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<AUTHOR NOTE>

Hello there, everyone! It’s book release day again, with number 9 now out! The final book before it’s Nevermore time.

Sadly, the audiobook will be delayed again, but I’m honestly just happy we got a simultaneous release with Book 8. The audiobook will come out, just not sure exactly when.

Either way, thanks for your continued support, and if you wanna give today’s release a look, a rating, or anything else to help the release, it would be highly appreciated.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CRFV7SNZ?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_47AMFJ58XX929GH7ZH75&skipTwisterOG=1

Oh, and enjoy the chapter.

<AUTHOR NOTE OVER>

”Good luck, have fun!” Sandy said before disappearing, leaving Jake with the Meteorite Fragment floating in front of him. He didn’t even bother putting it in his inventory or anything as he quickly nocked an arrow and turned his attention to the many charging Lunewood Stalkers.

Seeing no need to hold back, Arcane Awakening even activated at the stable 30%. Jake felt his body brimming with power as he released the first arrow rain down upon the many charging creatures who were all roughly the same level as the first Stalker. Another thing they had in common with the first Lunewood Stalker was that they didn’t even try to dodge but simply tanked the blow as parts of their bodies were torn off. However, with around thirty of them, this reckless strategy was far more viable, as Jake now also understood why the first one had acted as it did.

These creatures were indeed just one part of a whole. They were individual limbs of a greater lifeform and simply had no sense of self-preservation. For them to dodge would be the same as Jake making his arrows dodge the attacks of enemies… which he actually did pretty often by making them curve around, but that was beside the point and, at most, just a commentary on how the strategy of these Lunewood Stalkers could still be optimized.

The point is, individually, these Lunewood Stalkers weren’t valuable and were just defenders of the forest and life domain they came from. Attacking recklessly like this also tended to have a better chance of landing blows, as it would give the foe far less time to respond, even if the tradeoff was that you risked taking far more hits in return. The term “tended to” was used very deliberately in this case… as Jake just happened to be the exception to that rule, as few things ever had a good chance of landing blows, but less when they were as predictable as these Stalkers.

Arcane explosions lit up the skies above the moon, and Jake began to retreat as he kept shooting arrow after arrow. A constant barrage of attacks flew for him, forcing him to dodge all the time as the Lunewood Stalkers closed in ever-so-slowly. If Jake didn’t have to dodge ranged attacks, he could have outrun them pretty easily, and if he abandoned attacking, he definitely still could, but retreat wasn’t on the table. Not knowing how far they would chase, it was potentially even faster to just kill them all.

So, he upped his offenses and mixed in arcane bolts with his attacks, and before any of the stalkers even reached him, four were slain as their lifeless bodies fell toward the surface of the moon below… only for a giant space worm to swoop in and chomp them down before they could land, all while sending an encouraging message to Jake before disappearing again.

Right as the fifth one fell, the first Lunewood Stalker was also upon him. Jake dodged as the creature spun in mid-air, its tail whipping around as it cut through the, well, not air, but whatever existed within the thin exosphere of the moon.

After its initial attack missed, the Stalker tried to bite him with its thorn-filled mouth, as long vines erupted from all over its body, shooting forward to entangle Jake. Pulling out his katars, the vines were easily shredded as Jake closed in and landed a solid punch to the side of the Stalker’s head. He wanted to continue and attack the core directly, but two more Stalkers arrived right at that moment, making Jake use One Step to teleport away and pull out his bow again.

A barrage of exploding arrows created some more space as Jake blasted himself backward. A heavily injured Lunewood Stalker shot after him, and Jake’s eyes glowed for a moment as the creature flew past him, lifeless, as its already feeble and weak soul crumbled.

You have slain [Lunewood Stalker – lvl 309] – Bonus experience earned for killing an enemy above your level

Turning around, he released an Arcane Powershot, blasting away another Stalker while taking off two of its legs as he used One Step again to dodge two tail swipes from even more of the annoying plant creatures. His sphere expanded slightly as he made sure to keep an eye on all of them, every single Lunewood Stalker also hit with a Hunter’s Mark.

It wasn’t that hard to keep track of them, though. They didn’t attack with any strategy at all but just charged for him in a straight line. There weren’t even any attempts to surround or cut off his paths of retreat, making the fight far easier than it had any right to be.

One by one, he killed the Lunewood Stalkers, not taking any injuries himself. They simply weren’t fast or strong enough to pose a real threat, and shortly, the final creature had its midsection exploded by an arrow as it fell dead toward the moon.

The entire fight hadn’t even taken that long, as he methodically tore them apart. He also noticed that they seemed to grow a bit weaker the further they got away from the forest, just making things even easier.

Dispelling his boosting skill, Jake sighed as he hoped there would be better foes further inside the forest. While the levels of these Lunewood Stalkers were impressive, their power sure as hell was not. They were so weak that Jake doubted he even got any good experience from them. Disappointing was really the only emotion he felt toward them so far, and while they could offer the flavors of a horde battle if even more attacked him, Jake had always preferred singular powerful foes.

Oh well, at least Sandy had been eating well and made sure to snatch all of the corpses. The worm did spit them out again, though, only really caring about extracting those Lunewood Meteorite Fragments they all had. It effectively served as their cores, and during the fight, Jake noticed striking these cores did more damage than anywhere else, though he had been a bit afraid of accidentally breaking them.

“We should probably hide a bit,” Sandy said after the worm teleported back up to him.

“I don’t think we have to,” Jake said, as he didn’t detect anyone or anything coming for them. He had deliberately made sure to retreat away from what he had chosen to dub the Lunewood Forest to test out the detection range of whatever lived there, and it seemed like this was enough. The fact distance from the forest also made the Stalkers weaker had just been a happy bonus.

“Hm, does seem like we’re outside of the domain where we can be detected,” Sandy said. “I would guess that the second we reenter the forest, all the Meteorite Fragments will instantly give us away, and another attack will arrive to try and reclaim them. I doubt hiding the fragments in my stomach will be enough either.”

“An attack should we enter does seem probable,” Jake nodded in agreement. He didn’t have that much confidence in his stealth skill either when it came to hiding the fragments. If Sandy wasn’t confident, Jake sure as hell wasn’t. He did have one thing he wanted to try, though. “Let’s go down and land on the moon. I have one… no, two things I want to try.”

Sandy agreed as the two of them flew down with impressive speed. Jake did kind of like how he could travel a lot faster in space, even without subspace nonsense. He could simply fly a lot faster and even near-constantly accelerate to a far higher top speed. Even his One Step range was significantly longer.

Due to that, he soon reached the surface of the moon. Stopping just before he landed, Jake stood a few centimeters off the ground as Sandy looked at him, confused. Jake cleared his throat and raised a foot as he did something he had wanted to do ever since arriving on the moon.

“One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” Jake said with a stupid grin on his face as he stepped down on the moon’s surface.

“I don’t get it,” Sandy commented, confused. “Also, wouldn’t it be a man and not just man? Your grammar is off.”

“Just let me have this moment,” Jake said, throwing a glance at Sandy.

“Fine… actually, let me give it a try,” the giant space worm sulked before seemingly getting an idea as they also floated down to be just a few meters off the surface.

“One small wiggle for worm!”

A big crash shook the local area as the giant worm crashed down.

“One giant wiggle for wormkind!”

Jake just stared at the worm as Sandy giggled. “I kind of get it now; that was fun.”

“Stealing my moment,” Jake muttered, as he decided to just move on to the actual reason he had wanted to touch down on the surface.

With his two awesome mythical boots solidly on the ground, their ability to detect natural earthbound treasures was activated… and it may just be because the moon was primarily rock, but he got a massive response. Closing his eyes to focus, Jake felt hundreds, no thousands of responses below the ground, and as he focused and infused even more power into his old leathery companions, he finally got enough reach to detect the center of the moon.

It was a massive response as he felt the core of the celestial object. Giving Planetary Cores rarities wouldn’t really make much sense, but it was unquestionable they contained an absolutely ridiculous amount of power. What’s more, they had the ability to produce mana, making them incredibly valuable and near-endless power sources. Jake couldn’t feel if anything was siphoning power off the core, but he could feel it and confirm it definitely had enough juice to give birth to a B-grade.

The second largest response came from the direction of the Lunewood Forest, and it wasn’t hard to guess this was the Wood Meteorite that Sandy talked about. The fragments of the meteorites within each Lunewood Stalker were about the size of a basketball, and based on the response, he felt that the true meteorite was far, far larger. He wouldn’t necessarily say that the size of the fragments had to proportionally correlate with power, though, as if that was true, the meteorite would likely have contained more power than the planetary core.

“You look like you’ve noticed something,” Sandy said.

“I more so just confirmed what we already theorized,” Jake answered as he opened his eyes. “I think you are right on the money with that Wood Meteorite thing, and I want to go confirm for myself, but before that… do you want those Meteorite Fragments? As in, do you need them?”

“No, not really,” Sandy confessed. “They are too polluted with lunar and other celestial energies. It’s a horrible mix that doesn’t go well with anything else, which is what tends to happen with these things. The life energy will evolve with time as the Wood Meteor flies through space, undergoing a constant evolution as what may as well be an entirely new form of life affinity is born once all is said and done. Not quite an arcane affinity, as it isn’t a cohesive fusion of concepts, but just an amalgamation that could theoretically be split apart by someone successfully talented or powerful enough.”

Jake nodded, once more impressed with Sandy’s insights, as he asked: “In that case, can I have them? And would it be fine if I end up effectively destroying them?”

“You can, but you do know that the moment one of them breaks, every single living being associated with the Lunewood Meteorite on this moon will know?” Sandy asked to make sure.

“That’s actually a very good point,” Jake frowned as he reconsidered.

“If you want to absorb the fragments or use the energies for something, I would suggest maybe seeing if it’s possible to merge them together or perhaps to return them to the Lunewood Meteorite? That way, you can absorb or use everything at once,” Sandy suggested.

“Fair enough,” Jake nodded along as he considered the plan he had begun to form in his mind. Sandy was correct that the life energy could indeed only be described as poluted. He had nothing to use it for alchemically, and the imbalance and the relative weakness of the Lunewood Stalkers compared to their level likely also had roots in the broken life affinity. In fact, the affinity contained way more raw power, hence the levels, than it had any right to. There was just no cohesion, leading to an ultimately shitty result.

“Say, what do people usually do when they notice a Wood Meteorite has crashed somewhere?” Jake asked.

“You like to ask a lot of questions where the answer depends on a lot of things. If the meteorite crashed in your backyard, better to get rid of it right away, as the corrupted life energy will try to keep spreading as much as it can. If it’s crashed somewhere far away from anything else, some people like to study it, before then getting rid of the Wood Meteorite before it can affect a too large area or become too dangerous. A third group keeps them around and cultivates them, as they are really good at spawning monsters, and if you regulate the environment properly, you even have pretty good control of the level of monsters there and turn them into training grounds. Some environments created by Wood Meteors even end up spawning unique and actually useful herbs within, so people keep those around. But, in the vast majority of cases, the end result is that it’s best to destroy the Wood Meteorite and get rid of the domain,” Sandy once more gave a lengthy explanation as Jake learned more neat space facts.

“So, if I say, want to eat the entire Wood Meteorite and kill the entire forest, there would be nothing wrong with it?” Jake asked.

“I would respect such wise eating habits,” Sandy said in a joking tone. “But I’m not sure if you can fit that Wood Meteorite in your mouth, though, I think it’s pretty big.”

“True, true,” Jake nodded. Even if he used Palate, he wasn’t sure he was able – or wanted – to eat it. But that wasn’t the only option. “I won’t be the one eating it, though. This bad boy will.”

Jake pulled out Eternal Hunger and tossed it up before catching it again. “Life energy is still life energy, and I’m sure this little one will enjoy it fully.”

That’s right, Jake’s idea was to get rid of this entire Lunewood Forest by absorbing it with Eternal Hunger. He even had a ritual in mind to do it and reckoned it would be a good way to get a few profession levels. Plus, based on what Sandy said, these kinds of Wood Meteories could be problematic if left alone, so wasn’t he doing a good thing?

While he couldn’t confirm it, he wouldn’t be surprised if this Lunewood Forest was expanding and, with time, would cover the entire surface of the moon. So, better nip it in the bud before it could get that far.

“Well, I wouldn’t say it’s a bad idea to get rid of the meteorite… though do still consider the presence of a B-grade. Pretty low chances the two of them aren’t connected in some way,” Sandy pointed out.

“True,” Jake nodded. “I will have to scout out the forest properly to find out.”

“In that case, I’ll hold unto these fragments in the meantime and go explore a bit myself. I don’t really care about anything in that forest; it all smells yucky anyway,” Sandy said in a disgusted tone.

“Fair enough,” Jake nodded as he and Sandy prepared to split up. “You know where to find me, right? I’ll also throw a Mark on you in case things go south.”

“Eh, if all else fails, I can just ask the Big Boss Hydra, or you can ask Big Boss Snake for help,” Sandy said in a casual tone.

“Not sure it’s considered normal to consider your Patron a walkie-talkie,” Jake grinned.

“I’m not,” Sandy defended themself. “A walkie-talkie would be far more effective.”

Shaking his head, Jake smiled. “In either case, see you around. I’m gonna go on a picnic inside the creepy polluted life forest filled with weird monsters that wanna kill me.”

“And I’m gonna go try and eat stuff inside the moon.”

Indeed, just another normal day in the life of a giant space worm and a human on adventure.

Comments

TyranT-Rex

Congrats on the book release!

John McGurn

The author note was over before it even began lol

CinnamonHawk263

Damn sandy feels much more mature with all the insight he’s dropping.

Kris Piskorski

I wish jake used the forest as a mining and training ground for his people, high leveled but dumb beasts would be perfect to cultivate some solid warriors

Lizy Flore

Thanks for the chapter!

BumAssBumAss

Thanks for the chapter!

Joshua Tamayo

Tftc, this one just filled me with smiles at the end

Niclas Elmers

Love the audiobooks too. Travis baldree has a wonderfule Voice don’t change it

ChRiAn

I compare Sandy to Valdemar by now. Simple, not stupid

Jake Schmitz

B grade beat down coming soon to a moon near you...

Red45jimster

Could he transmute the wood meteor into his bow?

ChRiAn

Only problem with that is that barely anyone is on the level yet to train there and Jake really isn't the type to spent the time cultivating the forest.

Ty Cooper

Love how Jake is just wanting to feed the whole forest/meteorite to Eternal Hunger. I am so curious as to what Eternal Hunger's fully unleashed power is and how much it can do. Like Sproutleaf wants Jake to use it for rituals. Ha find it really fun that Jake is going to do a ritual to feed the meteorite/forest to Eternal Hunger. It is a catastrophe given form after all.

Ty Cooper

Yeah the problem would be getting them there besides sandy. Plus the only ones able to train would be on Jake's level and not enjoy it much. Can't see Carmen or SS having much fun.

Ty Cooper

And thanks for informing us about the release of audible being a different day. Was getting worried when I couldn't pre-order the audible but saw it in kindle.

Kris Piskorski

But there will be people who can train there, additionally jake wouldn't have to anything to manage it the council will take care of that Also sandy can take a space mage there to create a portal and that's that for transport

Julian

“Not sure it’s considered normal to consider your Patron a walkie-talkie,” Jake grinned. “I’m not,” Sandy defended themself. “A walkie-talkie would be far more effective.” Heresy!

John Balman

😂 love Jake and Sandy adventure time!

Alexander Wilfling

It‘s an interesting concept but I assume he will just use it to power up Eternal Hunger in some way

BumAssBumAss

"thanks for the recap"

Matthew Lemon

I'm curious to see what would happen if he put some jake juice into the wood meteor

Star

Walkie talkie more effective 🤣 but also wondering how Sandy knows what walkie talkie is and it's effecivity?

Jonathan

Seeing no need to hold back, Arcane Awakening even activated at the stable 30%. Seeing no need to hold back, he even activated Arcane Awakening at the stable 30%. described as poluted. polluted.

Specter

Thank you! indeed only be described as poluted. -> polluted “I’m not,” Sandy defended themself. “A walkie-talkie would be far more effective.” -> it's not

Joshua Toennis

Can’t wait for the audiobook! Tftc!

TwistedVanity

I like that sandy is just as heretical as Jake

Kathleen Boyer

I love the story, but some of the tone and rhythm of the writing has seemed off recently. Like Zog feels like he has to defend what he's saying or overly explain things that don't need it. It's like he switches between narration and Jake's point of view mid paragraph, sometimes mid sentence. Or maybe just needs to read through it once to take out the extra qualifying words or hire an editor to do a clean sweep before posting. Maybe he does that before it goes on Royal road or publishing it and that's why it seems like such a shift between Patreons and Audibles tone when reading.

mitchell kaiser

We haven’t heard from Villy in awhile kinda miss him 😅.

ChRiAn

I can't wait for Casper's reaction when he is shown Eternal Hunger while returning to Earth.

ChRiAn

That would still require people on a level capable enough to cultivate the forest, otherwise it would just expand and spawn stronger creatures.

Ether Harwell

I think his sentence has a typo. This — “In that case, I’ll hold unto these fragments in the meantime and go explore a bit myself." — should probably be like this — "“In that case, I’ll hold ONTO these fragments in the meantime and go explore a bit myself.

Devin

I really thought he was going to chime in on The wood meteorite, granted I guess that means it’s not as interesting for him as it is for us :(

Deborah Livingston

Love the recaps. Missed it in whichever book didn’t have one.

Michael mann

“Disappointing was really the only emotion he felt toward them so far” Should this be “Disappointment”?

Star

Point. Forgot that. I am still stuck at the part of what Sandy ate from the gift, when he spit dietitian out in the Order.

joel southard

Nice thank you for the chapter. Unable to rate on Amazon but I gave 5 stars on Goodreads.

Hunter Thornton

Ok that went differently than I thought. I thought Jake was gonna experiment with the meteorite and end up accidentally creating a whole new race based in his arcane mana or create a potion that is completely broken. No instead he’s gonna feed the weapon that wants to devour worlds. At least he didn’t jinx it this time so nothin should go too wrong

kingofshibainu

One more step towards his planetary sacrificial ritual

JJB4345_80_815

Yes, thank you for the chappy, Zogarth! --> Loved the "one giant wiggle for wormkind" line!

Kathleen Boyer

"The point is, individually, these Lunewood Stalkers weren’t valuable and were just defenders of the forest and life domain they came from." Here is one of many scattered throughout, this would've read much cleaner if he started at "individually" or even just starting at "lunewood stalkers" we didn't need to be told there was a point, he could've just skipped straight to the point. In the second paragraph he was narrating the whole time until suddenly in the last sentence were back with Jake's pov mid sentence. It makes it inconsistent with where the pov is and I've only noticed it recently. Maybe it's a style thing, but it just seems sloppy like a read through at the end or something could clean it up in no time and improve the flow. Again it might just be he publishes the first drafts on here and cleans them up elsewhere and I'm noticing because I've only been on patreon for a month or so.

Jason Scott

Also think about Jake's easy kills and not that strong remark. It's Jake he solos raid bosses as fun and a challenge. So for normal folk they could be a hoard of boss level moon baddies after you.

kapat

“I’m not,” Sandy defended themself. “A walkie-talkie would be far more effective.” haha Jake screwing up respect for gods left n right

Dalton Akin

Thanks for the book 9 recap boss!

Tommy

Sandy is the best worm. Dunno about anyone else but I just picture a sapient Dune worm 😂👍

jb qspam

Hey thanks for the recap!

Olof Karlsson

Thanks for the chapter!

Nazmus Saadat

I have a question. When is it that Jake actually learned how to properly fly? Like I remember him learning to fly with Hawkie back when he first got Wings and before that he used to make mana constructs to stand on and use that to float, but since when could he full on just fly without wings and accelerate and stuff? Was there ever a chapter going over him practicing to fly with just mana?

ryan kislingbury

was going to comment about audio book for 9 but you already got it

Yaldabaoth

Yes, I believe it was when he, Jake, reached "C" grade. That chapter, (or the one after), went into an explanation of how he could fly without having wings (necessary), and then he spared with Sylphy... I believe that's how that's spelled lol 🤔 Anywho, hope this helps, and my memory hasn't failed me in this aspect lol 😅