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I completely stole SootHouse's canon lore of Hermione being a northern hard bastard. It just makes sense. 


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Phoenix Brave Hideki

Oh man! This was hilarious! Loved the Harry fell the stairs and very mean and bad wizard. As always a great read Tea!

Bachinator935

This is obviously canon to the Harry Potter Cinematic Universe

Anonymous

I would LOVE to see this animated.

Blindluck92

I went into this with a self-imposed "try not to laugh" challenge. I failed. Instantly. And I regret nothing.

John Folmer

Man this was fun. I enjoyed your reading style, very engaging

Gr33nG3nius

I can't tell if I had an aneurysm within the first minute and everything following was a fever dream-- what even? Lmao

Joseph Brown

The intro to the 8th Harry Potter book is looking good. πŸ‘Œ

Funflame

I can distinctly say I never expected any of those story points. This was such a good laugh hehe. Those voices are awesome, very much enjoyed your laughs when breaking character xD

Anonymous

Deatheater romance!!!!! Let's go!!!

Anonymous

I am both a Harry Potter fan and a British person. I knew I had to experience this. It was indeed an experience.

Brian Corrigan

What the heck did I just listen to?!? That was hilarious!

Ninja T-rex

Tea what is the name of the british woman you got to dub this lol? (Translation: How are you able to pull off a british accent?)