✨How to Handle Unsolicited Sexual Attention✨ (Patreon)

How to handle unsolicited dick pics/sexual messages:

"Can you hang on, babe, I just need to squeeze out a GIANT SHIT FIRST. Like worryingly large. Oh god, it's painful. Yeah, I'm gonna need a book & a candle. Be right back."

Hilariously, they then think you're the weirdo. It's a win-win!

P.S. Family crisis all sorted. Thank you and I'll be replying to commissions very soon :)