Crawdadimus, praise his holy carapace! - Lore PDF (Patreon)

“Crawdadimus is real, Thursty!”

-ZorantheBear, 2023

No. No Crawdadimus is not real. Crawdadimus can’t hurt you. It can’t hurt you because it’s not real. Just like the Chainsaw Car, Crawdadimus is a joke that has gone too far and must be stopped. THIS FAR NO FURTHER. THERE WILL BE NO DEITY ARTICLES ABOUT SERVING CRAWDADIMUS BECAUSE HE’S NOT REA…

Oh, I’m contractually obligated to write an article? If I don’t write an article, then Earndi will GM all future campaigns and I’ll be relegated to just playing Pepin? Oh, OK then.

WELCOME TO THE CRAWDADIMUS DEITY ARTICLE!

That’s right! This _very_ real deity is the first we’re going to touch on in our ongoing series of articles describing the deities of the world of Tyne and providing you with new information and guidance on how to play a follower of these religions. Along with all this, we also go into some setting-specific details on how each of our deities interact with the Sponsorship rules we’ve previously established in our Demise of the World document.

Today we all serve the Great Pinchers and pay homage to the Chitinous One who shall be our salvation.  Praise Crawdadimus.

-OnCallGM

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