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"Get ready for the most intense romantic audio experience you could ever ask for. It’s gonna be tight!"

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Away from home:

No phone, no FaceTime, no way to send her beautiful voicemail... 

Oh but there is...

"P.S.P.S. Let me know if you want me to hit you up with some nudes. I’ll try and see if the connection is strong enough for these bad girls." 

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So, I'm still in London for work. I was meant to be back yesterday, but I'm not. I'm really sorry about that, guys. Shy Librarian will absolutely be coming out Wednesday now. I don't have any recording equipment here, but I just wanted to make something for anyone who might need it. If the Reddit man voice doesn't do it for you - no problem, have a nice day and see you later. If it makes you giggle - please enjoy.

Love,

Tea x

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

Comments

Onionbro

Now this is the quality content I subbed for

jacobtheloner

who would've thought the reddit man would touch me in the feels and care about me so much

Anonymous

This one very spicy meme content i can get behind👌👌

The Professor

That was absolutely hilarious and cute.

Anonymous

Best girlfriend ever

Fallen Phoenix

not going to lie this made my day better. hearing the text speech voice made me laugh hard.

Anonymous

Started hilarious but was actually really good.

Anonymous

The type of girlfriend that goes the extra step to show her love ❤️. And I’m always ready to receive them nudies bitties :D also love the ride or die part a lot🤙🏽

Anonymous

Now this is the content I'm here for.

Foxy

There is another whole layer of pure comedy that comes from this screen reader voice trying to melt my heart.

Alejandro Villatoro

I don't know how you do it but with every audio, you really paint the character well that i don't think of any other character but the one at the moment, i don't pick any other character but only the one in the audio I'm listening to, really awesome job Tea

Scott Evans

Very sexy voice for sure

Anonymous

You had me dying laughing with this

Jesse

The fence bit... I can’t even! 🤣🤣🤣

Alejandro Villatoro

Ima be real, if i ever find someone this attentive over me, you bet your behind that I'll do anything to keep her in my life

Anonymous

Was thrown off for a good minute but was laughing the rest. But beyond that very caring. Thank you

Anonymous

I too have also desired to be lovingly serenaded by the reassuring & robotic tones of the late Sir Stephen Hawking.

Daniel Mercado

YOU READ ME LIKE A GODDAMN BOOK WITH THAT DOMINOS BIT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭 On a more serious note, the actual things being said by that... thing... were genuinely sweet and loving that I couldn't help but feel warmth in my heart. Omg... how do you do it Tea? Making me laugh and feel fluffy butterflies all at once. Thank you for this. ❤

Anonymous

If I hadn't known about memeshake I wouldn't be laughing so much for this😂

AudioFreak

7 months late, but this is one of my favs. I hope you read this one day. I love the stream of consciousness style. What comes out of your mouth is just delicious. How did you get to be so smart and tasteful? You are so young, yet have such an old soul. I am rooting for you on a business level and a personal level. You are one of the good ones. Unless it's all an act, in which case you are even better! But I don't think so. ❤

Sam

This is the best love letter I have heard.