Commissions on the cheap (Patreon)

Got some commissions I'm interested in selling, so I'll describe the premises and if you're into them, it's five dollars off--you can go to Ko-fi to make the purchase.

1. Brides of Batman

In an Elseworlds that is not at all like Red Rain, a vampiric Batman fights crime in Gotham City. While arresting Harley Quinn, she makes an overture to him that the nosferatu can't resist and he realizes there's a better way to handle a villainess like her than either locking her up or killing her: drinking her blood and making her his brde.

2. Elizabeth Hurley

RPF, but... the MILF sexpot is depressed to realize that her latest role is not that of a love interest, but of a mother. It affects her performance, until her literally-young-enough-to-be-her-son co-star makes her feel like a co-ed he's picked up at the club.