Tanning Bed (Patreon)

There are a million Kaylees in a million universes. In every single one, she grows giant. And in every single one, she's a dumb drunk asshole. I feel like this is from a universe where Kaylee grew up poor and she's working as a stripper in her 30's

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"Hey, you! Yeah, you, little guy! Are you a real person, or, like, a little robot or something? I don't get what's going on. Why is everything all tiny all of a sudden? Am I on one of those hidden camera shows? Or did I, like, get really big or something?

I just got a couple mojitos and then sat down in this tanning bed, when the whole place fell down on me. Can tanning beds make you big now? Because no one at the salon explained that to me. Hey, don't run away from me, I'm trying to ask you a question!"