"I will tell them to go FUCK THEMSELVES" (Patreon)

Thanks for being so patient with me, I know I'm behind on messages and emails.  I will catch up before this weekend*

It seems the mishap of losing/getting my phone stolen is only the most trivial thing to happen to me.  And I don't say that lightly -I had my calendar and schedule set to my phone so I'm having everyone who already had a hangout scheduled to reschedule it with me (same date, just remind me cause all my stuff is wiped).

BUT IN ADDITION (and I will vlog in detail once I know the details, I don't yet and I still need to consult legal council), Apparently someone tried to SWAT me in one of my recent IRL streams.  God-blessedly, I was already gone by the time the Raid got there, but the authorities are MAD AS HELL.

Luckily, my two best friends parents are BOTH attorney's and they recommended me the best Criminal Defense Attorney in Houston (this makes it sound more serious than it is, take a deep breath).  He was very colorful in his language (title of the vlog is a direct quote attributed to him) and is 100% confident that he can take care of it with minimal down time (I'll still be streaming this evening/afternoon, and at some point this week I'll make a very detailed vlog about it).

On top of that, I'm still wrangling to get a certain medical issue resolved.    So sorry I've been seeming disengaged to patrons, I super appreciate all you do for me and you guys always being so patient with my mishaps.

I'll keep you guys in the loop <3


Please don't worry about me or be overly protective.  My entire life my parents have been proritizing sheltering me over letting me experience life.  I spent my entire existence within a 25 mile radius up until I was age 20.  I am living the life that I want to finally, despite the occasional bump in the road.  

Many people have parents who empower them and encourage them, I had parents that kept me under lock and key and only wanted to protect me.   What I love most about you all, my FAM, is that you guys understand that I don't want to live in a bubble.  A lot of people wonder how I'm able to stream/make content/cringe 12 hours+ a day it's because for 20 years of my life I've been a loaded spring.  I haven't had the opportunities that some people have had.  My parent's discouraged me from doing everything (starting my own business they initially frowned upon as too risky re A Charmed Affair).  What you guys understand that most people don't is that I'm just warming up.   To the people asking me to rest, I will say that you don't get tired from limbering up, you get tired from running around a track all day trying to shave a few seconds off your laptime.  Burnout comes from trying to perfect an activity, and doing it excessively.  I'm not going to burnout because I'm not forcing myself to do anything.  I WANT to do it, to experience it all, to go out and irl stream/act cringe/be awkward because it was denied to me for so long.

Live Free or Die.

*unless exigent legal/health circumstances prevent (not to leave you hanging, just the way it is).