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'You're like a unicorn.'

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Well, in all your days of getting paid for sex, out of all the crazies and the cuckoo's this lady definitely takes the cake.

But, in a strange way, that's kind of nice.

Maybe even what you need. 

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Because I've always wanted to flip the switch. I present my take on the pretty woman story, or in this case, pretty man.


Please enjoy and let me know your thoughts.


Best wishes,

Teacup

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Patrick Salazar

Reading the headings made me lol hard to the point where someone asked if I'm ok

Anonymous

When you said drunk teacup and a unicorn, I thought it was going to be something out of the Witcher

Anonymous

Very funny. Funny but sad, sad because it's relatable. :(

Anonymous

I wasn't sure what to expect when I read drunk teacup and a unicorn. Ended up being quite the surprise. Really looking forward to the next part in this series!

Anonymous

I totally feel his pain -- girls are always getting pissed off at me for being too hot

Anonymous

I think you might be a psychology major and you're getting better at playing a drunk.

Anonymous

"I"ve stared at your buuuuuutt, it's a nice buuuuuuuutt"

Anonymous

I look forward to the rest of the series!

AudioFreak

Tea, Have I told you how much I love these types of audios? Of course I have. But I have to tell you again that they are so gosh darn cute and creative! 😊