STORY - Pineapple Juiced (Patreon)

Welcome to the Birthday Month! Coming at the beginning of July, we've got our poll winner - in this story, we follow Pineapple as he drinks some funky juice. Cool!

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“Yea, um… can’t come in today,” Pine muttered into his phone. “I’m gonna need to call out. Oh, and uh, this is Pine by the way. Thanks.”

Like any young man his age, Pineapple had experienced his share of random erections. He had one of the biggest dicks in town and worked at a horny theme restaurant, so it was to be expected. He was no stranger to morning wood and unexplained stains on his bed or plushes. 

This, however, had been the first time he’d ever orgasmed so hard that he woke up from a dead sleep.

The stranger thing was that it wasn’t going away. Even as he hung up the phone and rolled over in bed, his raging hardon was sticking out from under the waist of his pajama pants. It was drooling precum in a slow but constant pace, and everything seemed to rile it up and encourage him with a need to seed.

“I thought we had an understanding,” Pine groaned at his dick. 

He was just waking up but he was still in a horny haze, as if his brain was being dragged down to his crotch. His balls felt like they weighed a ton and his ridiculous dick twitched and pulsed with his every heartbeat.

This was the last time he’d try Big Dick’s Energy Drink.  He could barely think straight as he finally dragged himself into sitting upright in bed.

“Okay… looks like this is gonna be a self-care day,” Pine decided out loud. 

The femmy thot pulled out his tablet and went into his browser’s favorites, pulling out some of his emergency backup videos. They were the ones that never failed to make him orgasm whenever he needed a quickie. If he had cum on the brain, he would just have to milk it out.

Pine dropped his pants and laid on his side, watching an encouragement video he’d bookmarked. A thick and busty woman in lingerie leaned over her webcam, cooing sweet dirty talk as she mimed jerking off to set his pace.

“There’s a good boy. Stroke it for mommy. I love that big hard cock of yours,” she purred in gentle tones. Pineapple shivered as he humped his hand, acting like his stroking wasn’t enough. His soft, breathy panting was uncontrollable as he masturbated in time with the video.

“Don’t forget to play with your balls~! You’re gonna cum for me, right? Cum all over my big juicy tits?” 

The woman had started to slowly peel down the neckline of her lingerie when Pine moaned, too drunk on his cumbrain to disobey the prerecorded orders. His cock perked up and his balls tensed on command, firing off his load in a thick and pulpy mess that splashed across his lap and hand. Pine gasped and slumped back on his bed, unable to control himself as he released a few more spurts. He was too busy shaking as he left wet white streaks across his sheets and splatting against his pillow.

But he was still horny. His massive dick was still pulsing against his belly, drooling its juices out as if it was in just as much of a stupor as he was.

“Come on, big sexy. You can do it. Give that big warm cummy all over mama’s titties~!” the woman his tablet went on.

“Okay… okay, that normally works,” Pine finally acknowledged between gasps. His cock wobbled in its taut, erect state like a subtly wagging tail begging for more attention. That just left an even bigger mess in its dripping wake. It was clearly time for the special treatment.

Pine dug into his bedside drawer. Rooting through a few rubbery toys, he pulled out his vibrating butt plug and his onahole. The pear-shaped sex toy was thick, flexible and firmly ribbed for his pleasure while the sleeve of soft silcone wobbled around in his other hand. 

With as confident a nod as he could muster, Pine clicked over to his next video. A skinny, pink-haired camgirl was laid back in her office chair. She played with her small tits as she held her skirt hiked up around her waist to jerk off her hard cock. Her face was a constantly shifting mix of euphoria and confidence s she hissed out commands.

“Come on. Stroke with me, bitch. You better cum before I do! You look so hot pumping that fat cock in front of me!”

Pine eased his plump booty down onto the anal toy, pressing it all the way in until his cheeks pressed against the broad, flat bottom. His jaw dropped open and he mumbled in gibberish as it teased his insides. His hips rocked automatically as he humped the sex toy, massaging his prostate as he nutted almost instantaneously. His swinging dick slapping against his chest and stomach as it spat out globs of cum across his body and pillow.

“Are you still hard? Mmmm, you’re such a horny little fucker. You had better cum for me before I suck it out of you myself,” the girl on his tablet continued to threaten sensually. 

The camgirl spanked her balls encouragingly before running her painted nails up along her girlcock. She leaned in closer to the camera and started to act out giving the viewer a blowjob just off camera. 

Pineapple sighed. He was still plenty hard and his urges weren’t dying down at all. If anything, it was just feeling worse as his dick became more sensitive.

“Okay… maybe this’ll do it.”

Pine started to ride on his buttplug as he poured some warming lube down his onahole. He slid himself inside the rubbery toy, its wet sucking noises starting to sync with the bobbing head of the girl on his monitor. The orange-haired boy gulped and spread his legs, pumping his uncontrollably raging hardon as the lube warmed itself in reaction to his body heat. The warmed up toy hugged his cock as he worked it faster, jerking off noisily as the amateur pornstar moaned along with him. 

Pine’s voice cracked as he had another squealing orgasm. His hips bucked off the bed to hump his toy harder, eagerly squirting out the other end of his fleshy toy. This time his orgasm felt even harder than before. His brain melted and his eyes rolled as his seed splashed across his tablet’s keyboard, caking more of his sheets and pillows.

Pine’s cheeks squeezed his anal toy tightly, even as he collapsed back on the bed. His vision blurred and he could barely even recognize that his video was still running. Cumming felt amazing, but whatever was in that energy drink, it made him want to shoot more and more. Like all his brain could think of was how to cum again and even harder, no matter how big a load he shot off. Even flat on his back, his erection stuck straight up with the onahole wrapped around its middle. It was like a triumphant flagpole to mark that as it had fully conquered the rest of his body.

Pine blinked wearily as the camgirl said something else from behind the streak of cum on his screen. The femboi couldn’t bring himself to care as he just went back to slowly stroking himself with his weary hand, wiggling out of his buttplug as an afterthought as he went through the motions he so desperately needed.

The online thot repeated something, and it wasn’t until the light in his room changed that he realized the voice wasn’t coming from his tablet. By then, it was too late to do much about it.

“Pineapple? Are you still home? I got some of your mail again.”

He heard the footsteps inside his apartment and managed to roll over to his side. He gingerly pulled his sex toy off his cock, moaning miserably with how much it made his shaft tingle top to bottom. He recognized the voice as one of his neighbors, a sweet (if slightly overbearing) mom that had helped him out with a few things.

“I’m here,” he managed to utter out. He couldn’t think clearly enough to close his browser, but thankfully the video had trailed off on its own.

“I just called in sick today.”

“Oh you poor thing,” his neighbor tutted. She paused and sniffed the air from his living room.

“You must be sweating buckets. I can smell you from here. Let me have a look at you.”

Pine moaned as he couldn’t find the energy to move or cover himself up. Keeping his cock out in the open was the only thing feeling reasonably good right now.

“Er… no, I’m okay, Mrs. Washington,” Pine rambled, but she was already on her way. “I don’t want you getting… uh… sick.”

“Please, Pine. I’m a nurse. I’ve seen plenty in my-”

Holly Washington turned the corner into his bedroom and stopped with a start. She was dressed in some casual mom jeans and a snug, low-cut top that left room for her massive breasts to breathe. She had short white hair and icy blue eyes, giving her a harsh look despite her very soft and caring side.

The busty milf was stunned by the smell of Pine’s musk and the plentiful mess of cum left in the wake of his raging libido. Even as experienced as she was, Holly was blown away by the raw sexuality oozing off Pine.

“Oh! So you’re… THAT kind of calling out sick,” she noted cautiously.

Pine nodded wearily.

“I don’t know what’s wrong,” he groaned. “It won’t go away. Need it…”

He trailed off as his cock twitched and leaked a slowly drooling glob of cum. That alone got him to moan as his dick seemed to relieve whatever pressure it could.

Holly frowned as she got over the shock of the situation. She glanced at his trash can where some green and black tin cans had been discarded.

“You were drinking those?” she asked. Pine nodded.

“You really need to read what’s in these energy drinks. It’s rarely anything good for you,” Holly scolded as she walked closer, carefully sidestepping a pulpy white puddle. Pine didn’t even have the spare brain cells to feel embarrassed for putting Holly through this.

The milf sat down on the foot of the bed and gently pressed her fingers to his cock. It swayed before bobbing back into her hand like it was excited to see her. As a nurse, she’d seen plenty of naked bodies, but she was simply in awe by the size of his member. The sheer stiffness and heat radiating off Pine’s already massive cock made her hesitate and her mouth water.

“You look like you could use a hand with that.”

Pine nodded so wearily that left Holly wondering if he’d even heard her correctly.

“Okay. Best to get this out of your system. Let’s get you hydrated.”

Holly checked Pine’s mini-fridge and passed him a bottle of water. He drank instinctively with his shaking hand as Holly finally gripped his solid shaft. He groaned mindlessly, feeling so horny and having cum so much that it felt more like getting back to normal than really satisfying any urges.

Thankfully, Holly seemed to realize that. She started to stroke him off, lightly rubbing up and down with the tips of her fingers as she cradled the shaft in her palm. The rest of it swayed above her hand, leaking his warm cum over the edges of her fingers.

Holly couldn’t fit all of it in her hand at once, and between its firm flopping and the raw scent of sex in the air, she couldn’t help but be drawn in by it. She leaned closer and took a gentle lick up its center, tracing a pulsing vein with the flat of her tongue. Pine gave a long and husky groan as he leaned back into bed, thrusting his cock up past her lips. Every little touch sent horny pins and needles through his body, numbing his brain with the need to cum. 

Seeing just how sensitive he was, Holly simply started stroking her fingertips over his rather than jerking him off. Pine’s eyes fluttered as his head swam and his dick pulsed against her hand. Holly found herself continuing to sneak in soft kisses and licks, piling on his arousal as her breasts rubbed against his hardon. Pine’s semen wiped across the front of her shirt, making it cling to her skin underneath as she kept a careful eye on him.

“Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh,” Pine rambled as he gripped his sticky bedsheets. Comfort was an afterthought right now as his brains just seemed to flush out through his latest load. Holly gasped at the mindlessly appreciative load that sprang out from his tip, splattering across her cleavage in a fresh dose of his warm and pungent cum. The strangely sweet scent even compelled her to scoop some up between her fingers and lick it up without thinking about it herself.

“Well that seemed effective. Feeling any better?” the busty nurse pried. 

Pine was sweating and red in the face, but his cock and balls were still swollen to their peak. The hung femboi whined and shook his head, almost in a trance as his hips humped needily at the air whether she was still there or not.

“This might be a little beyond my expertise,” Holly mused. She rested her chin in her hand, just to curiously lick at one of her fingers again. “You might need to see a professional about this.”

“Hey, Pine. How you feelin’, bud?” came another voice from his doorway. The new visitor knocked on the door as she entered. Holly looked back at the bedroom door just as Boss came walking into view. 

“Hoo boy. He’s got it bad,” Boss mused as she saw the messy scene in front of her. 

“Who are you, miss?” Holly asked warily.

“Hey, Boss,” Pine managed to mumble as he squirmed in bed. He winced as even lightly brushing his cock across Holly’s arm sent a tingle up his spine.

“I heard he’d called out and didn’t sound too well. I was checking in on him and would offer to pick up something while I was passing by, but don’t imagine that’d help now.”

She watched Pine sigh as he massaged his balls, trying to nurse out another needy orgasm. Boss glanced at the cans in the trash and pieced things together quickly.

“Wow, BDE? I thought they stopped making this stuff to rebrand it as a pharmaceutical.”

“So you know what’s going on here?” Holly asked cautiously. 

Boss shrugged off her purse, setting it down well outside Pine’s potential splash zone.

“Not exactly, but I’ve seen him get like this once in a while. That stuff’ll blueball you good if it stays in him, but trust me. I can handle it.”

Holly raised her eyebrows before finally parting with Pine’s massive erection.

“Alright. I’ll leave it in your hands,” she conceded. “I’ll check in with him later to see that he’s feeling better.”

“Appreciate the effort,” Boss noted politely. 

She let the hefty milf go, though not without a quick and bitter glance at her huge and wobbling jugs. Boss shut the door behind her before peeling her shirt off over her head. 

“Well there goes my whole morning,” she sighed. She removed her bra, knowing it was one that she liked, and went back into the room.

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Boss sat by the foot of Pine’s bed, draping his legs across her lap. It left his huge dick sticking up beside her as she cracked her knuckles and got to work.

Boss really was a pro and she was no stranger to Pineapple’s monster of a cock. She had been on the frontlines of Pizza Thot when they had their first Half-Off Handjob Day last winter, so she packed a lot more strength in her forearms than people might expect from the short restaurant manager. It was one of the benefits of working at a place like that that never got mentioned.

She figured nothing fixed a hardon better than cumming your brains out until it called it quits. Her talented hand pumped Pine’s cock with a graceful ease, grasping its base before sliding up and running her fingers along its thick wet head. The polished knob was spurting in no time, though the already present mess didn’t prepare Boss for the sloppy shot that splashed across her face and chest. 

“And this is why I didn’t wear a shirt,” she muttered. 

Pine was way too far gone to care, gasping and panting as he kept on humping. Boss still kept up her lazy pace, using his freshly shot cum as its own lube to rub into the taut and warm skin of his dick. 

Even with Boss’ expertise in giving out casually paced handjobs, Pine just kept on going. He’d gush like a malfunctioning firehose, splattering her with another wave of creamy white. She tried massaging his balls to help empty him out faster, but that means leaning in more and that meant taking a thick shot to the kisser. It got a point where Pine didn’t even seem to notice himself cumming, bouncing his balls in her lap and hand as he humped through her fingers. 

After the first half hour, Boss found herself having to switch hands. At least she had Pine’s swollen nuts to toy with as a stress ball as she stretched out her numb fingers

“Seriously, Pine. I know even you have your-” 

“AHHN~!” 

The redhead shuddered and painted Boss’ tiny tits with another dose of his seed.

“Limits… alright… let’s keep at it. Ain’t the first time I’ve had to milk an employee…” 

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After a full hour of jerking, Pine didn’t even moan when his dick shot out another watery orgasm. He just twitched, bumping his ass and balls on Boss’ lap as he drooled in a more numb than satisfied state. He shuddered one last time as Boss wiped his jizz from her cheek and hair, positively caked in his one-man bukakke. One the other hand, chaining his orgasms together finally paid off. After his latest string of messy loads, Pine seemed to be finally wiped out as he slumped into the bed. He started to mumble something before falling limp. Soft snoring started coming from the tuckered out thot.

Pine was still hard, but not achingly so. His dick even started to soften and tilt off to one side after all the extensive handiwork. Boss figured that would be good enough for now, letting him sleep off any further side effects. She looked around at the cum that dripped off most of her exposed skin and caked Pine’s clothes, bed and carpet. She even thought she spotted some on the ceiling, however he managed to pull that off.

“I helped enough as it is,” Boss decided out loud. “He can clean up his own mess from here.” 

The crabby manager hopped off the bed. She borrowed Pine’s shower and one of his shirts so she at least wouldn’t make a mess of her car. She was on her way out when she saw the half-empty case of Big Dick’s Energy Drink left on the counter-top.

Boss considered them for a moment before deciding to take the rest of the cans off his hands.

“Not like he’ll be drinking any more of it anyway,” Boss muttered as she lugged it out to her car.

She could always just give them to Tips. She had seen the busty brunette gulp down BDE’s like they were water and she was no worse for wear for it.