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Me opening a present: Oh my goodness! I love it! So thoughtful and special! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!  

My inner monologue: I KNOW THIS IS AN OVER-REACTION, BUT I'M SOCIALLY TONE DEAF AND I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL MY APPRECIATION FOR YOU SPENDING TIME AND MONEY ON ME!