😳 What on Earth Are We Gonna Do With 5000 Patrons?! 😳 (Patreon)

Guys -

Come on, now. 4950 patrons! 

This is getting out of hand. 

I am so, so grateful, but what can I do to thank you if we get there? 

Seriously, if we reach it, what would you like me to do? Sacrifice all my teacups to the receptacle gods?

Ideas, please, you wonderful, generous degenerates. Ideas, please, always :) 

P.S. I really, really am immensely dumbfounded and grateful and I sincerely hope my work always reflects that.