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Karen had no idea what was going on. The alert had been canceled and the hunt for Jason was off, but she had no idea if that meant he’d resolved the situation—the man had the luck of a cat—or if he’d simply been captured. And she needed to know. Just needed to.

Luckily, she could shrink. The size of a wasp… that might’ve been a more intimidating name for her than Bumblebee… she flew through the air vents until she came to Talia’s private chambers. She’d find out the truth in there.

And boy, did she. There on the bed was Jason flat on his back, not even sweat covering him. He was just too cool for that. Talia and her crazy sister Nyssa were on either side of him, just as naked, but with some covering in the form of the drying fluids on their thighs. And their possessive hands did a little to cover Jason, come to think of it. Though Karen doubted their hands could cover his cock, even working together. He might not’ve been the Batman, but the man was a baseball bat…

And now he had Talia. And Nyssa, apparently. Two of the hottest women ever. Women that regularly seduced the Batman. Or at least came close to it. She’d even heard Nyssa was into chicks. Surely, with those two at his beck and call, he wouldn’t tease her anymore. Wouldn’t flirt with her anymore. Wouldn’t even look at her anymore…

Karen stared at the meat that lay between his legs, knowing how delicious it was, how hard it could be. His head of black-white hair was resting on a pillowing arm, his eyes shut serenely. He didn’t even know she was there…

Quietly, Karen crawled onto the foot of the bed, between his hairy legs. He remained asleep. But not for long.

Softly, she took his cock in her hand and lifted it. He didn’t wake; her touch was too light. Then, without wasting another moment, she took it in her mouth and sucked away to her heart’s content.

Jason stirred. “W-what…” His eyes blinked open. “Karen… that you…?”

She took his prick out of her mouth and said, “Expecting one of your other whores, you bastard?”

Jason put his head back and smiled in bliss. “Nah. That felt like you. You have the best tongue in this whole school.”

Karen felt her cheeks warm as she licked his cock once more, tenderly, lovingly. Why the hell did him saying that have to make her feel so good?

He made her so angry. He made her so hot. She wanted to fuck him so bad. But not yet. That would wake Talia, Nyssa, and she wanted him all to herself for as long as possible. She wanted all he had.

Jason sat up a bit, still grinning. “Can’t seem to get enough, can you?” he asked, not bothering to lower his voice, even in deference to the sleeping al Ghul sisters.

Karen spat his cock right out. “You think you’re the only stud that can get me off?” she sneered.

“Maybe not. But I’m the best at it.”

“And what makes you think that?” Belatedly, Karen realized she was still whispering. Trying not to wake Nyssa or Talia.

He laughed, booming through the darkened room, and Karen was shocked that the other women were still asleep. “Because I can fuck you any time I want.”

“Like hell.”

“Shit, I can fuck you right now, and I wasn’t even thinking of you.”

Karen fumed. She was getting so wet that her panties were slipping beneath her costume, but if he knew that, he’d only tease her more. The fucking bastard. Always right—knowing she loved his cock and couldn’t keep away from it.

Almost entirely to shut him up, she went down on him again.

But she was too late. The damage was done. Talia was awake.

She came awake to see Jason come, his body shuddering with the force of his violent orgasm, his entire body lurching and shuddering in climax. His seed jerked into Karen’s mouth with considerable force, hitting the back of her throat and splashing down her gullet. She had been unprepared for the liquid assault, and she trilled into surprise before swallowing, grinning happily around his cock as she gulped down all the sperm that poured into her mouth.

Talia was green with envy, her eyes fiery, her fist pounding on the mattress in frustration. “What the hell is she doing here?” she demanded.

“Swallowing,” Jason answered for Karen, as she was too busy eating his cum to reply. She milked his cock from the base, getting every last drop of his sticky semen to ooze into the hungry sucking of her mouth. He tasted so damn delicious to her…

“That should be mine!” Talia insisted. “You’re my beloved…”

“Ours,” Nyssa corrected, her eyes still closed, half-awake as she listened to Karen gurgling cum.

(Karen was getting quite fond of Jason’s musky, frothy seed. It was warm and thick and good, sliding down her throat, and felt even better when it sat like a nutritious helping of oatmeal at the bottom of her stomach. She was very pleased with herself, not caring that she’d made Talia jealous, or Nyssa aroused. They could just wait their fucking turn.)

“Mine,” Talia pouted as she watched Karen swallow. It took several gulps; her cheeks were crammed full as a chipmunk’s.

Jason smiled to himself and planted his hands behind his head. The sight of all three naked women, all eager to service him, was having a volcanic effect on his ego. The only problem he could see for himself was figuring out who got to fuck him. Even with morning wood, he could only get two, maybe three erections. Then again, he did find Nyssa and Talia’s ‘sisterly devotion’ pretty hot. So, four?

Curtly forcing herself away from the sight of Karen licking her lips, Talia thrust her heavy breasts up close to Jason’s chest. “You know, I was going to suck you off as soon as I got up.”

“It’s like they say, then. Early bird gets the worm.”

Talia frowned. “I wasn’t going to suck you off all the way. I was going to leave you hard, so you could fuck Nyssa. You know…” Talia eyed Karen balefully. “Sharing?”

“Why don’t I share this?” Jason redirected Talia’s vision to his already recovering cock.

“Beloved!” Talia choked in awe.

“The thing is, this is an awfully small bed…”

***

Jason carefully put his burgeoning cock into Karen’s black, curly-haired cunt, juicy and slightly gaping just from the lust she’d felt. It was his now, as his stiff prick slid forcefully inside, fully separating the slippery lips and making the clitoris so erect that it thrummed. Not just her plaything, but his now, to do with as he pleased—to eat or finger or fuck. And he wasn’t going to let it go to waste.

Although it seemed inevitable that he wouldn’t be able to cover all the possibilities. As he thrust himself full length into the tight little snatch, he couldn’t pull his eyes away from the other pussy there above him, touching his belly as he drove home into Karen. It glistened wetly with droplets of lust, the dark brown hair fleecy and soft. His balls came to rest in the crack of Karen’s velvety ass, while his belly ground into the ready, waiting labia of Talia al Ghul.

So he took only three long, reaching strokes into Karen’s clenching pussy before he pulled out and set his cockhead against Talia’s beckoning sex. In he pushed, sliding easily now with Karen’s wetness lubricating him. And now his balls hung down against Karen’s cunt as he rammed inside Talia to the hilt.

He fucked slowly, though every iota of tightness in the hot little nest around his cock cried out for him to slam in deep and fast, as did Talia’s wanting moans. Watching Talia lying down atop Karen, reclining in her lap while the black girl embraced Talia from behind, stirred his lust to the point of near frenzy. It was all he could do to control himself. Then he felt Nyssa’s breasts press into his back, her arms around his waist, her lips at his ear…

“Isn’t it Karen’s turn?” Nyssa smirked.

Jason had to pause to catch his breath, let the crazy sensations settle down within his loins. Even easing himself out of Talia’s clinging sex had to be a slow, subtle act.

“You bitch,” Talia spat, reaching down to stroke herself. Even four fingers were no replacement for him. “Please hurry back.”

It didn’t seem to be up to him, as Nyssa reached down to guide him into Karen’s blackly glistening pussy. Still, he had no room to complain, shoving himself inside, burying his cock between those wet lips all the way to his balls. Three strokes, four, with Karen squirming like mad, tightening her hold on Talia’s body above, and Talia seeming to moan even louder than she had when he’d been inside her, so much was she enjoying her own self-pleasure. Then he had to pull out, barely outrunning his own imminent orgasm.

Nyssa brought him up to Talia again, giving his manhood a teasing stroke that brought him right to the cusp. He held himself still a moment, even though Talia had stopped masturbating, now simply holding her gaping cunt open to receive him. There was no way he could keep himself from coming again. He’d give it to Talia, he decided. She deserved it, since Karen had already received her own heavy load. He jerked forward, and Talia’s womanhood gulped him down as if it’d been starving.

Below, Karen was hunching, humping against Talia’s body, and above, Talia surged herself hard against Jason’s sliding prick. God, it was good—the best he’d ever had. That grasping, slippery little cunt was gobbling his cock like a champion fellatrix. Jason knew he’d never get it out for another turn at Karen. So he stepped up his strokes, pouring his thrusts solidly, grindingly into Talia’s heaving body.

He looked down, hearing her moaning become muffled, and saw that her mouth was opened to the other woman’s, their pink tongues striking together as they kissed. The sight turned him on even more, something he hadn’t known was possible, and he felt his cockhead swelling. Nyssa’s hand found his balls, her fingers wrapping around the thick base of his cock as he pumped it into her sister.

“You gorgeous little bitches!” he gasped. “Horny fucking whores! I’m coming, Talia! I’m going to give you all my cum! All of it, in your tight little cunt! Ahhh!”

His come shot out furiously from the flexing head of his driving prick, packing Talia’s pussy with the boiling lava of his eruption. She shuddered with him, her cunt clamping down on his shaft, belly bucking against his strong body as she came for him as if browbeaten by his voluminous ejaculation.

Her hands came up and pressed lovingly against his chest, but her face remained turned to Karen’s, and the two writhed sensuously together as their kiss continued, made even more passionate by the cum that filled Talia’s body and fell from her sex. Jason exhaled, finally, as the spurts of his seed diminished and his embedded prick softened slightly. Nyssa was pulling at him, so with regret, Jason backed gently out from the hot cup he had made of Talia’s cunt, filled with his own satisfaction.

Talia moaned, but into Karen’s mouth, and the two slowly turned like the hands of a clock until they were lying side by side, wrapped tightly in each other’s arms and legs. Jason shrugged off Nyssa’s hold on him and sat down at the foot of the bed, just a tad weak in the knees.

“So,” Nyssa said, impressively ignoring Karen and Talia as they started rutting together. “My turn now, right?”

“Uhh… you know, people really underestimate the value of a good night’s sleep…”

“You were the one that woke me up.”

“I mean, stay up late one night, that’s it, your sleep cycle’s taken the hit.”

“I just spent fifteen minutes helping you fuck my sister.”

“And Karen. She’s black, that makes you an ally or something, right?”

“I want your cock,” Nyssa said plainly. “C’mon, you haven’t even put it in my ass yet!”

“Hold that thought,” Jason replied, pulling Talia’s leg underneath him to serve as a pillow. “Tomorrow—“

“Tomorrow? Tomorrow?”

“Listen, I’ve been under a lot of stress lately—“

“I haven’t!” Duela Dent said, sticking her head into the room. She followed it in, revealing herself to be wearing nothing more than a strap-on dildo. The head was painted with a red-lipped grin, disembodied.

Nyssa shot Jason a piqued look, angry with him having her help out so much with his threesome—teabagging him, applying lube, and tossing his salad—then not even letting her enjoy the fruits of her labor. She bounced onto the foot of the bed and gestured Duela closer.

“You like blowjobs?” she asked in a loud voice.

Duela tapped the dildo, making it bob up and down. “My friend here sure does!”

She stood before the bed and gathered Nyssa’s hair in her hands, pulling her to the strap-on and feeling a shock of pleasure as Nyssa’s warm mouth made contact with the dildo. Nyssa sucked it, if anything, even more expertly than Karen had sucked Jason. Her head bobbed up and down with obvious enthusiasm.

Jason watched this with growing discomfort. Just because Karen and Talia had chosen now for their collegiate lesbian fling, and Duela had a vague approximation of a penis for Nyssa to mouth, didn’t mean he liked them having a foursome without him. It should be a fivesome, at least. He watched Nyssa mouthing Duela’s strap-on and faked it until he made it, beating his meat until it was half-hard. Then he brought it to Nyssa.

She shoved him aside, totally intent on sucking Duela harder and harder. Even more disgruntled, Jason climbed onto the bed and offered his cock to Duela. She, at least, knew how to show a little appreciation. He lazily pumped his cock in and out of her mouth a few times, even if she didn’t suck it, too intent on staring down at Nyssa as she slurped strap-on. And they weren’t quite at the right height for this. Jason had to bounce on his heels to keep violating Duela’s mouth, and that nearly unseated Talia and Karen from their make-out session. They slapped at him without thought.

Huffing, Jason jumped down from the bed. He circled around Duela, seeing her softly rounded ass outlined by the dildo’s straps invitingly. With a grunt of need, Jason spread the cheeks of her ass, filling the air with the fragrant scent of her aroused cunt. He spat on her hand and rubbed the glistening saliva into her slit, though it hardly needed it, and then he gave her clit a few preliminary rubs.

Duela twitched and shuddered. “Please, Daddy, Daddy!” was all she could say.

Eying Talia as she ate Karen lustily, Jason fit the knob of his violently erect manhood into Duela’s wet cunt from behind. She clenched up for a split-second, then released. And Nyssa grunted suddenly, feeling Jason clasp her head in his hands, using it as a grip as he plunged deep into Duela at the very second she loosened up.

Both women squirmed frantically, moving one way and then the other, Nyssa trying to handle suddenly having Duela’s strap-on forced into her throat, Duela trying to handle being so thoroughly impaled. She was filled up to the hilt with Jason’s ramrod, its fullness driving her crazy with lust. She felt like she would go sane if he kept himself inside her any longer.

Jason held Nyssa, and consequently Duela, tight to his belly for about a minute, then he relaxed his grip and pulled out slowly. Nyssa drew in a deep breath as her mouth emptied of Duela’s dildo, only for Duela to add her hands to Jason’s grip and shove her strap-on right back down Nyssa’s throat, feeling Jason jam himself back into her.

Jason found a speed, then settled into it. Slowly and steadily, he rammed himself in and out of Duela’s pussy. Meanwhile, Nyssa’s hands bunched up into fists and she pounded at both her lovers. They ignored her, and she stayed pinned under their weight as Jason fucked into Duela like a horse, his eyes bulging out of their sockets.

Duela really liked the way it felt, being fucked from behind. Jason could hold onto her round, warm buttocks as he took her. She stifled a loud squeal as he went deeper, then she nestled her head back against his shoulder, looking up at the ceiling as his big cock moved in and out of her fragile body. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as she rotated her ass in small circles, rubbing her clit against the hard base of the strap-on she wore. With each smack of his loins against her buttocks, her own phallus was sent driving into Nyssa’s mouth, fake as it was. She looked down at Nyssa’s gagging and smiled at her. It was so good they got to share this.

While he was fucking Duela, Jason kept a close watch on what Talia and Karen were up to. Karen was now vigorously eating Talia out, Talia with her head thrown back, her mouth open, and the muttering and cursing she was releasing sounding anything but polite. He couldn’t believe they weren’t the slightest bit jealous of Duela. They weren’t even looking at her! Nyssa was, and she was turning red with jealousy. And also maybe oxygen deprivation. Oh well, he’d be done soon.

When Talia moaned, Jason knew she was about to consume Karen’s orgasm. She held just Karen’s clit in her mouth, like she was sucking on a nipple, ready to receive its offering. Watching, Jason pumped harder. Duela’s pussy was sopping wet. He felt her hot juices bubbling inside her, making a tight berth for his blood-gorged manhood. When her expression turned to one of rapture, Jason also allowed himself to lose control. He pulled out of Duela, stepping beside her, and jammed himself into Nyssa’s mouth alongside Duela’s strap-on..

Then he and Karen were coming at the same time, both into the mouth of an Al Ghul girl. The sound of low gurglings and moaning filled the warm, moist air. Then Jason flopped down on the bed, feeling more dead than alive. He had been utterly drained. He felt like even his bone marrow was gone.

Duela grinned at Jason. She looked at Karen, at Talia, even at Nyssa, who was lying at the foot of the bed, her mouth wide open and her eyes closed. Her lips were coated with cum. Her breathing was slow and gentle. She’d passed out as she was swallowing Jason’s seed.

Shrugging, Duela climbed over her, then Jason, to add her well-lubricated cock to the three-sided triangle she made with Talia and Karen, all soft and giving corners.

And Jason watched as the three hotly perfumed cunts were gone down on, finger-fucked, and filled with dildo.

As it turned out, he was right. He could manage four times.

And with Nyssa on the floor, there was plenty of room for Duela…

The girls moved together, feeling bodies and kissing, their bellies rubbing together in a slow, sensuous rhythm. Fascinated, Jason laid back and watched them. He saw them heat themselves up more, squirming together in one big sandwich, Karen and Talia tribbing against each other while Duela came in from behind, driving her dildo into Talia doggy style. They caressed and fondled, making Jason feel lighter, easier than he had in a while. With this in the bag, it was no great leap for him to be a lieutenant in the organization. From there, he would assume more power, and more, and more. Make himself indispensable. Take over the day-to-day operations of HIVE. Keep Talia and Nyssa around for fun.

Karen and Talia were really pumping away at each other now, using their pelvic bones wildly, fucking as well as two women could, with Duela helping out as best she could from her awkward angle. Sweating and wiggling, their legs moved with fluid grace, twining and sliding away.

Jason wondered if they could actually come, doing that. Back when he was Robin, he’d never dreamed of being able to see three young, nubile, highly sexed females doing something like this, writhing around on a bed, his bed. He would’ve loved to, sure, but it’d seem almost too ridiculous to even be a fantasy. Yet here it was, reality, all bars down, all hang-ups cast aside. He could do anything he wanted to the three of them, to Nyssa as well, and they would thank him for it.

They shivered and panted, banging their groins together, biting at each other’s throats. Jason saw Talia stiffen, saw her stretch her legs out like she was trying to touch something with the tips of her toes. The modeled cheeks of her ass clenched on the secret goodness of Duela’s strap-on, buried deep inside her excited sex.

Karen made two more thrusts, three, then cried out, “Oh yes, yes, I’m coming again—coming!”

“Me too!” Talia hissed through clenched teeth. “I’m coming all over myself! And it’s so—ooh—so good!”

They fell apart then, their finely shaped bodies shining with the sweat of their exertions, their bodies lying on islands of blackly wet spots in the ocean of the white bedspread. The sliding of heated skin upon heated skin had left them overheated, fervently panting, as if still coming. Karen’s dark nipples stood high and throbbing. Duela’s nipples were hard too, but deep blushing pink. Liquid gleamed in the furry cleft of Talia’s groin, as it did on all their scarlet lips, diamonds glistening in the dark room. Talia and Karen lay side by side, holding hands in a charming, exquisite picture of shared satisfaction for Jason to stare down upon.

Then he looked down the length of the bed to where Duela had fallen, noticing that she had one finger pressed under the dildo. She saw slowly, deliberately masturbating herself, shifting the strap-on as she did so, flinging little jewels of Talia’s pleasure off the dripping head.

“What are you doing?” Talia asked innocently. Immediately, she felt foolish. It would’ve been quite obvious to Nyssa what she was doing.

“Having my fun,” Duela replied matter-of-factly. “You had yours. Time for mine.”

Karen licked her lips. “You don’t have to get it that way, you know.”

“I know. But I like to. I know just… how… I like it…!” she gasped.

Talia bit her lip. It surprised her that this young women seemed to know how to pleasure herself far more than Talia, who had lived much longer, did. She wondered how much Nyssa knew…

Still with her finger jiggling within the wet folds of her sex, Duela slid down the bed so she was lying between Talia and Karen. “You know what I like?” she asked.

“What?”

“Suck my tits, both of you. Help me fuck myself. I’ll come so hard…”

Karen and Talia snuggled closer to Duela. Each one looped an arm over the girl’s body as they took a nipple in their mouths, Karen on Duela’s right and Talia on her left. They gently sucked nipples, caressed flesh, as Duela continued to stroke her sex, moving with increasing force until her body shuddered and she gasped in total release.

Her reaction was immense, but over in an instant. Her head flopped back, totally conked out.

Karen rested her head on Duela’s boob, equally exhausted and completely comfortable with falling asleep while she lay, while Talia lifted her mouth from Duela’s right breast and pulled away from the girl’s lithe body. She was surprised to see that Jason’s prick was hard again, that it had lifted quietly while he watched the girls’ threesome. They locked eyes, both wondering what would happen next. Jason thought he would really like to taste a cunt—Karen’s dark one or Duela’s bright one, it didn’t matter which. He’d have another bitch to suck him off. And even satiated by her release, Talia was too excited by the other two young, slender bodies to not be overpoweringly aroused.

She reached down to her cunt, pulling the lips open, showing Jason how loose and open she’d been made by the marathon of lovers she’d taken. Him, Nyssa, Karen, Duela—now herself. She slid a slender finger over her clit. Duela was right; sometimes it was just best to attend to your own needs.

“Hold that pose, lady,” Jason said, cradling his cock in his hand. As she pumped in and out, he pumped up and down.

***

Diana’s invisible jet had gotten her to the compound; her own stealth had taken her inside. Very few security measures could cope with her superspeed, not to mention her skill. Even in her brightly colored costume, she was a shadow inside the installation.

It was clear now that Jason had gone off the reservation. Whatever the Titans had hoped to prove by using him to infiltrate HIVE, they’d ended up only managing to put a supervillain in a position to gain even more resources and influence. As much as she had to appreciate his handling of the Manitou Dawn situation, however crude, he could not be allowed to remain in power.

Picking the lock to Talia’s room, she found Jason sitting up in bed. He was leaning back against the headboard, eyes closed, jacking off. His expression told her even before she was close enough to hear him breathing. Taking shelter behind a doorway, Diana scoped out the room. A Who’s Who of villains were there: Nyssa al Ghul, Talia al Ghul, Duela Dent. Victims of their own debauchery. As well as Karen Beecher, the Bumblebee. It seemed she’d fallen just as far as Red X, if from higher up.

Only Talia was still awake, touching herself in rhythm with Jason. He had his cock erect, his fist sliding up and down it swiftly. Diana’s eyes narrowed as she gazed at the boy, watching his fist pumping, seeing the swollen cockhead, the slit glistening with seeping precum. He was big, she gave him that. The urge to grasp his cock was strong, but she resisted.

Not so with Talia. She cupped her cunt as she watched him jacking off, feeling the fiery wetness through the fleecy down of her pubic hair. Both she and Diana could see Jason’s balls, and they looked full. Big and full, despite the obvious evidence of ejaculation that anyone in the room could see and smell.

Talia pressed her hand hard to her cunt, licking her lips hungrily as she watched him. Jason was gasping heavily, his hips jerking, lifting and falling with his hand. He moaned when he pressed his fist down tight at the base of his prick, the cockhead bulging. Diana had seen enough cocks about to come, and it seemed Jason was very close to it.

“Uhhhh… ohhhh!” Jason moaned as he jacked off.

Talia swallowed hard, her eyes blazing as she watched. She was pressing hard at her cunt, her palm moving back and forth slightly, bringing her near her climax. Diana had seen plenty of cunts about to come too.

Then, when neither of them expected it, Jason came. His thick seed squirted out, high into the air, and he whimpered as he gushed hard.

Talia didn’t think, giving into a strong, sudden urge within her. Her hand darted from her cunt, palm covering the head of Jason’s spewing cock. His eyes flew open. He gasped, and Talia giggled, feeling his warm cum spurt into her palm as her fingers slid down the hard, throbbing shaft.

“Nice, Jason,” she muttered huskily. “Very nice…”

Jason was unable to do anything but sit there as he flooded Talia’s palm with his load. Anything except groan woundedly, overcome by the force of his last ejaculation, the slight pain as the dregs of his balls were ejected.

“So hot and wet…” Talia murmured, sliding her fingers up and down Jason’s cock, stroking it as he kept spurting.

Diana watched the shaft of his cock being coated with his cum, while Talia felt his prick soften as the final squirt landed on her palm. It was a weird thing for them to share, Diana mused. And not share; she could only guess how it felt for Talia to keep holding his cock until it was totally limp, turning it loose only to give his cum-wet balls a gentle squeeze.

Talia pulled her hand back, smiling at Jason, smearing his cum over her bare, tanned stomach, her hips swaying, making little grinding motions as she burbled with pleasure. Now Jason and Diana were united in watching her, eyes huge, fascinated by her movements and what she was doing.

Talia, her eyes slitted with passion, ran her cum-dripping hand between her legs, curling her fingers along the sensitive lips of her cunt, and she mewled softly as she throbbed with lust and the feeling of Jason’s warm seed once more upon her flesh. The beginnings of a new orgasm pulsed inside her…

Abruptly, the room lit up, flaring with the brightness of Diana’s golden lasso as it whipped around Talia’s body, pinning her arms to her chest. It engulfed Jason in the same movement, crushing him against Talia as it tightened, ironically forcing them into the same embrace they had shared so many times before.

Diana reeled them in with one firm jerk of her wrist, sending them flying off the bed without any of the exhausted, sleeping lovers being any the wiser.

“Jason Todd. And the Queen Bee of the HIVE,” Diana said. “Quite something to stumble across on a midnight stroll.”

“Don’t tell me you’re fucking her too,” Talia said, though the lasso’s magic compelled her to keep her voice to a whisper. She would not be allowed to summon help under its spell.

“Not yet,” Jason said.

Diana didn’t so much as lift an eyebrow. She was well-used to the kind of ‘confessions’ she heard when wielding the lasso. Sometimes it seemed every girl she lassoed was bicurious… “Your mission’s over, Todd. It’s obvious now that you’re too far gone to be allowed to roam free. So just like any other villain, you’ll be treated to intensive rehabilitation.”

“What, Arkham Asylum? Iron Heights? Bring it on! I can escape any of them.”

“I wouldn’t trust you to one of the Man’s World prisons. Your sentence is to be restored to the moral rectitude you once held. You’re going to Paradise Island.”