2019 keeps on hitting! (Patreon)

'Ello luvs, just a little personal update on the world of Gemma

Earlier this evening on my way to the shops I had my purse snatched and my right shoulder dislocated in the process. I'm ok, it's been reset after a lengthy wait in A&E and they don't think there'll be any lasting complications and all my cards have already been cancelled so I lost very little and luckily my phone was in my pocket not my bag so all in all despite how shit today's been (and this whole fucking year) it could have been a lot worse.

In regards to how this will effect you lot I'm typing a lot slower than usual obviously and it's hard using a mouse with my left hand so my work rate is gonna be a little slower but I should still be up to date on all my weekly updates for you lovely dirty fuckers

Hope you're all well and wonderful!

Lots of love

The one armed gal x