Home Artists Posts Import Register

Downloads

Content

"Why I gotta have an ass like a pizza box?"

A question for the philosophers. 

"No! The self-loathing has set in! I'm a piece of trash!"

...

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

...

Leave a meme-y (or kind) comment to be featured in the next post. 

(And yes, I absolutely stole this idea from Comment Awards. Because this bitch is basic and proud. Also, I thought it'd be a nice way for you guys to feel appreciated).

See you next time. 

Comments

June

Thank you

Anonymous

Flat girls need love too

Anonymous

Big tits small tits. Tits are tits and everyone loves them.

Anonymous

An ass like a pizza box? Good thing I'm addicted to the za - lemme get a slice!

Joshua R

Remember everyone, pizza gets the cheese too

Kurohime

My life-long friend, who is a girl, (a guy that has a friend that's a girl, crazy right) says to tell you she low-key feels attacked. I'm not allowed to say why. We both say lol and good job. Defend the smol ones✊

lazerwaffle

'Member guys, pizza is the food equivalent of unlimited potential, sooooo limitless, people started putting pineapple on it. So when you compare yourself to a pizza, whatever your topping, you are bound to have someone that's gonna love the shit ou of you.

Anonymous

Flat is plain. P-erfectly L-fine A-nd I-kinda N-sexy

Flurio

Thank you Tea <3

Ian Parrish

I've never seen a single person whose eyes didnt light up at the sight of a pizza box, so...

Jmann1892

Flat is Justice Oppai is Truth Medium is Premium A flat chest may not fill your hand But it will fill your heart The Flatter a Girl's Chest the Closer You Are to Her Heart!

CurrentlyEatingPies

It's not the curves on the outside that matter. It's the curves inside that's what counts.

David Murphy

It's always what's on the inside that counts.

Alex

Thanks as always Tea. I love that your content covers all shapes and sizes. Veritable proof that there really is something for everyone.

Levi

stuck to the toilet bowl, what do you do when your stranded and you don't have a roll. to prove you are a man you must wipe it with your hand.

Anonymous

Maybe you don't exactly have the ASSets, but I bet you have that WAP 😘

Avavago

What a great audio #WAP Wholesome Ass Pancake

Neostar Productions

Even a flat peach can still be delicious~ 😋

Jam Elephant

You may have PANs but its still CAKE!!!

20 16

Feel like that would go against the appeal of a peach though lmao 🤣

Anonymous

Finally some rep for them smol girls.

Nosscheech

You still a Beautiful, Sexy Goddess that can make any man or woman easily fall in love with you.

Nosscheech

A little in n

Anonymous

Bröther do not concern yourself with comforting words and soothing voices. There are beasts to slay

Camilo Iribarren

Flat girls need love too. So this is a good reminder that all bodies are to be cherished

Charles Johnston

For me, I don't care if you're Flat or Full. It's the Who you are and not what you have/don't have.

CYA_B

When she said -“boobs is boobs” - That shit hit me.

johnquick

Pancake is still cake

AudioFreak

I love self-deprecating humor, probably because I use it all the time, too. 🤣 #boobsisboobs

BC_Animus

The whole time I just kept thinking, "let me go grab some maple syrup..."

Illicit_Action

"Why I have no butt doe?!" I fucking cackled