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"Why am I talking to you first? When I could be talking to the most beautiful man in all the kingdoms."

Let her introduce herself.

Here comes trouble. 

"How you doing, sweetheart?"

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

Comments

JP800

i guess the evil queen muts have a thing for muscular tomboys

June

Thank you

Kurohime

Ah yes. Warrior Wahmen to the rescue. I accept.

Anonymous

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘yaaas, queen.’

Lavendhim

The Boudicca vibes are strong in this one

Mr. Mayhem

Oh hell yeah. Love the fantasy stuff.

Akito Kiba

All hail the Queen!

Anthony Giggie

I couldn’t help but think of “Have fun storming the castle!” from The Princess Bride

JamaicanMeCrazy

I have my evening wind down time Audio ☺️

AdamUpAe86 !

It's not like I needed to be saved or anything but... Ty 😶

Viltaryn

Thank you m’lady 💙🌹💛

C. T. Meraki

Haven’t even started listening yet and I’m already in love with this premise

Anonymous

hohoho thats what im talking about! no regrets about becoming a patron

The Baka King

Me: "Now that, THAT'S over I'm gonna go find some food and a new sword."

Anonymous

The ending had me smiling. Definitely enjoyed this one, glad it won the vote.

Anonymous

'Storming a castle for me' huh. And here I am trying to make myself some midnight snaccs 🍿

Anonymous

Idk why, but when I read hear comes trouble it made me think of this: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Amazing audio tea, I love it. I hope ya make more of these, maybe a series. Though I was sad the big tiddie waifu option didn't win, hopefully it will eventually be made or maybe ya could try my combo idea I suggested in the voting comment section. All the best tea. I hope your day is going well. Thanks again for this fantastic audio. I needed it today.

Warden D.

I imagine Tea just swinging around a giant great sword with a big grin on her face just before the audio starts.

Splat Koopa

Thank you darling for saving me from her. I don't know what I'd do without a strong, beautiful wife that's highly skilled on the battlefield. People will sing songs of our rule. The rule of King Koopa (I swear, I'm not Bowser) and Queen Tea!

Meadiocracy

I must say I am extremely aroused. I don't want kids but with a woman like that, I'd strongly reconsider my stance on the matter.

Mike Taylor

I'm at work right now. I shall indulge later.

Camilo Iribarren

Who doesn’t like a woman who can defend herself? Because I certainly do!

Jeremy Knight

...For some reason I imagine being kidnapped by a female Bowser from Mario and my wife is a sassy warrior Queen.

Charles Johnston

I feel like this is the kind of girl I would have XD

IceBear

The sass. I love it! 😂

Reasonably Satanic

Hell yeah, really missed these fantasy-setting roleplays of yours, Tea ^^

Jmann1892

"Not physical balls" Big Disappoint Tea. Otherwise Great audio

Mike Taylor

*sits back and watches the banter*

Anonymous

Omg I love this so much I could hear the pride and how full of her self she was and I loved every second

MUZaKM4K3R

The great thing about getting your channel deleted on YouTube is now you can move into the not-so-family friendly territory and not have to worry about the creative limits of comrade Google

Kit Riley

I love this! 😄 First I find it funny how we're just kind of chilling on the side while our Wonder Woman of a wife sasses our captor, and I loved the twist at the end. As someone whose bisexual themself I always appreciate the representation, especially when it busts stereotypes. Thank you so much for this gem, Tea! 😊

Anonymous

Ok that's good ! Thank you. The fact that it's close to one scenario I suggested is a nice bonus. :)

Anonymous

We need to know for immersion purposes: Do you have a big fuck off sword in this? Like a dumb, massive Final Fantasy sword

Anonymous

Some might use the nomenclature "Dummy Thick" to describe such a blade

Anonymous

Now this is a certified hood classic.

Anonymous

“This makes total sense. She wants to fuck ME...” Makes me think of the old Robot Chicken M. Night Shyamalan meme; “What a twist.”

VeRG1L_47

The moment i heard it, i thought: "ah... Jmann would be displeased".

VeRG1L_47

Okay... I'm all for continuation of this story...

Anonymous

More of this, please ❤️

Shadowy Fox

I had to laugh every time there was a mention of lady balls. It's an appropriate descriptor for the majority of my favorite women in my life. Also "sex on scholarly legs" is probably the best descriptor ever.

Anonymous

I don’t know why but I picture the husband king dangling upside down from a chain during the whole thing.

Bushido Blade

Gotta love a lady like this one.

Blindluck92

Congratulations Tea. This was the audio that made me break down and become your patron. I want to be upset, but honestly? It was inevitable. I just stopped fighting. I would've loved to have thrown my support in during that YouTube fiasco, but real life happened, so I'm here now.

Anonymous

I'm imagining myself just hanging in the background slowly spinning around like Thor in Ragnarok.

Eleum Soporo

I was imagining being in the corner in a basic wooden chair with tons of rope through the whole thing, just quiping in randomly. Lol

Ghostship1776

This one is one of my favorites