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"Yeah, so, in case you didn't know, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing."

She meant it

So, she said it. 

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ProleteR - April Showers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18JQUYgpOlw

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Madness by TeacupAudio 

Comments

June

Thank you

leviidagoat93

This is gonna be a treat I can tell. πŸ˜‚

Elijah King

Lolol let's fucking go.

Anonymous

Well, good to know that Tea is a little goblin like all of us, and not a perfect human.

Kamui Hineragi

This is gonna be nice ngl. Though it will be for later.

ACN Kingz

This is gold πŸ˜‚

Mervin3rd

I don't no why I love bloopers but I really do can't wait to hear this

Onionbro

This is gonna be good

Thor Odinson

Excuse me while I play this on loop for the rest of time.

Nosscheech

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous

Hehe Her laugh is making me smile

Travis Teague

The goblin laugh was the best part 🀣🀣

Nery

Had to listen to this immediately and it lived up to, and surpassed all my expectations. Cant wait for more down the line.

Elijah King

This was actually so blessed Tea lol

Anonymous

This is literally one big mood and I love it

Mike Taylor

"Hello. I'm Shelly Duvall." How many of the youngins on here even know that reference?

Anonymous

I don't have tourettes. I have TEArettes

Anonymous

The inner machinations of Tea's mind are an enigma

Morgann Cedro

Don't mind me while I just giggle like the little giggly bitch that I am

Anonymous

Omg lol. This is awesome i may be a $10 patron but this might make me upgrade to listen to these

sa r dran 24

*I have no idea what I’m fucking doing* Yo same lol

Brooms17

My main takeaway from this: we need a 'motorcycle noises' audio. xP

Kurohime

The funny part is, I've been watching Tea for so long, I know what audios alot of these belong to...and that just makes these so much more hilarious

Blindluck92

Tea, back during quarantine: "I am slowly becoming the Grinch." Tea now: Grinch status achieved, complete with Grinch crygasms.

CurrentlyEatingPies

That casual use of the word "cunt" is great. So many people feel so shy about saying it.

Sparko

This was hilarious, definitely upgrading for these

Akito Kiba

I went to the dentist this morning for a root canal treatment. It damn hurt like motherf... However, this audio made the pain go away and had a good laugh. So thank you Tea for this gem. PS. I appreciate your hard work and the time you put into these audios after hearing this blooper, so thank you so so so much for your work πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Kirby Universe ASMR

Omg this to good it’s making me laugh lol πŸ˜‚

Anonymous

And we'll still support her

Anonymous

This kept me laughing for a long while

Anonymous

β€œFuck a duck” omg, she’s just like my grandma

Anonymous

im so weak at this. Its so cute and funny (and kinda horny) but overall i love that you saved the bloopers because this is SO worth it. Luv it <3

Anonymous

Came for Tea’s bloopers, stayed for SHELLEY DUVALL

Anonymous

Lmao πŸ˜‚ u need more of these

VeRG1L_47

I don't want to know what was that noise after: "Ready to make some porn". Audio is still #Blessed

Anonymous

Omg, I love this. It gave me a much needed laugh. This is definitely worth moving up to the Super Cups tier. I also love how it gives us a small glimpse of the frustrations Ms. Tea experiences during her production process. This makes me appreciate Ms. Tea's audios even more.

IceBear

This is a doozy! And I am here for it! Haha Brilliant, Tea! Utter Brilliance! Peppered with just the right amount of F-bombs.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Samwise Thebravee

we need more bloopers ヽ(^o^)γƒŽ

Avavago

I MIGHT HAVFTA GO SUPER CUPS

Jeremy Knight

That was funny. Since you're from the UK I thought your accent would slip out. I wonder if anyone has ever walked in on your recording sessions.

Anonymous

I might have to upgrade because this is too good πŸ˜‚ brought a big grin to my face after working. It gave me a good needed laugh today

The Professor

I upgraded to supercups just to hear more of this it's fucking great!

Alex

That was brilliant. It was fun to get a glimpse beyond the final versions and a little bit of manic laughter/cursing can make everyone feel better

Anonymous

Omg I'm dying! This is amazing!

Anonymous

We’re all crazy here. 3 2 stupid.... worth it.

Darkai

Don't know what the fuck your doing. The amount of times I have had to tell other people that.

Trygveblacktiger

I mean this only proves you belong in this side of the interwebs,,,, where we weird shit live.... wellcome we used to give out wellcome baskets but someone ate them all

Warden D.

Cursed? Na. Absolutely blursed.

Anonymous

Absolutely loving this! I smiled and laughed all the way through this, and adore your laugh πŸ€—

Anonymous

This is so nice, for a change. A very slight behind the scenes. The furthest we have come to her RL 🧑

Anonymous

Alternative title: Tea loses her mind for about five minutes.

Peter Lervik

This is Tea has tourettes super bad volume 1

Anonymous

Ok, this has been giving me a good laugh.

Anonymous

Damn, you're are still so cute. You made my day. :)

Anonymous

Can you do one we’re our girlfriend is a werewolf?

Mattie

Tea loses it for 5 minutes in the booth

JzTuner2035

What did I just hear ...I don't know to laugh to run or ....my brain error πŸ™ƒ

Camilo Iribarren

A little fun never hurt anyone lol

D M L S

This just made my bad day a lot better! Keep up the good work! πŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’œ

Anonymous

Oh God please more, that's the first thing that made me genuinely lough this week

Anonymous

That doesnt sound like a mororcycle to me. That sounds like yoda.

Anonymous

what was that background music?

Anonymous

YES I AM THE 69th COMMENT

Havoc Vangard

Lmao. & I'm the 70th. Lol Oh that's just adorable of you precious Tea. Maybe some mortal kombat theme to go with the insanity. You little Beach Peach! Rofl. It's contagious. You've infected your teacups. Take responsibility! Lol Oh you know you have our love. But perhaps some sweet moments might help. If anything sweet lullaby in the heavens. Lol.

Cloyd Vanderhaag

the voice the for "you fucker" part so adorable dont know why XD

Shadowy Fox

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I may have gotten the biggest laugh I needed.

Deadpool69

I absolutely love the gremlin voice

Anonymous

You must be such a cool person irl as well. Just living the best little goblin life :D (and I mean that in the best way!!)

Saint

I actually laughed out loud at this. An "interesting" peek behind the curtain of your creative process. You must be an absolute riot with your irl friends.

OyBoy413

Absolutely beautiful Tea.

Anonymous

This is just fucking hilarious lmaoooooooo

Anonymous

This was great, Tea πŸ˜‚ Thanks for sharing

Alpharius

This us the shit that keeps me sane. Great way to start the day and the commute to work. Got a wonderful laugh out of this. Keep up the good work and goofiness Tea!

Jonathan Stark

This was worth the cost of Patreon this month.

Anonymous

Love me a singular cursed dork of a woman who is surprisingly good at making engine sounds with her vocal cords

Zack

Magnificent

Noah Davis

I love how you’re playing proleter in the background with this, truly you are the best πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

Jakub Juchniewicz

You see, that is where the trouble began. that laugh, that damn laugh :D

Jon LeMay

Lol why do I love this so much?πŸ˜…

Avavago

Tea + Laughter = ✨Seratonin✨

Anonymous

This is more enjoyable than i thought

Jared Chinchello

Just hearing this is making my face hurt from smiling so much. This made my day so much better, thanks.

Shawn L

I literally laughed out loud.

David Murphy

These bloopers were amazing! LOL

Connor Empey

This video just cemented my patreon subscription to you.

Anonymous

I am strangely satisfied by assortment of random noises that you made throughout this.

Logan

Bloopers sound so right I have hours. Literal. Hours.

phoenix

This legit made my year

Anonymous

like a gremlin in the back of my head

Anonymous

I like to imagine this is all back to back, during one recording

Paul Gooch

lolol, "That did not go down well", should have added to one of your erotic audios!!

KΓΌhlJΓ€ger

No matter the style of asmr/rp , the bloopers are always funny. Thanks for posting them

PerkPerkins03

Check out Fuck Shit Stack by Reggie watts. Because that's what this is xD died laughing