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I think people are genuinely flabbergasted when it finally clicks that you just don’t care about their opinion.  

Them: You do NSFW content. I wouldn’t fuck you.  

You: I don’t want you to want to fuck me. You’re unkind and presumptuous. Why would I want you to want to fuck me?

Also, can we, at some point, recognise that a lot of people don’t consider “fuck-ability” a measure of value. Men fuck corpses. You’re never gonna hurt my feelings by telling me that you don’t wanna fuck me. I would not like to be fucked by you. That is the opposite of what I would like :)