Original Character Showcase - Sir Loin & Tenderloin (Patreon)

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Two heroes from the world of Attack-Girl. They're a classic golden age type duo, no real super powers to speak of just peak physical strength and agility. Sir Loin is an old-fashioned American pie hero (age 50) aided by his trusty nimble and nubile sidekick Tenderloin (age 21). Sir Loin originally started as a sidekick to a previous Sir Loin hero long ago, eventually he overtook the mantle and got his first sidekick, a young man who went by the moniquer Short Loin. The two fought many battles together but tragically Short Loin lost his life and left Sir Loin to retire in grief. But years later he re-entered the vigilante ring this time aided by a young woman who took the title Tenderloin.

However to work her way around Sir Loin's old fashioned misogyny she pretended to be a boy to join his side, or otherwise risk rejection from participating in "man's work". But having grown up a gigantic Sir Loin & Short Loin fan she puts up with the charade in order to be apart of the team. Unfortunately though this has led to the very traditional and conservative Sir Loin to have a crisis of identity, finding himself on several occasions becoming aroused by the sight and movements of his ward despite being the most manly heterosexual to ever punch criminals.

This leads to some very awkward and confusing interactions between the two, with Sir Loin doing his best to convince himself that he's not gay for his teen "boy" sidekick. Eventually the truth has to come out but until then Sir Loin will have to struggle with his inner turmoil over his feelings and his "values".