : May 11, 2015

Nothing gets the motor running quite like a nice, arousing, escape-velocity-capable vibrator attached to the hip.
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Lol. Just to be clear she is reinforced by magical alien nanobots so this doesn't end in a Quake 3 era gibbing.
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RighteousBoyII : May 11, 2015

Also if I could thumbs up your comment I would lol.
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RighteousBoyII : Just now

It took five years and the partial destruction of DeviantArt but as promised I am now able to "thumbs up" this comment.

BloodEyeRozalynd : May 11, 2015

She's adorable! I want 10 of them!