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As you all know, I'm just a middle-aged man trying to do his best for his kids.

Now, I'm about to pop-open a tub of Ben&Jerry's and try to forget about dealing with such audacity!

Daddy out!

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Anonymous

Heyyyyy MustacheBros. Highfive

Anonymous

Lol yes you are daddy lol

Anonymous

Is it bad that i'd love to see a daddy tea asmr now for comedic sake?

Anonymous

Daddy Tea hmm sounds like a rapper name

kyle

I KNEW IT!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

TeacupAudio

Is it bad that I donโ€™t even know how Iโ€™d do that, but good lord do I wanna do it!?๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป

TeacupAudio

I had two thoughts: one script could be about a mom trying to get her kids to listen to her so she imitates their dad (because obviously Daddy means no funny business). And then one script about Tea getting annoyed with her boyfriend for constantly teasing about how sheโ€™s a push over. So in order to enact revenge she insists that he calls her โ€˜Daddyโ€™ and starts bossing him around. โ€˜You think youโ€™re the only one who can be Daddy, huh? I donโ€™t think so, little boy.โ€™ ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

Anonymous

โ€˜Now be about your businessโ€™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Anonymous

I like the latter idea i think it'd be pretty funny but still stay thematically tea

Anonymous

Lol thats what i needed to see today

Klaus

Well done Daddy! You were verbally Teabagging Kapokee real good.

Lobonoa Zoro

Tea i never new i would want a response like "be about your business" thank you ill be using this from now on lol.

Anonymous

"You act like a child..." "Good day, Sir." "Wh---?" "I SAID GOOD DAY!!!"

RainValken

*Wakes up, reads* Good on you, Tea. Keep rocking that moustache. *Thumbs up*

Anonymous

I think we've always kinda known....

Anonymous

Well, now that Frisky Friday will never be the same... Dad Joke December...?

Anonymous

You should've done that copypasta of the military veteran who has a billion kills or something.