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"No, no. You listen to me! Baby, your penis is fantastic!"

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Restoring your confidence and tearing down bullshit:

"You’re welcome, Mr Big Dick."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

P.S. Have a great weekend and  remember: no one worth their salt gives a shit about how big your pee pee is.

P.S.P.S. The weather here is still bad and I have a cold. I apologise.

Comments

Richard Hardslab

That's a good question. Where IS the bubble bath and titty sucking?

June

Informative as always Tea 👍

Wasp

My weekend is the start to my holidays! YAY!

Matt

Yay big pp enrgy

Anonymous

Well damn. This has actually been quite eye-opening; wasn't so sure about being a patron, but, think this settled my doubts. Thanks.

jacobtheloner

this audio is indeed emitting big dick energy (pun entirely intended)

TeacupAudio

Happy to provide a little female perspective every now and then ❤️❤️❤️

TeacupAudio

This is excellent! Thank you so much. I hope you continue enjoying the content 💛💛💛

Anonymous

Thanks tea lol. Don't push yourself too hard. If you're sick make sure to take care of yourself. Your fans aren't going anywhere. :)

Jeremy Knight

Now that I think about it I haven't heard a whole lot of women care about dick size, it's mostly been a man thing. it hasn't mattered to me that much since I'm submissive.

Connor Kidd

Well, this was... interesting. Amusing certainly. I guess being Asexual as I am just means you dont worry about this sort of thing. (Nice to see someone agreeing with my sentiment that genitals of all kinds are weird.) Speaking of Asexuals, do you think theres any kind of audio youd ever do wherein a lady reassures someone that Asexuality is normal? Not a lot of that kinda thing around, but I know it wouldn't be to everyone's taste so I'm not expecting much.

Joshua R

"Not even a sympathy one when youre sad." Now THAT made me cry, dammit.

Lisa Palmer

This one was both funny and sweet, which is the best combo. Unexpected perk of lesbianism: I will never have to reassure a guy about the size of his genitals. On the other hand, I may one day have to reassure a woman about her boobs and/or butt. I'll still take that trade 😉

Havoc Vangard

Oh the crazy, silly, & most caring I've heard & I dare say give me that & more.

Anonymous

Wait if porn is fast food then does that mean mc Donald's brazzers

Samwise Thebravee

<3 <3 <3 is all i have to say. Tea making the sad bois much less sad again. Thank you Tea. It’s more important than you realise to hear these things. Even from a stranger on the internet. It feels weird making compliments on an erotic audio lol. But it means a lot to me and i don’t know any other way to say this.

Anonymous

And just like that, my penis has grown to enormous size.

Anonymous

"You do the math...I hear men are good at that" only thought I had was "math or sex?..cause one of them ain't true" 😂

Camilo Iribarren

Aww this is adorable and I’m glad she’s giving us praises for what we were born with

After Hours

Me personally I actually stopped watching porn because I was really addicted so I really haven't watched anything like that In a long time plus i more of a happy person now that I don't watch it.

Anonymous

I'm over here dying listening to her reading off titles 😂

rubynall

Are women like this real? Don't give me false hope!