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“You know some demons aren’t even that cute.”

Anxiety, depression, the inability to talk to women -

She's got you covered. 

“I mean, I’ve at least got that going for me, right?”

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Your Personal Demon Series:

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/your-personal-am-46398204

PART TWO:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/48171791

PART THREE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/48530564

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

Comments

June

Thank you

Elijah King

Tea, this is too much. I can't handle this many bangers back to back like this.

Jacob Griffith

A demon born of *my* anxities? I'm not sure I'd survive coitus with such an entity...

JamaicanMeCrazy

AunTea is on a roll. Can't even deal!

Jmann1892

Sexy Demonic Being? That's all mine? That's manifested from all my trauma, depression, shame(lol imagine me with shame) hahaha Someone is in danger and its not me hehehehehehe

Loganhunter2

If this my all my anxiety given form I'll take more

Darkai

I would corrupt it. Nothing can corrupt me I am too far gone...

Nicpix

i like how the first 15 seconds already had me laughing because i did not expect that reference here xd

Parker Palmer

I laughed so hard I fell on the floor from that opening. Thank you for making my day.

The Professor

To quote Troy "I have the weirdest boner."

Mranqueetas

A personal demon, just for me? Oh my... I am intrigued

Maxfield Grassy

*Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*

Vaulthunter_JB

"Hell no! Unless you get rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut"

Blindluck92

Sassy Demoness Tea: "Initiating inability to speak in 3, 2, 1..." (snaps) Me: "Oh, so it's your fault that keeps happening? Good to know. Fair warning, not even you are masochistic enough to enjoy the payback I have in mind."

Jeremy Knight

This would seriously have me wondering if I was either losing my mind from schizophrenia or the world really thinks I'm that desperate for a woman. I really like the car noises in the background.

Jason

Honestly was expecting at some point in the title to go from sassy to... Oh no you're overwhelmed...

Nosscheech

Well that was disturbing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Richard Hardslab

This was hilarious to listen to, loved the description of the lady coming down the way to make the listener feel more awkward about eye contact

TeacupAudio

Sorry you feel that way, lovely. I personally thought it was apt. I’ve often felt like I’ve had demons in my head whenever I’ve been depressed, like it was almost like I had no say in it (much like a possession). Maybe it’s just my experience. And the wholesome part was that the demon, though sent to lead the listener to the dark side, does have a genuine affection for humans, including the listener. Maybe this one wasn’t for everyone. I just like dark humour. I’ve put that in the tags now. Hope you like the next one and thank you for your comment 👍

Saint

It sounds like you had a blast recording this one! Great work as always, Tea! Thank you.

Scarida Ghostly

"Maybe I can fill you with anxiety? Depression? Childhood trauma/shame?" I've already got all of that, thanks. 😅

Katherine

Love this.

EMP

tea, if you decide to make this a series, i really like the idea of improving yourself out of spite. like the demon manifesting in a physical form actually has the opposite of the intended effect and the protagonist slowly makes their life better *purely* because they hate the bastard so much.

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

Was not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did, but the thought of a personal sassy demoness actually makes me happy somehow. It helps when the "devilishly sexy tumour" line makes me burst out in laughter. Thank you!

toto

I don't know how you did this but i recognized some of my thoughts in this "inner demon" (translated in french because baguette). Well done, good job and thank you for what you are doing (and maybe keep going but that's your call not ours).

Mike Taylor

Now she is an absolute bastard. I'd like to see a few more stories with her, but with the ultimate goal of the listener managing to either stare her down or get one over on her.

Anonymous

Ah yes, another reminder of how useless and alone I'll always be. Perfect

Blaze of the Razgriz squadron

Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind when she said "hey can a demon girl come up in yo crib?" Was "Girl fuck you I'll see you at work" (for those who dont get it, I'm referencing Lamar roasting Franklin from GTA 5)