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SHOUT OUT TO:

πŸŽ‰ i.want.your.kneecaps πŸŽ‰

🎁 CurrentlyEatingPies 🎁

🍰 Robert Diffenderfer 🍰

πŸŽ–οΈ Evan Gentry Moore πŸŽ–οΈ

🌻 Alexander Baxter 🌻

πŸ¦– dinosaur bornie πŸ¦–

πŸ“ Scardia Ghostly πŸ“

🍎 TwistedBuddha 🍎

🍏 Unbroken Sage 🍏

πŸ₯³ Snoozy Tomato πŸ₯³

πŸŽ’ The Professor πŸŽ’

πŸ’ Michael Wade πŸ’

πŸ’– CodyTheBruh πŸ’–

❀️ Carbon Legs ❀️

πŸ‘‘ Connor Hahn πŸ‘‘

πŸ’Œ GUMBALL 64 πŸ’Œ

😊 BoxesNBeds 😊

☺️ Peyton Helix ☺️

πŸ„ VeRG1L_47 πŸ„

πŸ₯¦ Dalton Remy πŸ₯¦

πŸŽ‚ Nick Breuss πŸŽ‚

🌷 NativeHero 🌷

🎈 Brooms17 🎈

✨ HogBiter ✨

πŸ€ Leland πŸ€

πŸ‰ Ethan πŸ‰

πŸ™Œ Nery πŸ™Œ

πŸŽ„ Scott πŸŽ„

πŸ’• Zach πŸ’•

And of course, a HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who's here because they like the weird shit that comes out of my mouth.

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No Copyright Music:

Dutty Moonshine & Kid Kasino - Everybody HQ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9XLYW7rM5c

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Thank you.

Best wishes,

Tea

Comments

Kai

Ya know what fuck gravity is that a asdfk reference

June

Thank you

Viltaryn

Indeed that weird shit is magical πŸ’™πŸŒΉπŸ’›

Dalton Remy

Ayyye my suggestion made it in AND I got the broccoli! Ya'll can call me Deku now! Lol Thanks Tea!

Anonymous

We need an audio with a Scottish accent

sa r dran 24

Bruh, whoever recommended her to say that pogchamp meme: Well done, you bastard. That was fun

Anonymous

Lmao thought she’d yell about the crusade xD

Anonymous

Better luck next time

Anonymous

EYYYYY, MY BIGGUS DICKUS ONE GOT IN~! That was absolutely hilarious, Tea~

Brooms17

The fucking delivery on some of these, though. xD That was the most aggressive 'nya' I've ever heard. Nicely done!

Blindluck92

0:19 was a REALLY bad time for me to take a sip of water, because that "fuck gravity!" has quite possibly killed me on multiple levels.

HogBiter

Yo. She straight up sounded like young Ben 10 when she said β€œwhy do we always have to save the world?” I was like, holy shit!!! πŸ˜‚

The Professor

I made it! Woot and thank you.

HogBiter

I’m so happy my gravity line got put it. Thanks so much 😊

CurrentlyEatingPies

This is funny AF because I didn't read through the other comments. Just a little thing though, the "mach" "in mach 10" is pronounced "mac".

Warden D.

I'm losing my shit. This is wonderful

Anonymous

Whoever suggested you're my little pogchamp, I salute you for doing gods work

TeacupAudio

Oh, apologies. It was written as "match". I didn't know the reference, so I just took it as it was :D

CodyTheBruh

I am SCREAMING rn this is wonderful

leviidagoat93

The kind of content I subbed for.

Jacob Griffith

That last one scarred me, ngl

Anonymous

I hoped my suggestion would be included, I didn’t expect it to be the first one spoken! I love the fun you brought to all these quotes. Good work, Tea. 😁

Anonymous

I cannot begin to describe how fucking cursed that last one is

John Folmer

This was absolutely beautiful

VeRG1L_47

Gonna come up with something funnier for 5k

Jaden

Yes

Andy B

awesome! thank you! I laughed out loud!

Chino NuΓ±ez

Fuck, I got one just now that would be hilarious

Levi

so many monty python references and I love it

Sparko

Tripped going up the stairs and 2 seconds later tea says fuck gravity, then proceeded to fall down the stairs laughing. Thoroughly convinced Tea has magical powers and no one can tell me otherwise...

BoxesNBeds

Perfection πŸ΅πŸ‘Œ

IceBear

HAHAHA! THREE MINUTES OF GOLDEN CONTENT I AM HERE FORπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous

I was fully prepared to hear "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" after the last bit, maybe next time

AudioFreak

Apparently us degens love when a woman talks about our dicks. LOL

Dhalexpert .

I’m so happy that I joined Tea patreon.

Scary Meunster

Soul-crushing that I didn’t make the cut, but absolutely blursed. I love it.

Scarida Ghostly

Mine made it in! Didn't think it would. πŸ–€

HelloFriendXD

Reckon we need some tinee winee lovey dovey tbh

Oni-10

Ooo my god my stomach πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this shit is going to kill me

Anonymous

I lost my shit when you said β€œI’m going to beat you so hard, my dicks going to be jealous! β€œ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

JamaicanMeCrazy

I finally got around to listening to this. I pray to all that is degenerate and wholesome, we need more of English Tea (yes I went there). It's just so perfect I will up my pledge if we can have even a standalone audio with this! 😳🀩🀩 That aside, this had me laughing all the way through. As a native Englishman; "Bloody good show my dear! Bravo!"

phoenix

I died. I'm dead. RIP me. XD

Anonymous

I swear to god it’s a fucking try not to laugh challenge

Anonymous

I love that it opened up with a rvb reference

Comegente

this is the best investment of money i have ever done. i can't stop smilling and giggling to myself like a teen reading a cheesy book after listening to this audio. nobody told me you could mp3 happines